Monday, October 18, 2010

Rahr!

Al


1. "Oh, no. I never should have drank those chemicals."

2. "Marvel at my awesome cat's cradle. MARVEL AT IT!"

3. "Um, BRAINS! ... and... um, ARUGULA!"

4. The AP photographer was promptly fired for not positioning the light for a "halo" effect.

5. "I'm a racecar driver. VROOM! VROOM!" The Teleprompter programmer wins a bet.

Best of Dr. Doom
Chirs Matthews' under podium ministrations bear fruit...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Where will you be when your failed policies kick in?

Best of Passionate Conservative
Epic Fail: Obama demonstrates his cow milking technique.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Reject my offer of ObamaCare? Fools! Now I shall release my army of Atomic Mutant Supermen! You will all cower before me!"

Best of Submariner
All together now - "It's George W. Bush's fault!"
No, No, No! dammit. Now repeat after me like you used to...

Best of blue
"...excuse me while I angrily whip this out!"

Best of mklasing
Fear ME! For I can make the Sun bright, even at night!

Best of prince of leaves
Where will YOU be when your teleprompter freezes up in mid-rant?

Best of JohnS1959
The President practices his EPIC FAIL 'look' in advance of the mid term elections.

Threadwinner: Spin
"Heeeere's Baraky"

Best of Rodney Dill
"The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world."

Best of dub
Worst.Syrup.Bottle.Ever

Best of GregMan
"I like turtles!"


33 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Chirs Matthews' under podium ministrations bear fruit...

Dr. Doom said...

"Oh goody!", shouted the President, "Another Nobel Peace Prize? For me?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

That's right, my fellow americans, I DID inhale!

-OR-

EEEEEEEEEEK! That podium-stalking rat is still following me!!!

-OR-

Where will you be when your failed policies kick in?
{{{gratuitous ORA}}}

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Okay then, if you won't cheer and applaud wildly, how's about a mild yippee?

Passionate Conservative said...

Epic Fail: Obama demonstrates his cow milking technique.

dadoctah said...

Nixon impression fail. He don't have the jowls for it.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Reject my offer of ObamaCare? Fools! Now I shall release my army of Atomic Mutant Supermen! You will all cower before me!"

Submariner said...

Admissions you're unlikely to see on HardBall:

"...then M'Chel stuck it in me and I squeeeeeaaaaled like a little girl!"

Submariner said...

All together now - "It's George W. Bush's fault!"

No, No, No! dammit. Now repeat after me like you used to...

Submariner said...

Then Hillary unhinged her jaw like this and swallowed the Washington Times reporter whole!

Submariner said...

...so Malia asked, "Did you plug that big, gaping, malevolent, filth-spewing, greasy, stinking, black, hole yet, Daddy?" and I glanced over at M'Chel, and, then the lights went out and I woke up in the Rose Garden.

blue said...

"...excuse me while I whip this out!"

mklasing said...

Fear ME! For I can make the Sun bright, even at night!

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

I want my MTV!!!!

prince of leaves said...

Where will YOU be when your teleprompter freezes up in mid-rant?

Oiao said...

Obummer Thought Bubble: "I'll show them that Howard Dean can't scream better than me! Yeah, that will charge the base!"

JohnS1959 said...

"All right, all right people, I admit it", screamed the President, "I just don't know what I'm doing".

JohnS1959 said...

"Hey, I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy", yelled the President.

Kaptain Krude said...

"And I have been assured that these new clothes that have been fitted just for me are the finest clothes in all the land. Look at them, aren't they beautiful?"


wv: hamentu - Why yes, there were hamentu. How did you know?

JohnS1959 said...

The President practices his EPIC FAIL 'look' in advance of the mid term elections.

Spin said...

"Heeeere's Baraky"

prince of leaves said...

ORA: "BRING!!!"

Mr. Right said...

ORA: [on the phone] "Yes, ma'am. I've killed the economy with a stimulus and health care bill. Yes, ma'am, I'm right sure of it. I hit it two good whacks in the head with it. That second one just plum near cut its head in two... It's a lil' ol' white house on the corner of Pennsylvania Avenue and some other street. There's a bus out front that says "Tea Party Express" on it. Sarah Palin said besides sending the Republican House, you might wanna send a Republican Senate. I'll be sitting here, waiting on ye."

Kaptain Krude said...

"The government gives them the drugs, builds bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law and then wants us to sing 'God Bless America.' No, no, no, God d*mn America, that's in the Bible for killing innocent people. God d*mn America for treating our citizens as less than human. God d*mn America for as long as she acts like she is God and she is supreme."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Do NOT blame me for this mess! I voted for McCain... cause I saw all this coming.

-OR-

A split second later, the lemon meringue pie struck its target.

Rodney Dill said...

"The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world."

Rodney Dill said...

I want my Mapo

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Listen up, people - - stop sending me Happy Squirrel Awareness Month cards!! I'm a squirrel monkey, a totally different species!!
ORA - According to WIKI (always 100% accurate *cough*), October is Squirrel Awareness Month. Where's V's squirrel hiding, anyway? Them's goooood eatin.

dub said...

Worst.Syrup.Bottle.Ever

GregMan said...

"I like turtles!"

GregMan said...

"I made poo-poo!"

Submariner said...

What do I do after I stretch my lips out like this, Gavin?

Submariner said...

Long story short: after you've been out smoking cigars and knockin back Stoly's with Putin, do NOT slur your way through a "Wookie" joke...

molson said...

Where will you be when your acid hit kicks in?