Monday, October 04, 2010

One Nation



1. Peacechild said no to Hygiene, Employment, and Personal Responsibility a long time ago.

2. "No, for the last time, man... I don't wanna host a show on MSNBC."

3. Dennis Kucinich couldn't make it to the One Nation Hippie Drum Circle, so he sent his top aide.

4. "1-2-3-4 anyone got some pot to score? 5-6-7-8 My trust fund check better not be late!"

5. The one guy at the One Nation rally who wasn't a union drone bused in by the SEIU annoyed the speakers by constantly shouting 'Play Freebird!"

Best of JohnS1959
Bob Jones, was impeached from the Berkley, CA City Council for being too conservative.

Best of Dr. Doom
You can always tell when it is time to start up the draft again (so we can redistribute these guys to Canada).

Best of dadoctah
Hasn't Joaquin Phoenix learned his lesson by now?

Best of Rodney Dill
The movie -- Joe Biden...The Early Years -- explained a lot.

Best of Matt the K
Skeletor and his ram's head Havoc Staff were no match for PeaceDouche and his rambling, ambiguous, oddly barbed peace-symbol-dealie-bob.
"By the Power of Dread Locks!!!!"

Best of Vinney
The Herbal Tea Party.

Best of Merovign
I seriously don't want to know what he'd say "yes" to.

captcha word: "subfoo"

Perfect.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you look closely at the top of his contraption it says "No" to jobs, health care...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Once that first Hell's Angels dude came out of the closet, the rest of the tribe fell like dominos.

-OR-

I am Klark the Klingon and I wield the bat'leth blade shield of the Muk^tar~neef in support of the Just Say No to No space alliance!

JohnS1959 said...

Fortunately he is usually too stoned to vote...

JohnS1959 said...

Bob Jones, was impeached from the Berkley, CA City Council for being too conservative.

JohnS1959 said...

A perfect example of the circular logic of liberalism.

Dr. Doom said...

How nature warns you to stay away...

Dr. Doom said...

You can always tell when it is time to start up the draft again (so we can redistribute these guys to Canada).

Jay Guevara said...

No Patchouli! No Peace!

divine miss m said...

Later, they'll pass around the bong and the body paint and call it Obamastock.

jj said...

Auditions for "biker-extras" at the SOA casting call reached the wrong crowd.

dadoctah said...

Hasn't Joaquin Phoenix learned his lesson by now?

Anonymous said...

Far Freakin Out Man!!!!!!!
I know nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaptain Krude said...

"Say no to no!"

Flip side:
"Say yes to yes!"


wv: ensma - The system mis-spelled 'enema'.

Rodney Dill said...

The movie -- Joe Biden...The Early Years -- explained a lot.

Rodney Dill said...

Lance Armstrong has really let himself go.

Matt the K said...

It wasn't til later years that Jeremy's parents realized they should have made him wear his helmet BEFORE all the multiple blows to the head...

Matt the K said...

Skeletor and his ram's head Havoc Staff were no match for PeaceDouche and his rambling, ambiguous, oddly barbed peace-symbol-dealie-bob.
"By the Power of Dread Locks!!!!"

molson said...

Say yes to shrooms.

Anonymous said...

The Herbal Tea Party.

Vinney

sonicfrog said...

NO!

dadoctah said...

Republican: the party of No.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Vulcan Greeting... U R Doing it RONG!

-OR-

Nedemyer shows what happens when you stick your index finger in an electric pencil sharpener.

-OR-

Nedemyer answers the policeman's question: What's your IQ?

Steve O said...

The Party of party.

Merovign said...

I seriously don't want to know what he'd say "yes" to.

captcha word: "subfoo"

Perfect.