Friday, October 08, 2010

Wide Load

Duke of Red

Have I done this already? Meh, who cares.

1. "Mrs. Obama, that skirt is gorgeous. Does it come in sizes for attractive women?

2. The two slender women fought in vain having already passed the event horizon of M'Chel's ass.

3. One M'Chel really is worth 4 Jackie O's... if measured in terms of ass-weight.

4. M'Chel proved herself the epitome of Chicago-style class and sophistication by winning the subsequent belching contest.

5. Thinking back to Malia's "Did you plug that hole, daddy?" comment, the other ladies could not stop snickering.


Best of Submariner
Voice over: "anyone wearing a white shirt may leave. Now."
dub's interview weeded out some applicants for his housekeeping staff quicker than others.

Best of dub
OMG! She really does have 2 smaller women orbiting around her!

Best of Oiao
She kind of has the shape of a pancake syrup bottle...... can't quite remember the name. Ant G somthing or other.

Best of dadoctah
Badink, badank, badonkadonk-donk.

Best of Obama
Have I done this already? Meh, who cares.
Let me be clear. I said the same thing to myself just yesterday afternoon when Michelle was feeling amorous.

Best of DaveP.
Did you ever wonder why, during the 2008 election season, the women's mags kept on talking up Michelle's ARMS as being her best feature? Well, now you know why.

Best of Jay Guevara
Princess Letizia of Spain (far left): "How come she's got a chalk mark partway around her dress?"
Carla Bruni (middle): "Shhh."

Best of blue
3 hopefuls entering the Ray Bradbury conference

Best of divine miss m
They're skinnier, they're prettier, they're younger, plus they get to live in countries more socialist than hers.

Best of Dr. Doom
"She said her life is hell and then she made me eat a whole bowl of ice cream", whispered Carla.


29 comments:

racerboy said...

The bigger the cushion, the bigger...

...the number of Secretary of State interns hiding in its shadow...

HLam said...

"I'ze not you's Aunt. And why's you's keep axing me fo Pancakes?"

Oiao said...

"Wide Load!"

Whacko said...

The phrase, "three axe handles wide" comes to mind.

Duke of Red said...

"That Michelle - she's such a classy dresser."

- The Liberal Media

Duke Of Red said...

Princess Letizia of Spain (far left) and Carla Bruni (middle) were off to an important State meeting.

Michelle was there to shell peas.

Oiao said...

When M'chell sits around the White House, I mean she really sits 'around' the White House!

Mr. Hankey said...

Once upon a time, there were three very different little girls... who grew up to be`three very different women. But they have three things in common: Two of them are brilliant (third thinks she is), two of them are beautiful (third thinks she is) and they work for me. My name is Charlie.

HLam said...

"Which one of these is not like the others...which one of these just isn't the same?"

Submariner said...

simultaneous thawt bubbles from the left:
"Bet that thing beeps when she backs up..."
"I didn't realize Mike al'Moore was a black woman..."
"Wonder where the nearest 7-11 is? I sure could use me a box of Twinkies after climbing all these damn steps!"

Submariner said...

Guess which two were on the Secretary of State's short list of Intern Candidates and win a recount.

Submariner said...

Voice over: "anyone wearing a white shirt may leave. Now."
dub's interview weeded out some applicants for his housekeeping staff quicker than others.

dub said...

OMG! She really does have 2 smaller women orbiting around her!

Oiao said...

She kind of has the shape of a pancake syrup bottle...... can't quite remember the name. Ant G somthing or other.

dadoctah said...

Badink, badank, badonkadonk-donk.

divine miss m said...

Yo First Lady so fat, when she hauls ass, she gotta make two trips.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

You all are talking about Michelle like she's in the picture. All I see are two heavenly bodies in skintight dresses and a typical DC tourist. Ohhhhh.... nevermind.

-OR-

'Chelle's Thawtbubble: Aw hell, this is gonna be awkward.
Maybe "the airline lost my luggage" excuse will work?

-OR-

I have it on good authority that women dress to impress other women. Guess who didn't get the memo?

-OR-

Spain's White House Reporter- SCORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!

Obama said...

Have I done this already? Meh, who cares.

Let me be clear. I said the same thing to myself just yesterday afternoon when Michelle was feeling amorous.

Whacko said...

Now we know why there are no table lamps in the White House. At Camp David. On Air Force One ----

DaveP. said...

Did you ever wonder why, during the 2008 election season, the women's mags kept on talking up Michelle's ARMS as being her best feature? Well, now you know why.

Jay Guevara said...

MSM: "The most beautiful woman in the world, followed by the two runners up."

Jay Guevara said...

Princess Letizia of Spain (far left): "How come she's got a chalk mark partway around her dress?"

Carla Bruni (middle): "Shhh."

blue said...

3 hopefuls entering the Ray Bradbury conference

DaveP. said...

Two Hots and a Not.

jj said...

The first lady's staff worked in record time to have "Goodyear" removed from M'chele's dress.

WV: limor...why yes, she does

divine miss m said...

They're skinnier, they're prettier, they're younger, plus they get to live in countries more socialist than hers.

Dr. Doom said...

"She said her life is hell and then she made me eat a whole bowl of ice cream", whispered Carla.

Rodney Dill said...

Can you spot the Walmart shopper?

Double the U said...

Triangle, cymbal, kettle drum.