Wednesday, October 27, 2010

They Ain't Got No Alibi...

These are the five left-wing bloggers President Teleprompter held a conference call with yesterday. Have at them.



Best of molson
Leftard powers unite. Form of a grogan.

Best of Submariner
Hello; I'm Hope N'Change. This is my brother Darryl, my other brother Darrel, my adopted brother Darnell, and my other, other brother, Bruce.;

Best of Jack Reacher
These promotional campaigns for zombie movies are getting boring.

Best of prince of leaves
The five smiled awkwardly, eager to return to the safety and comfort of their respective mothers' basements.

Best of Spin
The Clenus Five

(definitely not hard rock)

Threadwinner: Dactyl
Wanna see someone get in their faces and punch back twice as hard? Toss a couple twinkies and a snickers bar in there.

Best of GregMan
So Ang Lee is remaking the 1932 movie "Freaks", is he?

Best of Lincolntf
So Obama finally made up for his Special Olympics gaffe by hanging out with the Bowling Team? Good for Barry.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I just noticed that beer goggles make assholes appear almost intellectual... except the fat broad.

Best of Double the U
Later that day they all took off their business attire, put on their favorite Star Wars costumes and headed over to the convention center.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Obamacare Death Pannel just called; what 5 people?

Fools abd Sheep. All of em.

molson said...

Leftard powers unite. Form of a grogan.

molson said...

Dawn of the living basement dweller.

Submariner said...

Hello; I'm Hope N'Change. This is my brother Darryl, my other brother Darrel, my adopted brother Darnell, and my other, other brother, Bruce.;

Submariner said...

Y'know what they say, Larry;
"once you go Delta - Delta - Delta, you never go back..."

Submariner said...

Rahm's interns get together for a strategy session to determine their options for further employment.

Justin said...

Even influential lefty bloggers don't get invited anywhere very much.

Judging by the state of their attire, they've forgotten what *dry cleaning* can mean to an outfit long banished to the bottom of the hamper.

Jack Reacher said...

These promotional campaigns for zombie movies are getting boring.

Jack Reacher said...

So he has a black, a woman, two dips and a mental cripple? Why was it wrong when James Watt said it?

prince of leaves said...

Well, I guess this pic answers the question of why the "progressive" blogosphere seems so retarded.

prince of leaves said...

The five smiled awkwardly, eager to return to the safety and comfort of their respective mothers' basements.

Spin said...

The Clenus Five

(definitely not hard rock)

Dactyl said...

Wanna see someone get in their faces and punch back twice as hard? Toss a couple twinkies and a snickers bar in there.

Adriane said...

So this isn't the chorus line from Glee?

JohnS1959 said...

Here we see the last line of defense against parentally influenced, ebonics spouting, racist bloggers everywhere. Rest easy Amerikkka...

GregMan said...

"Herp, derp derp derrr..."

GregMan said...

So Ang Lee is remaking the 1932 movie "Freaks", is he?

dadoctah said...

Tenth high school reunion: good times with the old A-V club.

Lincolntf said...

So Obama finally made up for his Special Olympics gaffe by hanging out with the Bowling Team? Good for Barry.

Anonymous said...

Now we know why they are so nasty!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I just noticed that beer goggles make assholes appear almost intellectual... except the fat broad.

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The New Fourth Estate. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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[AP] White House celebrates breakthrough!
After several years of tough negotiation, left wing blogsters finally agree on who will dot the i's and who gets to cross the t's.

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Math Theorem - Obamalama's popularity is inversely proportional to the weight of his supporters.

Double the U said...

Later that day they all took off their business attire, put on their favorite Star Wars costumes and headed over to the convention center.

Jay Guevara said...

Nov. 3 (AP) - President Obama today met with everyone who voted Democrat to thank them personally for their support.

Jay Guevara said...

The case against intelligent design presents Exhibits A-E.