1. Just to get it out of the way, "Aieeeee! Gojira!"
2. Catching his dad in the showers with the assistant Pee Wee offensive coach would scar a young Fred Phelps for life.
3. "Father Flannagan! Put that back in your pants right this instant."
4. "OMG! That pack of rabid raccoons is tearing through the dugout! My poor teammates! Oh, well, at least it's not another child sex abuse caption."
5. Catching the assistant defensive coach in one of his mom's outfits scars a young Army of Son.
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A young Edward Cullen caught masturbating.
FAILED:Fisting.
You may now proceed to Kevin Jenning's office and be shown the propper way.
Czars; Can we really live without them?
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FAILED:Fisting.
You may now proceed to Kevin Jenning's office and be shown the proper way.
Czars; Can we really live without them?
"Have you SEEN the deals at Old Navy?" ATDHE.
A young harry Reid sees the future...November, 2010, to be exact.
You know something? My wrist is delicious.
Seeing Michael Moore eat an entire cow can be disturbing for those not prepared for the spectacle.
Okay, someone please point Timmy away from the National Debt Clock. He seems to have seized up.
"M'Chele, are you trying to seduce me?"
"And that, Timmy, is what NAMBLA is all about. Any questions? Timmy? Timmy?"
"No! 'Hawaii Five-O' was bad enough! They just *can't* be reimagining 'Gomer Pyle USMC'!"
"I vant to suck my blood!" Yes even vampires had their foolish ones.
OMG!!! Masturbating does make your hand glow in the dark!!
It would take a high school biology course before young Dracula finally learned how to hit an artery.
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Fox Muldar got his nickname from repeated childhood attempts to gnaw his paw off.
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Billy's folks spent $40k on counseling only to be told that wanting to be an (elephant, anteater, frog, moth etc.) was just "a phase." Fifteen years later, he'd be performing street theater for tips as a one-man menagerie.
Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel,and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. He's got huge, sharp teeth!
Don't mind Timmy; he just saw the budget projections for Obamacare...
John Edwards just tried to "channel" me!
Dad bet my ENTIRE inheritance on the Lions?!?
What the heck do you mean when you say I "came outa" THAT, Mom?
Some children don't take the truth about St. Nick too well...
In the future, Obamcare will save us from having to see pictures of children afflicted with this.
Boy child thought bubble: "I've been invited to Barney Frank's Holloween sleep over!"
The look of someone who just saw mom AND dad kissing Santa Claus.
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Jeffery Dahmer's taste for human flesh began just like that!
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Looks like someone didn't listen to old granny when she said it might freeze that way.
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Thawtbubble: What are you looking at, mister? Ain't you ever heard of a "gnawing hunger?"
"What?", thought Tommy, "They expect ME to pay for this?"
Little Bobby, who finds himself trapped between his liberal grandmother and Vice President Biden at a campaign speech for Harry Reid, attempts to gnaw his hand off to escape the horror of it all.
vw: 'fistic' - seems vaguely appropriate somehow...
"I see Mr. Fred and Miss Ethel have broken into the Viagra cabinet again", thought little Joey, the Assisted Living Facility Activity Director's son.
Zombie hunger.
Timmy looked on in shock as he discovered why Richard Gere named his newest project "Colon Assisted Living".
2 Girls, 1 Cup.....yeah, I had the same reaction.
Little Jimmy was photographed after seeing what Michelle did with 'that vegtible' from the White House garden.
Plans for yet another version of the Little Rascals were scrapped when among a generation of Wii-addicted kids, not one could successfully perform the "hi sign".
Introducing NAMBLA's new mascot, "Fisty the Clown"!
Little Joey watches his first gladiator movie.
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