Tuesday, October 12, 2010

What's Up Chicken Butt?

Psonic Phrog

1. Sometimes the teachers at the School for Tiny Children with Deformed Hands don't know who to call on.

2. Halitosis that can stun an entire chicken yard from twenty yards? You need Dentyne.

3. The secret to Popeye's chicken... fresh ingredients and Chinese slave labor.

4. After receiving a dozen plucked and mutilated chickens on their six month anniversary, Ming Lee began to grow bored with having a Dadaist boyfriend.

5. SyFy Channel's SharkChickenPus totally blew up what was left of the franchise.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Who wants to go to Burger King? Show of hands."

Best of Dr. Doom
Chang employs the ancient Chinese poultry death chant to secure dinner for the other monks.

Best of jj
"Where dog?"

Best of dadoctah
Yoko Ono's installation "Talon Peace" met with mixed reviews.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"It's a good thing you did there, Chin, a real good thing... Now wish it into the cornfield with the others."

Best of Rodney Dill
Nathan's Hotdog eating contest is for wimps.

Best of Jay Guevara
"Who's sorry he voted for OOOOObama?"

Best of Kaptain Krude
"No, I said 'PLUCK me, Ray Bradbury!'"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Chicken Pilates

Best of Submariner
I had the same reaction that time I walked in on a poultry orgy...

Best of metalgarth
The "What's in your McNugget?" ads where not a rousing success for Mickey Dees

31 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"Who wants to go to Burger King? Show of hands."

Rodney Dill said...

"Anyone know why the chicken crossed the road?"

Dr. Doom said...

Chang employs the ancient Chinese poultry death chant to secure dinner for the other monks.

Dr. Doom said...

Unfortunately, the Zargon Diplomatic Team from the Orion Sector (bearing the finest minds in the galaxy and an invitation to join the Collective) landed next to the Peking Dynasty All You Can Eat Buffet. At least they were tasty...

jj said...

"Where dog?"

WV; whoretere...what Jerry Brown's wife wants to know.

Mr. Hankey said...

Who wants to go vote for Jerry Brown???

Carpe Phlogiston said...

In today's public school, teachers are required to ask only very easy questions so all the chickens can say they know the answer.

-OR-

Chicken Little enjoys triggering mass hysteria just to watch all his cohorts panic and point to the falling sky.

-OR-

Suicide is Painless...
Some depressed chickens wander across the road hoping to be run down, but others have a sick death wish that involves being dipped in tempura and fried until lightly browned.
Me! Pick Me! Nooo Me!

JohnS1959 said...

"I'm sick of those stupid cows in that Chik-Fil-A commercial and their improbable Eat Mor Chikin signs!", screamed Chung, "Let's go get some burgers - who's with me girls?"

dadoctah said...

Yoko Ono's installation "Talon Peace" met with mixed reviews.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Transporter malfunction!!!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hey, I think Kim Ho may be allergic to feathers."

Son Of The Godfather said...

ACHOOOOO!

"God bress you."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Who does a guy have to felate around here for a chicken mcnugget?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"It's a good thing you did there, Chin, a real good thing... Now wish it into the cornfield with the others."

Son Of The Godfather said...

A member of China's Fowl-un Gong

Rodney Dill said...

Nathan's Hotdog eating contest is for wimps.

Jay Guevara said...

"Who's sorry he voted for OOOOObama?"

dub said...

As a sad testament to his Asian lover, this is the first time Ling Chow has ever had to open his mouth this wide.

dub said...

Why he ask me to suck these cock?

prince of leaves said...

"Croverfeird!"

Passionate Conservative said...

Now that's some severe halitosis!

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile, at the Colonel Harland Sanders State University, many answers came back "4",while some replied "3.5". Still, there were a few "7"'s and "8"'s.

Kaptain Krude said...

"No, I said 'PLUCK me, Ray Bradbury!'"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hallelujah YOU are Healed!
Benny Hinn and Peter Popoff ticked off a lot of chinese herbalists when they launched the self-serve Church of the Hens Tooth. For a donation, the laying on of feet can cure anything.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

You are getting sleepy... verrrrry sleepy. Free range chickens did not like being cooped up, not one bit. They were about to put their foot down.

-OR-

Apple's answer to dropped calls - an inexhaustible supply of recyclable Wi-fi antennas... made in China, of course.

-OR-

"Look, Up in the Sky!"
With his tribute to Superman finally complete, sleepy artist Wang Foo was convinced he'd earned every penny of the NEA grant.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Chicken Pilates

-OR-

"We're Melting, Meltinnnng!"
The Hail Mary melodramatic theatrics by wok-bound chickens wasn't working.

-OR-

The 2016 Chinese Olympics will feature Sychronized Chicken Dancing.

Submariner said...

ARR YOU TOENAIRS ARR BERONG TO US! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Submariner said...

I had the same reaction that time I walked in on a poultry orgy...

metalgarth said...

The "What's in your McNugget?" ads where not a rousing success for Mickey Dees

Adriane said...

I know all Chinese look alike ... but, that is NOT General Tso!!!

dadoctah said...

I'm sorry, but I don't think I'll ever understand avant garde opera.