Friday, October 29, 2010
Oh, Sweet Mystery of Life at Last I've Found You
1. "Can't... breathe... seriously... can't... breathe..."
2. "Oh, coach. You've made me the happiest wide receiver in the world. Yes, yes I will marry you!"
3 "I feel so safe when you hold me close and swaddle me in your moobs."
4."McRib is back! McRib is back! Thank God Almighty, McRib is back!"
5. "Oh, yeah. That vertabrae is totally smashed, and I think I just severed your spinal cord. I probably shouldn't have picked you up to check."
Best of Whacko
Coach finally began to diet when the gravitational pull of his body mass started to attract smaller nearby objects.
Best of Vinney
The real reason "excessive celebration" became a penalty.
Best of blue
When I said us fat people needed to stick together, I didn't mean like this!
Best of dub
Fox's newest show "BJ for the Bear" proved to be just a bit too much.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Come on coach, let me go already", cried Bobby, "We're just warming up here - the game hasn't even started yet!"
The bad touch Bears.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Seriously Coach Kettle, the AMA says that 68-inch gut means you're a dead man walking!
Best of Submariner
You. Me. A bar of Dial. A bottle of red. The showers; after the team leaves...
Best of dadoctah
The reason this will be the *last* season for "So You Think You Can Dance?"