1. And moving on to number 145,610 on the list of things I'd rather make out with than Joy Behar....
2. Finally, something with possibly too much cowbell.
3. Every Tea Party candidate as portrayed by MSNBC.
4. As exemplified by his slogan, "Vote for Chanthor! He will not ravage your village and rape your children!" opposition to Obama's agenda was a major component of Chanthor's narrow polling lead in a formerly safe Democratic district.
5. Citing this photo of one of Richard Iott's yard decorations from Halloween 2002, liberal websites quickly promoted the "Iott consorts with demons" meme.
Threadwinner Submariner
Whoa! I wouldn't have even realized that was Madonna if it wasn't for her signature bra!
Assistant to the Regional Threadwinner DaveP.
Have I got a blind date to fix you up with! She's tall, has lots of wonderful hair, a great pair of cans, and is she horny? Like you wouldn't believe...
Best of Mr. Right
For Ragnok, the phrase, "I'll be there with bells on" was more than just a figure of speech!
Best of Submariner
Looking good, Secretary Clinton. Now go WOW! those UN delegates...
Best of Spin
See what happens when you don't keep it trimmed ladies?
Best of prince of leaves
As the sequel to "Wicker Man", "Thatch Woman" was about as successful at the box office as you'd expect.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
"What's in your colon?"
Capital One claimed the new Ex-Lax commercial was derivative, but the tag line and new mascot were quite memorable and the ad quickly went viral.
Best of Rodney Dill
When critics told Lady Gaga she needed more cowbell, she took them seriously.
Best of JohnS1959
Speaker Pelosi reacts to being told that the military jet she ordered to take her family to Paris was not stocked with properly chilled Dom Perignon.
Best of GregMan
I see M'chell is having another bad hair day.
Best of dadoctah
I don't know what it is, but I don't think I want to eat at whatever restaurant it's advertising.
Best of Merovign
After long last, the public meets Lord Gaga.
Best of molson
Dammit. Who let Janet Reno out of her cage?
Best of mega
"Sir, the immigration office is around the corner. You're entitled to $6,000 per month, plus food and a car." In Europe, no matter how Other you are, you can get on the dole.
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Global Warming Scare Mongering.... U R doing it wrong!
For Ragnok, the phrase, "I'll be there with bells on" was more than just a figure of speech!
Looking good, Secretary Clinton. Now go WOW! those UN delegates...
Well waddayathink about that? A Vikings fan in Brooklyn...
See what happens when you don't keep it trimmed ladies?
"Me so honney"
VW - madmammi. now that's racist!
Weary of the criticism over her youthful experiments with witchcraft, Christine O'Donnell gives in, dusts off the old spell books, and summons a new campaign manager.
As the sequel to "Wicker Man", "Thatch Woman" was about as successful at the box office as you'd expect.
Standard CapThis! caption conundrum: I don't know whether to complement Helen Thomas for looking better since retiring, or pity Janeane Garofalo for letting herself go.
Little Known Star Wars Factoid - Chewbacca suffered PMS
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X-Files "Arcadia Pt 2" (a lost episode) - With Scully & Mulder in hot pursuit, the garbage monster left the quiet 'burbs to do some sightseeing in the Big Apple.
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If only the FDA had forced DOW to print a warning and dramatic picture on all breast augmentation literature: Many women experience severe allergic reactions to plastic surgery.
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Little known factoid about The Fly - Jeff Goldblum is terribly pteronarcophobic and originally asked if Seth Brundle could walk into the telepod wearing a viking helmet and carrying a Transformer toy. The writers balked.
"What's in your colon?"
Capital One claimed the new Ex-Lax commercial was derivative, but the tag line and new mascot were quite memorable and the ad quickly went viral.
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Due to increasing numbers of serious injuries and deaths, officials finally caved and made a minor alteration to Pamplona's Running of the Bulls.
When critics told Lady Gaga she needed more cowbell, she took them seriously.
Speaker Pelosi reacts to being told that the military jet she ordered to take her family to Paris was not stocked with properly chilled Dom Perignon.
A spokesperson for the California chapter of the NOW explains their decision to support Jerry Brown instead of one of the most well respected and successful business women of all time...
I see M'chell is having another bad hair day.
How Andrew Sullivan Sees Sarah Palin.
Call me un-cultured if you want, but I just don't get Japanese theatre...
Whoa! I wouldn't have even realized that was Madonna if it wasn't for her signature bra!
Barack whispered; "pssst; Let.The.Wookie.Win."
I don't know what it is, but I don't think I want to eat at whatever restaurant it's advertising.
The unholy spawn of Rosie O'Donnell and Satan.
After long last, the public meets Lord Gaga.
Another "smoothie" who scoffed at the notion that if you shave your body hair, it grows back thicker.
ORA Seinfeld Muffin Tops episode
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Let this serve as a warning:
When a pissed off gypsy tells you to beg for forgiveness or she'll curse you, don't chuckle and turn your back... GROVEL.
WordVerify: relly Yes, relly.
Here Comes Free Healthcare
It's official: they've finally run out of things to do with Betty White.
Turning to a life of crime-fighting after being bitten by a radioactive...what the hell was it again?
The Salahi's attempt to attend the Whitehouse Halloween party.
Dammit. Who let Janet Reno out of her cage?
Evidently, George Soros ALSO decorated a bull for Wall Street. ..
'Cold as a witch in a brass bra' has never included a nippleless version. Until now ...
Have I got a blind date to fix you up with! She's tall, has lots of wonderful hair, a great pair of cans, and is she horny? Like you wouldn't believe...
The most disturbing thing about this picture is that he was allowed to board the flight dressed just like that, no questions asked.
wv: twoodl. I have a new favorite word.
G.W.A.R. jumps the shark, story at eleven.
When Charles Johnson started wearing his "Pamela Geller" costume around town everyday, even some at Dailkos concluded his obsession had gone too far.
"Sir, the immigration office is around the corner. You're entitled to $6,000 per month, plus food and a car." In Europe, no matter how Other you are, you can get on the dole.
Maybe Hillary needs a break.
Bad news for Richard Gere;
his gerbil finally got out of his colon habitrail...
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