These are the five left-wing bloggers President Teleprompter held a conference call with yesterday. Have at them.
Best of molson
Leftard powers unite. Form of a grogan.
Best of Submariner
Hello; I'm Hope N'Change. This is my brother Darryl, my other brother Darrel, my adopted brother Darnell, and my other, other brother, Bruce.;
Best of Jack Reacher
These promotional campaigns for zombie movies are getting boring.
Best of prince of leaves
The five smiled awkwardly, eager to return to the safety and comfort of their respective mothers' basements.
Best of Spin
The Clenus Five
(definitely not hard rock)
Wanna see someone get in their faces and punch back twice as hard? Toss a couple twinkies and a snickers bar in there.
Best of GregMan
So Ang Lee is remaking the 1932 movie "Freaks", is he?
Best of Lincolntf
So Obama finally made up for his Special Olympics gaffe by hanging out with the Bowling Team? Good for Barry.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I just noticed that beer goggles make assholes appear almost intellectual... except the fat broad.
Best of Double the U
Later that day they all took off their business attire, put on their favorite Star Wars costumes and headed over to the convention center.