Friday, October 15, 2010

Pikachu? I barely know you!

I think it was Steve O

1. "... and that, grandchildren, is how I met your grandmother."

2. "People at these conventions are so phony... but that's to be expected, I guess."

3. No one bought the congressman's claim that he was involved with a Pokemon Historical Reenactment club.

4. Cinemax for Kids was only slightly less filthy than ABCFamily.

5. "Before we agree to perform at your 'victory' party, Congressman Frank, we must insist on a non-refundable deposit."

Threadwinner DaveP.
...and somewhere out there, a computer dating service facilitator yells, "Damn, I'm good!"

Best of Army of Dad
New costumes for 2010: Peek-at-you and Hello Titty

Best of dub
Wont be the first time I've masturbated to kids programming.
Wait....was that out loud?

Best of sonicfrog
Lindsey Lohan's latest attempt to sneak out of the Betty Ford Clinic, though not in any way inconspicuous, was at least kind of clever.... kind of.

Best of dadoctah
It's nice to see young people having a good old traditional church wedding nowadays.

Best of Steve O
Okay, here's where I'm conflicted.
The dude's deserves some serious s--- for his costume, but it's not like I'M talking to any hot half-naked chicks...

14 comments:

Army of Dad said...

New costumes for 2010: Peek-at-you and Hello Titty

dub said...

Wont be the first time I've masturbated to kids programming.


Wait....was that out loud?

sonicfrog said...

Lindsey Lohan's latest attempt to sneak out of the Betty Ford Clinic, though not in any way inconspicuous, was at least kind of clever.... kind of.

dadoctah said...

It's nice to see young people having a good old traditional church wedding nowadays.

Merovign said...

HelllOOO, Kitty!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ways to test for gayness often start with an innocent, "Okay, would you..."

-OR-

A costume party for people with butt-fugly faces. Motto - Don't take it off, let me remember you like this.

-OR-

Before the party, Louise had warned George she had a "little" scar on her tummy; she just failed to add, "compared to the Grand Canyon."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Bawney Fwank Halloweenie costume - The tail is held tight by an unusual attachment method, which is why the face has a permanently startled expression.

molson said...

Looks like someone is about to get poke balled.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hsssssssssss
Fortunately, Elwood tested the full body Ove'Gruv (Chinese knock-off) on a snowy winter's day. Neighbors said they'd never heard such screaming and whimpering.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Well hell, it had to happen sooner or later. Right Caption Rong Photo

Steve O said...

Okay, here's where I'm conflicted.

The dude's deserves some serious s--- for his costume, but it's not like I'M talking to any hot half-naked chicks...

Kaptain Krude said...

How liberals would redo Nugent's "Cat Scratch Fever".

dadoctah said...

You have to expect this kind of cultural WTF from a country that has what they call a "Chrysanthemum Throne".

DaveP. said...

...and somewhere out there, a computer dating service facilitator yells, "Damn, I'm good!"