1. "I thought you said Obama was gonna pay our mortgage. I thought said Obama was gonna pay for our gas. I thought you said Obama was gonna close Gitmo. I thought you Obama was gonna..."
2. "Moomma, was Mr. Emmanuel naked when he cornered you on the El?"
3. "So, momma, is it just Prince Valium tonight, or am I gonna have to shove a syringe in your heart again?"
4. "Mommy, wake up. This is the part where the sister yells, 'Don't you turn away you chalk faced whore!' It's the bestest part!"
5. "Told you not to stand in front of the window in Oakland momma. I'll call 9-1-1."
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A young Michelle Robinson dreams of vacations to come...
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In keeping with the tradition of naming the children after things they cant afford, let me introduce to you Diamond, and Car Insurance.
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I'm officially known as SSICheck #1298772/f, but you can call me Rakeisha.
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Watch that hand! I get my kicks above the waist, Sunshine...
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In his latest rant, King Shabazz alleged that the CIA was secretly putting addictive, opiate-like substances in underarm deodorants marketed to the black community.
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Kuato--the Chicago version of Total Recall takes an interesting twist.
A young Michelle Robinson dreams of vacations to come...
In keeping with the tradition of naming the children after things they cant afford, let me introduce to you Diamond, and Car Insurance.
In de old days, when dey saw us, dey'd frown and moob to de udder side of da street. Den we started using wax, glue and ancient knot-tying skills to makes our hairs look funny. Now dey smile, laugh, point and den dey moobs to de udder side.
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Thawtbubblette: I is gonna put a spell on yoooo!
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Look out, Lumathala, there's a man hand sneaking up on you!
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I'm officially known as SSICheck #1298772/f, but you can call me Rakeisha.
Watch that hand! I get my kicks above the waist, Sunshine...
...until next time, may you experience nothing but Obama-stimulated caviar dreams and Democrat Party champagne toasts!
v word - cuttenth - the Dems don't want you to give that tithe to the church. They want you to obey their made-up definition of the separation of church and state and give it to them instead.
"Beautiful!" raved M'Chel. "Simply beautiful! That couch will make a fantastic Christmas party gown!"
In his latest rant, King Shabazz alleged that the CIA was secretly putting addictive, opiate-like substances in underarm deodorants marketed to the black community.
Years after the infamous "golden ticket" promotion, the next round of cutbacks resulted in the more prominent customers being allowed to take home an Oompa Loompa to do with as they will.
"George Bush doesn't care about black people. Oh ennui, when will you release your grip on me?"
So like, totally yeah, Marmsy had a fling with Buckwheat, and it's like Oh My God, you're simply the millionth person to, you know, tell me that I look just like him. Oh gag me with spoon, people.
Aunt Jemima is now available in a convenient travel size.
She seems awfully happy for a girl whose torso has slipped off its legs.
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