1. ORA: "Don't be ridiculous, Brick. Menstruation doesn't attract bears."
2. ORA: Reg Barclay's holodeck fantasy of watching Counselor Troi take a crap on an African veldt was one of his sickest.
3. The wife of Zero Impact Man died today in a tragic accident at the Central Park Zoo.
4. Jeannie didn't know it, but she was about to join the Circle of Life in a big way.
5. Here I sit all broken hearted, came to sh-t but was savagely mauled by a lion.
Best of Adriane
"You know," thought Liona, "I don't go over to her house and dooty in her back yard. Maybe I should mention it ..."
Best of GregMan
"I think I'm gonna need a bigger roll of toilet paper."
As a metaphor for November 3, it totally works, though the part about the Dems shitting all over the country before being ripped to shreds was a bit too subtle for some.
Best of jj
"Sheesh...I'll take the Redskins and the spread". Ann's misunderstanding of her of her bookies warning would prove to be fatal.
Best of Vinney
Lion Thought Bubble:
"Jeez lady, light a match! I thought you were a dead zebra."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Who will win in the contest between razor-sharp claws and last night's chili-cheese fries?
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
According to a recent Hustler poll, Scat Cat porn only appeals to a very tiny percentage of sick intercourses.
Best of Army of Dad
"I just hate those f-ing lionesses. Always killing food for their man and then just watching as the new guy kills their young, what bitches...there's one right behind me...well this is awkward."
Best of Mysterion
Tom was in a tough spot. Should he shout out and warn of the approaching lion. Or, keep quiet and avoid being labeled a pervert.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Lyin'? No. I really gotta take a dump."
Best of molson
I can haz a square?