Monday, November 08, 2010
And then, across a crowded room, their eyes met
1. Being President means no one reminds you not to play pocket pool while shaking hands.
2. "So, we have a deal then, Mr. Johnson. The '78 Pinto is yours as soon as the check clears."
3. "On three, we clothesline Pelosi!"
4. "All right, Indian Wrestling it is. Loser bangs Pelosi."
5. "So, have you ever sucked dick for weed?"
Best of Kaptain Krude
It's nice to see that Nancy was able to plaster a smile on her face. Literally plaster.
Best of JohnS1959
"Well played sir", offered the President, "Shall we make it double or nothing for the Senate?"
Best of Jack Reacher
"You've saved or created about 65 Republican jobs on Capitol Hill. Congratulations, Mr. President!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Nancy can barely contain her glee after the old superglue prank worked again.
Best of Oiao
"Mr. President. I'm tossing out those nasty curtains in Pelosi's office and then setting the sites on that ugly rug in your's"
Best of Double the U
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