Friday, October 15, 2010

The Thing with the Things


1. And moving on to number 145,610 on the list of things I'd rather make out with than Joy Behar....

2. Finally, something with possibly too much cowbell.

3. Every Tea Party candidate as portrayed by MSNBC.

4. As exemplified by his slogan, "Vote for Chanthor! He will not ravage your village and rape your children!" opposition to Obama's agenda was a major component of Chanthor's narrow polling lead in a formerly safe Democratic district.

5. Citing this photo of one of Richard Iott's yard decorations from Halloween 2002, liberal websites quickly promoted the "Iott consorts with demons" meme.

Threadwinner Submariner
Whoa! I wouldn't have even realized that was Madonna if it wasn't for her signature bra!

Assistant to the Regional Threadwinner DaveP.
Have I got a blind date to fix you up with! She's tall, has lots of wonderful hair, a great pair of cans, and is she horny? Like you wouldn't believe...

Best of Mr. Right
For Ragnok, the phrase, "I'll be there with bells on" was more than just a figure of speech!

Best of Submariner
Looking good, Secretary Clinton. Now go WOW! those UN delegates...

Best of Spin
See what happens when you don't keep it trimmed ladies?

Best of prince of leaves
As the sequel to "Wicker Man", "Thatch Woman" was about as successful at the box office as you'd expect.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
"What's in your colon?"
Capital One claimed the new Ex-Lax commercial was derivative, but the tag line and new mascot were quite memorable and the ad quickly went viral.

Best of Rodney Dill
When critics told Lady Gaga she needed more cowbell, she took them seriously.

Best of JohnS1959
Speaker Pelosi reacts to being told that the military jet she ordered to take her family to Paris was not stocked with properly chilled Dom Perignon.

Best of GregMan
I see M'chell is having another bad hair day.

Best of dadoctah
I don't know what it is, but I don't think I want to eat at whatever restaurant it's advertising.

Best of Merovign
After long last, the public meets Lord Gaga.

Best of molson
Dammit. Who let Janet Reno out of her cage?

Best of mega
"Sir, the immigration office is around the corner. You're entitled to $6,000 per month, plus food and a car." In Europe, no matter how Other you are, you can get on the dole.

38 comments:

Oiao said...

Global Warming Scare Mongering.... U R doing it wrong!

Mr. Right said...

For Ragnok, the phrase, "I'll be there with bells on" was more than just a figure of speech!

Submariner said...

Looking good, Secretary Clinton. Now go WOW! those UN delegates...

Submariner said...

Well waddayathink about that? A Vikings fan in Brooklyn...

Spin said...

See what happens when you don't keep it trimmed ladies?

Spin said...

"Me so honney"



VW - madmammi. now that's racist!

prince of leaves said...

Weary of the criticism over her youthful experiments with witchcraft, Christine O'Donnell gives in, dusts off the old spell books, and summons a new campaign manager.

prince of leaves said...

As the sequel to "Wicker Man", "Thatch Woman" was about as successful at the box office as you'd expect.

prince of leaves said...

Standard CapThis! caption conundrum: I don't know whether to complement Helen Thomas for looking better since retiring, or pity Janeane Garofalo for letting herself go.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Little Known Star Wars Factoid - Chewbacca suffered PMS

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X-Files "Arcadia Pt 2" (a lost episode) - With Scully & Mulder in hot pursuit, the garbage monster left the quiet 'burbs to do some sightseeing in the Big Apple.

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If only the FDA had forced DOW to print a warning and dramatic picture on all breast augmentation literature: Many women experience severe allergic reactions to plastic surgery.

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Little known factoid about The Fly - Jeff Goldblum is terribly pteronarcophobic and originally asked if Seth Brundle could walk into the telepod wearing a viking helmet and carrying a Transformer toy. The writers balked.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"What's in your colon?"
Capital One claimed the new Ex-Lax commercial was derivative, but the tag line and new mascot were quite memorable and the ad quickly went viral.

-OR-

Due to increasing numbers of serious injuries and deaths, officials finally caved and made a minor alteration to Pamplona's Running of the Bulls.

Rodney Dill said...

When critics told Lady Gaga she needed more cowbell, she took them seriously.

JohnS1959 said...

Speaker Pelosi reacts to being told that the military jet she ordered to take her family to Paris was not stocked with properly chilled Dom Perignon.

JohnS1959 said...

A spokesperson for the California chapter of the NOW explains their decision to support Jerry Brown instead of one of the most well respected and successful business women of all time...

GregMan said...

I see M'chell is having another bad hair day.

GregMan said...

How Andrew Sullivan Sees Sarah Palin.

Submariner said...

Call me un-cultured if you want, but I just don't get Japanese theatre...

Submariner said...

Whoa! I wouldn't have even realized that was Madonna if it wasn't for her signature bra!

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Barack whispered; "pssst; Let.The.Wookie.Win."

dadoctah said...

I don't know what it is, but I don't think I want to eat at whatever restaurant it's advertising.

Whacko said...

The unholy spawn of Rosie O'Donnell and Satan.

Merovign said...

After long last, the public meets Lord Gaga.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Another "smoothie" who scoffed at the notion that if you shave your body hair, it grows back thicker.
ORA Seinfeld Muffin Tops episode

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Let this serve as a warning:
When a pissed off gypsy tells you to beg for forgiveness or she'll curse you, don't chuckle and turn your back... GROVEL.

WordVerify: relly Yes, relly.

Anonymous said...

Here Comes Free Healthcare

dadoctah said...

It's official: they've finally run out of things to do with Betty White.

dadoctah said...

Turning to a life of crime-fighting after being bitten by a radioactive...what the hell was it again?

Rodney Dill said...

The Salahi's attempt to attend the Whitehouse Halloween party.

molson said...

Dammit. Who let Janet Reno out of her cage?

Submariner said...

Evidently, George Soros ALSO decorated a bull for Wall Street. ..

Adriane said...

'Cold as a witch in a brass bra' has never included a nippleless version. Until now ...

DaveP. said...

Have I got a blind date to fix you up with! She's tall, has lots of wonderful hair, a great pair of cans, and is she horny? Like you wouldn't believe...

dadoctah said...

The most disturbing thing about this picture is that he was allowed to board the flight dressed just like that, no questions asked.

wv: twoodl. I have a new favorite word.

Matt the K said...

G.W.A.R. jumps the shark, story at eleven.

mega said...

When Charles Johnson started wearing his "Pamela Geller" costume around town everyday, even some at Dailkos concluded his obsession had gone too far.

mega said...

"Sir, the immigration office is around the corner. You're entitled to $6,000 per month, plus food and a car." In Europe, no matter how Other you are, you can get on the dole.

mega said...

Maybe Hillary needs a break.

Submariner said...

Bad news for Richard Gere;
his gerbil finally got out of his colon habitrail...