Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Tuesday's Tattered Twinks


1. Nubile Youths Grasped by Ennui in Trouble, a Samuel L. Bronkowitz production.

2. Barney Frank's interns receive the news that they are being let go.

3. "Kyle, Bruce, the Democrat Get-Out-The-Vote Drive has assigned you to the Castro District. You'll be issued rubber gloves and lube on your way out. Have fun."

4. So, explain to me again how my wearing a purple shirt keeps these two twinks from getting their asses kicked?

5. McDonald's was relieved when the new shipment of Boy Toys finally arrived.


Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Let's just say that when these two came in to apply, the Marine recruiter bit his tongue so hard, it took 19 stitches to staunch the bleeding.

Best of Rodney Dill
Shia Labeouffettes

Best of sonicfrog
Before They Were Stars: Secrets Revealed: C Thomas Howell and Wham's Andrew Ridgley were a thing... something... apparently.

Best of Vinney
For $25 a month the NAMBLA Children's Fund can support a family of chicken boys in Fire Island. So give.

Best of Matt the K
Ramone and Raoul prove that it IS possible to be TOO gay to join Menudo.

Best of Dr. Doom
Billy and Joey have just been told what their share of the national debt is...

Best of Army of Dad
A young Orlando Bloom had to do some terrible things to get by while he waited to make it big.

12 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Whether it was a lazy city planner or just a miscommunication, the Mardi Gras Parade and Gay Pride Parade paths intersected at 4th & Main. There was total chaos.

-OR-

Let's just say that when these two came in to apply, the Marine recruiter bit his tongue so hard, it took 19 stitches to staunch the bleeding.

-OR-

The guidance counselor had been warned there are days in springtime when a young man's heart turns to fancy... another young man.

-OR-

Well, boys, this is really awkward. You may be the duly elected homecoming king & queen, but I still have to rule on the appropriateness of your outfits... and them ain't appropriate.

Rodney Dill said...

Abner Crombie and Bitch

Rodney Dill said...

Shia Labeouffettes

Achilles said...

Kyle, do these huge caterpillars on my eyebrows make my butt look fat?

sonicfrog said...

Before They Were Stars: Secrets Revealed: C Thomas Howell and Wham's Andrew Ridgley were a thing... something... apparently.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

yea, I get so pissed when V the K does not select the "best of" & let some of my best work slide off the page!

Achilles said...

Ang Lee remakes Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure... too obvious?

Anonymous said...

For $25 a month the NAMBLA Children's Fund can support a family of chicken boys in Fire Island. So give.

Vinney

Matt the K said...

Ramone and Raoul prove that it IS possible to be TOO gay to join Menudo.

Dr. Doom said...

They are tight ends all right. They just don't play for the fighting Aryans.

Dr. Doom said...

Billy and Joey have just been told what their share of the national debt is...

Army of Dad said...

A young Orlando Bloom had to do some terrible things to get by while he waited to make it big.