Saturday, October 16, 2010

OMG! OMG! OMG!

Fred Miranda

1. Just to get it out of the way, "Aieeeee! Gojira!"

2. Catching his dad in the showers with the assistant Pee Wee offensive coach would scar a young Fred Phelps for life.

3. "Father Flannagan! Put that back in your pants right this instant."

4. "OMG! That pack of rabid raccoons is tearing through the dugout! My poor teammates! Oh, well, at least it's not another child sex abuse caption."

5. Catching the assistant defensive coach in one of his mom's outfits scars a young Army of Son.

33 comments:

Spin said...

A young Edward Cullen caught masturbating.

Anonymous said...

FAILED:Fisting.
You may now proceed to Kevin Jenning's office and be shown the propper way.
Czars; Can we really live without them?

Anonymous said...

Edit-
FAILED:Fisting.
You may now proceed to Kevin Jenning's office and be shown the proper way.
Czars; Can we really live without them?

Jack Reacher said...

"Have you SEEN the deals at Old Navy?" ATDHE.

Jack Reacher said...

A young harry Reid sees the future...November, 2010, to be exact.

Dactyl said...

You know something? My wrist is delicious.

Jack Reacher said...

Seeing Michael Moore eat an entire cow can be disturbing for those not prepared for the spectacle.

Jack Reacher said...

Okay, someone please point Timmy away from the National Debt Clock. He seems to have seized up.

Jack Reacher said...

"M'Chele, are you trying to seduce me?"

Jack Reacher said...

"And that, Timmy, is what NAMBLA is all about. Any questions? Timmy? Timmy?"

dadoctah said...

"No! 'Hawaii Five-O' was bad enough! They just *can't* be reimagining 'Gomer Pyle USMC'!"

Double the U said...

"I vant to suck my blood!" Yes even vampires had their foolish ones.

blue said...

OMG!!! Masturbating does make your hand glow in the dark!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

It would take a high school biology course before young Dracula finally learned how to hit an artery.

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Fox Muldar got his nickname from repeated childhood attempts to gnaw his paw off.

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Billy's folks spent $40k on counseling only to be told that wanting to be an (elephant, anteater, frog, moth etc.) was just "a phase." Fifteen years later, he'd be performing street theater for tips as a one-man menagerie.

Double the U said...

Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel,and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. He's got huge, sharp teeth!

Submariner said...

Don't mind Timmy; he just saw the budget projections for Obamacare...

Submariner said...

John Edwards just tried to "channel" me!

Submariner said...

Dad bet my ENTIRE inheritance on the Lions?!?

Submariner said...

What the heck do you mean when you say I "came outa" THAT, Mom?

Submariner said...

Some children don't take the truth about St. Nick too well...

Oiao said...

In the future, Obamcare will save us from having to see pictures of children afflicted with this.

Oiao said...

Boy child thought bubble: "I've been invited to Barney Frank's Holloween sleep over!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The look of someone who just saw mom AND dad kissing Santa Claus.

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Jeffery Dahmer's taste for human flesh began just like that!

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Looks like someone didn't listen to old granny when she said it might freeze that way.

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Thawtbubble: What are you looking at, mister? Ain't you ever heard of a "gnawing hunger?"

JohnS1959 said...

"What?", thought Tommy, "They expect ME to pay for this?"

JohnS1959 said...

Little Bobby, who finds himself trapped between his liberal grandmother and Vice President Biden at a campaign speech for Harry Reid, attempts to gnaw his hand off to escape the horror of it all.

vw: 'fistic' - seems vaguely appropriate somehow...

Dr. Doom said...

"I see Mr. Fred and Miss Ethel have broken into the Viagra cabinet again", thought little Joey, the Assisted Living Facility Activity Director's son.

Passionate Conservative said...

Zombie hunger.

dub said...

Timmy looked on in shock as he discovered why Richard Gere named his newest project "Colon Assisted Living".

dub said...

2 Girls, 1 Cup.....yeah, I had the same reaction.

Oiao said...

Little Jimmy was photographed after seeing what Michelle did with 'that vegtible' from the White House garden.

dadoctah said...

Plans for yet another version of the Little Rascals were scrapped when among a generation of Wii-addicted kids, not one could successfully perform the "hi sign".

molson said...

Introducing NAMBLA's new mascot, "Fisty the Clown"!

GregMan said...

Little Joey watches his first gladiator movie.