Friday, October 22, 2010

Smuggling Pumpkins

Sondra K


1. "I was thinkin', maybe we should hire a 'Rent Is Too Damn High' czar."

2. "One more crack about my hips fittin' through the door, pencil man, and I'll tell 'em where the real birth certificate is."

3. "To comply with weight and balance regulations, the captain requests that the first lady's hips be stored in the cargo compartment.

4. "All I can say is 'Chained Heat' damn well better be the in-flight movie."

5. The sound of the stairs creaking under the First Lady's weight secretly amused the president.

Best of Passionate Conservative
And after the picture was taken, Worf picked up the President and carried him across the threshold.

Best of GregMan
"Remember, dear, first we yell 'Allahu akbar!' and then we pull out the box-cutters."

Best of Rodney Dill
Michelle gets to go, 'cause bags fly free.

Best of dadoctah
In the event of a water landing, the First Lady can be used as a flotation device.

Best of molson
There should be some of them chrome naked ladies hanging off of those mud flaps.

Best of Submariner
Thawt bubble; THAT would have plugged the hole for sure..."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
If you really loved me, you'd order them to redesign this plane to dip down to the curb so I won't have to climb these damn steps!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Older lady voice from inside: "Excuse me, maybe I can help, I speak jive".

R.I.P. Barbara Billingsley

23 comments:

Passionate Conservative said...

And after the picture was taken, Worf picked up the President and carried him across the threshold.

GregMan said...

"Remember, dear, first we yell 'Allahu akbar!' and then we pull out the box-cutters."

GregMan said...

Barry's thought bubble: "Man, Frank Marshall Davis' butt never got this big."

dub said...

We're gonna need a bigger jet.

dub said...

Ironically, when Barry mounts that giant ass, oxygen masks drop down from the ceiling.

Anonymous said...

http://www.ww2aircraft.net/forum/album/data/511/medium/Lockheed_C-5A_Galaxy1.jpg

Rodney Dill said...

Michelle gets to go, 'cause bags fly free.

blue said...

Look I've told you this before...Michele's big ass makes up for my half-assed performance in the oval office...maybe I need to explain it better.

Army of Dad said...

Good thing his hand is up on her hip, any lower and it could get crushed.

dadoctah said...

In the event of a water landing, the First Lady can be used as a flotation device.

molson said...

There should be some of them chrome naked ladies hanging off of those mud flaps.

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; THAT would have plugged the hole for sure..."

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "...and to think they say black is slimming!"

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "I wonder how much I'll have to pay to leave this inKenya?"

Submariner said...

Don't start the engines yet - the 'Door Shut' indication is just the first lady entering.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

If you really loved me, you'd order them to redesign this plane to dip down to the curb so I won't have to climb these damn steps!

-OR-

Jeez, 'Chell, granted it was in poor taste for the steward to ask if they charged "double fare for the doublewide" but did you have to beat him to death with the drapery rod?

-OR-

I just suggested we could take the train to show a committment to reduce greenhouse emissions. I did not imply Air Force One burns more fuel because your ass is so fat.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Airforce None

(Man, you guys have some awesome, crantini-out-the-nose caps!)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Older lady voice from inside: "Excuse me, maybe I can help, I speak jive".

R.I.P. Barbara Billingsley

Son Of The Godfather said...

Barack: "Michelle, Klaatu barada nikto..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Campaigning in all 57 states is tiresome.

prince of leaves said...

"Here, honey, move a little to the left so you don't bang into the door frame. Yeah, I learned that one the hard way."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Airforce Ton?

jj said...

Goodyear boarding AirForce One.