Friday, October 08, 2010
1. "Is it really safe for you to playing when you're eight months pregnant?"
2. "Kuato says on this next play, we should fake right..."
3. "I just asked what that bulge under your jersey was. No need to get testy, Mohammed."
4. The team soon discovered why hiding an alien facehugger in a team-mate's locker was a bad practical joke.
5. "Oh, you're so adorable when you do that heart-thump thing. Of course I'll go to homecoming with you."
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Tired of losing a steady 10 to 20 yards every game to a holding call on Kobasky, his team mates resorted to sewing the sleeves of his uniform shut.
Best of Mr. Right
"I told you it was bigger than Dick Cheney's!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
A young Zaphod Beeblebrox often let his second head call the plays.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Say, doesn't that cheerleader look just like Sigourney Weaver.
Best of Submariner
AoM's taking me out after the game...