Sunday, October 10, 2010

Sunday Free For All: Kirk's Women

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Best of David
Sulu thought bubble: "Yum yum eww eww yum eww eww yum eww eww."

Best of dadoctah
If you loved the Brady Bunch Variety Hour, you're in for a real treat this fall!

Best of Dr. Doom
"I'll take these four Spock", said Jim, "See you in the morning!"

Best of Adriane
"So, do twin androids dream of electric sheep twice?" asked Kirk, friskily.
"That was baaaaaad, even for you..." thought Spock.

Best of Mr. Hankey
With the announcement of the latest final ten contestants - American Idol officially 'jumps the shark'.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Logically, Captain, they will de-volve into a single, albino being, unable to speak using contractions."

Best of JohnS1959
"Let me get his straight Captain. Did you say you want me to behave emotionally, so we can escape this planet of nubile robot women who desire to fulfill our every fantasy?", asked Spock, "As usual, that is highly illogical".

19 comments:

blue said...

logical Spock said "Jim - there are 6 women & only 4 men and the 2 in light blue are gay - this does not compute!"

David said...

Sulu thought bubble: "Yum yum eww eww yum eww eww yum eww eww."

dadoctah said...

Implied message: Kirk and Spock are actually long-lost twins!

wv: narly. Totally.

Anonymous said...

What the F^uck? Get over Star Treck.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

A correctly-proportioned avatar's view of most other avatars in the virtual world.

-OR-

The middleclass can't catch a break. Knocked down, trampled, and we can't even get a good upskirt peek before being kicked in the ribs.

-OR-

In equal opportunity land, Dub really should make a crack about Kirk's pot-belly and manboobs.

dadoctah said...

If you loved the Brady Bunch Variety Hour, you're in for a real treat this fall!

Anonymous said...

"Spock, how come Sulu is not here for the group shot"?

Vinney

Anonymous said...

"Gee Scottie, if these girls get any closer, my lithium crystals are about to explode"!

Vinney

Anonymous said...

In a lighthearted moment Kirk blurted, "I think I can see Uranus from here."

And he was then slapped with a Star Fleet sexual harassment violation.

Vinney

dub said...

Proof that ladies love the spocker.

Dr. Doom said...

"I'll take these four Spock", said Jim, "See you in the morning!"

Adriane said...

"So, do twin androids dream of electric sheep twice?" asked Kirk, friskily.
"That was baaaaaad, even for you..." thought Spock.

Rodney Dill said...

This is Thparta

Mr. Hankey said...

With the announcement of the latest final ten contestants - American Idol officially 'jumps the shark'.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Suck it in, Shatner... Camera's rolling..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Logically, Captain, they will de-volve into a single, albino being, unable to speak using contractions."

Son Of The Godfather said...

It's not P.C. to say so, but in reality, it's the only episode they saved the day by acting retarded.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Note to self: Invest in Aqua-net futures.

JohnS1959 said...

"Let me get his straight Captain. Did you say you want me to behave emotionally, so we can escape this planet of nubile robot women who desire to fulfill our every fantasy?", asked Spock, "As usual, that is highly illogical".