Monday, November 08, 2010

And then, across a crowded room, their eyes met


1. Being President means no one reminds you not to play pocket pool while shaking hands.

2. "So, we have a deal then, Mr. Johnson. The '78 Pinto is yours as soon as the check clears."

3. "On three, we clothesline Pelosi!"

4. "All right, Indian Wrestling it is. Loser bangs Pelosi."

5. "So, have you ever sucked dick for weed?"

Best of Kaptain Krude
It's nice to see that Nancy was able to plaster a smile on her face. Literally plaster.

Best of JohnS1959
"Well played sir", offered the President, "Shall we make it double or nothing for the Senate?"

Best of Jack Reacher
"You've saved or created about 65 Republican jobs on Capitol Hill. Congratulations, Mr. President!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Nancy can barely contain her glee after the old superglue prank worked again.

Best of Oiao
"Mr. President. I'm tossing out those nasty curtains in Pelosi's office and then setting the sites on that ugly rug in your's"

Best of Double the U
Hi, thank you and welcome to Amway.

21 comments:

Kaptain Krude said...

It's nice to see that Nancy was able to plaster a smile on her face. Literally plaster.


wv: impolt - I imagine Dawn's head will impolt before the end of this thread.

Oiao said...

"Mr. President, if I may give you a little advice, I would not be asking for Cheeseburgers when in India."

Oiao said...

"Mr. President, I like the color of the shelacking you were given."

Oaio said...

"Mr. Presidend, we see your usefulness now and we applaud the Democrats for keeping Pelosi on as the Poster Child of failure, but it will really drive the point home if you make MSNBC reinstate Olbermann."

WV = kostemb as in "It really kostemb the elections by being Progressive tools."

jj said...

Boehner thought bubble, "Damn, Pelosi's got a firmer grip than this weenie...and why is his hand wet??"

JohnS1959 said...

"Well played sir", offered the President, "Shall we make it double or nothing for the Senate?"

Jack Reacher said...

"I'm still bitterly clinging to the Senate and the White House."

Jack Reacher said...

"You've saved or created about 65 Republican jobs on Capitol Hill. Congratulations, Mr. President!"

Jack Reacher said...

"So we're agreed; Olbermann is a complete douche who won't be missed."

Submariner said...

Boehner thawt bubble; "Why the hell isn't he bowing?"

Submariner said...

Why, yes, Barry. I think it would be VERY appropriate for you to wear the collar and leash at the next Folsom Street Fair...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Let the staring contest begin!

-OR-

Nancy can barely contain her glee after the old superglue prank worked again.

-OR-

As the Marine Corps Band softly plays "Bye Bye Blackbird" the president chokes back tears, because sometimes it's hard to let go... of things like your self-esteem, reputation, control of congress.

Anonymous said...

"We won the toss and will defend this end of the field. You keep Pelosi."

Vinney

Submariner said...

It's settled then; I pretend I'm a capitalist and you pretend I'm a citizen.

molson said...

Do you hear that giant sucking sound?

Submariner said...

And Barry? One more thing; America called and they also want you to put the first bi-yotch on reduced rations...

Oiao said...

"Mr. President. I'm tossing out those nasty curtains in Pelosi's office and then setting the sites on that ugly rug in your's"

Submariner said...

My, my; Joe was right. You ARE clean and articulate...

Submariner said...

...and another thing;
we're cutting payments to Palestine on Jan 21st.

Double the U said...

Hi, thank you and welcome to Amway.

Submariner said...

Mr. President; did you just queef? Crom! What a pansy...