1. Sometimes the teachers at the School for Tiny Children with Deformed Hands don't know who to call on.
2. Halitosis that can stun an entire chicken yard from twenty yards? You need Dentyne.
3. The secret to Popeye's chicken... fresh ingredients and Chinese slave labor.
4. After receiving a dozen plucked and mutilated chickens on their six month anniversary, Ming Lee began to grow bored with having a Dadaist boyfriend.
5. SyFy Channel's SharkChickenPus totally blew up what was left of the franchise.
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"Who wants to go to Burger King? Show of hands."
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Chang employs the ancient Chinese poultry death chant to secure dinner for the other monks.
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"Where dog?"
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Yoko Ono's installation "Talon Peace" met with mixed reviews.
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"It's a good thing you did there, Chin, a real good thing... Now wish it into the cornfield with the others."
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Nathan's Hotdog eating contest is for wimps.
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"Who's sorry he voted for OOOOObama?"
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"No, I said 'PLUCK me, Ray Bradbury!'"
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Chicken Pilates
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I had the same reaction that time I walked in on a poultry orgy...
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The "What's in your McNugget?" ads where not a rousing success for Mickey Dees
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"Who wants to go to Burger King? Show of hands."
"Anyone know why the chicken crossed the road?"
Chang employs the ancient Chinese poultry death chant to secure dinner for the other monks.
Unfortunately, the Zargon Diplomatic Team from the Orion Sector (bearing the finest minds in the galaxy and an invitation to join the Collective) landed next to the Peking Dynasty All You Can Eat Buffet. At least they were tasty...
"Where dog?"
WV; whoretere...what Jerry Brown's wife wants to know.
Who wants to go vote for Jerry Brown???
In today's public school, teachers are required to ask only very easy questions so all the chickens can say they know the answer.
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Chicken Little enjoys triggering mass hysteria just to watch all his cohorts panic and point to the falling sky.
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Suicide is Painless...
Some depressed chickens wander across the road hoping to be run down, but others have a sick death wish that involves being dipped in tempura and fried until lightly browned.
Me! Pick Me! Nooo Me!
"I'm sick of those stupid cows in that Chik-Fil-A commercial and their improbable Eat Mor Chikin signs!", screamed Chung, "Let's go get some burgers - who's with me girls?"
Yoko Ono's installation "Talon Peace" met with mixed reviews.
"Transporter malfunction!!!"
"Hey, I think Kim Ho may be allergic to feathers."
ACHOOOOO!
"God bress you."
"Who does a guy have to felate around here for a chicken mcnugget?"
"It's a good thing you did there, Chin, a real good thing... Now wish it into the cornfield with the others."
A member of China's Fowl-un Gong
Nathan's Hotdog eating contest is for wimps.
"Who's sorry he voted for OOOOObama?"
As a sad testament to his Asian lover, this is the first time Ling Chow has ever had to open his mouth this wide.
Why he ask me to suck these cock?
"Croverfeird!"
Now that's some severe halitosis!
Meanwhile, at the Colonel Harland Sanders State University, many answers came back "4",while some replied "3.5". Still, there were a few "7"'s and "8"'s.
"No, I said 'PLUCK me, Ray Bradbury!'"
Hallelujah YOU are Healed!
Benny Hinn and Peter Popoff ticked off a lot of chinese herbalists when they launched the self-serve Church of the Hens Tooth. For a donation, the laying on of feet can cure anything.
You are getting sleepy... verrrrry sleepy. Free range chickens did not like being cooped up, not one bit. They were about to put their foot down.
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Apple's answer to dropped calls - an inexhaustible supply of recyclable Wi-fi antennas... made in China, of course.
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"Look, Up in the Sky!"
With his tribute to Superman finally complete, sleepy artist Wang Foo was convinced he'd earned every penny of the NEA grant.
Chicken Pilates
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"We're Melting, Meltinnnng!"
The Hail Mary melodramatic theatrics by wok-bound chickens wasn't working.
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The 2016 Chinese Olympics will feature Sychronized Chicken Dancing.
ARR YOU TOENAIRS ARR BERONG TO US! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
I had the same reaction that time I walked in on a poultry orgy...
The "What's in your McNugget?" ads where not a rousing success for Mickey Dees
I know all Chinese look alike ... but, that is NOT General Tso!!!
I'm sorry, but I don't think I'll ever understand avant garde opera.
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