1. Being President means no one reminds you not to play pocket pool while shaking hands.
2. "So, we have a deal then, Mr. Johnson. The '78 Pinto is yours as soon as the check clears."
3. "On three, we clothesline Pelosi!"
4. "All right, Indian Wrestling it is. Loser bangs Pelosi."
5. "So, have you ever sucked dick for weed?"
Best of Kaptain Krude
It's nice to see that Nancy was able to plaster a smile on her face. Literally plaster.
Best of JohnS1959
"Well played sir", offered the President, "Shall we make it double or nothing for the Senate?"
Best of Jack Reacher
"You've saved or created about 65 Republican jobs on Capitol Hill. Congratulations, Mr. President!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Nancy can barely contain her glee after the old superglue prank worked again.
Best of Oiao
"Mr. President. I'm tossing out those nasty curtains in Pelosi's office and then setting the sites on that ugly rug in your's"
Best of Double the U
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It's nice to see that Nancy was able to plaster a smile on her face. Literally plaster.
wv: impolt - I imagine Dawn's head will impolt before the end of this thread.
"Mr. President, if I may give you a little advice, I would not be asking for Cheeseburgers when in India."
"Mr. President, I like the color of the shelacking you were given."
"Mr. Presidend, we see your usefulness now and we applaud the Democrats for keeping Pelosi on as the Poster Child of failure, but it will really drive the point home if you make MSNBC reinstate Olbermann."
WV = kostemb as in "It really kostemb the elections by being Progressive tools."
Boehner thought bubble, "Damn, Pelosi's got a firmer grip than this weenie...and why is his hand wet??"
"Well played sir", offered the President, "Shall we make it double or nothing for the Senate?"
"I'm still bitterly clinging to the Senate and the White House."
"You've saved or created about 65 Republican jobs on Capitol Hill. Congratulations, Mr. President!"
"So we're agreed; Olbermann is a complete douche who won't be missed."
Boehner thawt bubble; "Why the hell isn't he bowing?"
Why, yes, Barry. I think it would be VERY appropriate for you to wear the collar and leash at the next Folsom Street Fair...
Let the staring contest begin!
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Nancy can barely contain her glee after the old superglue prank worked again.
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As the Marine Corps Band softly plays "Bye Bye Blackbird" the president chokes back tears, because sometimes it's hard to let go... of things like your self-esteem, reputation, control of congress.
"We won the toss and will defend this end of the field. You keep Pelosi."
Vinney
It's settled then; I pretend I'm a capitalist and you pretend I'm a citizen.
Do you hear that giant sucking sound?
And Barry? One more thing; America called and they also want you to put the first bi-yotch on reduced rations...
"Mr. President. I'm tossing out those nasty curtains in Pelosi's office and then setting the sites on that ugly rug in your's"
My, my; Joe was right. You ARE clean and articulate...
...and another thing;
we're cutting payments to Palestine on Jan 21st.
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Mr. President; did you just queef? Crom! What a pansy...
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