Friday, October 08, 2010

Unsightly Bulge


1. "Is it really safe for you to playing when you're eight months pregnant?"

2. "Kuato says on this next play, we should fake right..."

3. "I just asked what that bulge under your jersey was. No need to get testy, Mohammed."

4. The team soon discovered why hiding an alien facehugger in a team-mate's locker was a bad practical joke.

5. "Oh, you're so adorable when you do that heart-thump thing. Of course I'll go to homecoming with you."

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Tired of losing a steady 10 to 20 yards every game to a holding call on Kobasky, his team mates resorted to sewing the sleeves of his uniform shut.

Best of Mr. Right
"I told you it was bigger than Dick Cheney's!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
A young Zaphod Beeblebrox often let his second head call the plays.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Say, doesn't that cheerleader look just like Sigourney Weaver.

Best of Submariner
AoM's taking me out after the game...

14 comments:

Oiao said...

Quit stairing already. It's a wabbit in my pocket!

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Tired of losing a steady 10 to 20 yards every game to a holding call on Kobasky, his team mates resorted to sewing the sleeves of his uniform shut.

Mr. Right said...

"Dude, quite looking up the skirt of those cheerleaders in the thread above us, you're... umm... excitement is getting rather obvious!"

Mr. Right said...

"I told you it was bigger than Dick Cheney's!"

Anonymous said...

Young Anderson Cooper complained, "Guys, I don't know what it is. It happens everytime I snap the ball to the quarterback."

Vinney

Submariner said...

Priapsis is no laughing matter, dude...

Submariner said...

Seriously, Charlie, that is NOT what I meant when I asked you to use the "three point stance."

Submariner said...

A young Andy Sullivan is told to hit the showers.
Alone.
And not come back.
And for the very obvious reason.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Yep, coach said I could play until the doctor lances it.

-OR-

A young Zaphod Beeblebrox often let his second head call the plays.

-OR-

As a humanitarian gesture, Playtex agreed to design and manufacture a special Cross-Your-Third-Nipple bra just for Chandler Bing.

WordVerify: stedr - redneck way of differentiating... "Stedr paying the moonshine tax, I shot the revenuer."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

It's just my hiatal hernia. Doc says it might be eligible for the Guiness World Book. I just push it back in and I'm good for another play.

Rodney Dill said...

"Say, doesn't that cheerleader look just like Sigourney Weaver.

Rodney Dill said...

The Central City Predators had a perfect season going until they ran into the Allentown Aliens.

Dr. Doom said...

"Coach says it will help me hang on to the ball but is sure does hurt", said Bobby.

Submariner said...

AoM's taking me out after the game...




v word - shagh - nuff said.