1. "Quarterback dub says the team can't hear the calls over the sound of your thighs slapping together."
2. After a successful ACLU lawsuit, Danny and Kyle were allowed to join the cheerleading squad *and* allowed to continue their hormone treatments.
3. "Help me out, Emily. Which of these guys haven't I done yet?"
4. "The title is 'Head Cheeleader' for a reason. Hand me that cucumber and I'll demonstrate."
5. "Of course the fighting Aryans have a better half-time show than us. Their band director is Leni Riefenstahl!"
Best of prince of leaves
Monica looked side to side, hoping nobody would notice she'd put her torso on backwards after the quickie under the stands with Scott.
Best of Oiao
"Hey Monica, did you see the bulge in that guy's jersey?"
Best of Vinney
The coach yelled, "We're down 7 points and it's fourth and one. Janet suit up. You're taking it in."
Best of Submariner
What the hell is AoM doing in one of our outfits?
Best of dadoctah
"Gimme a V! Gimme a K! Gimme a Krispy Kreme! And some pork rinds! And a sports bottle full of gravy!"
Best of Rodney Dill
Long Snapper... I don't even know her.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Future queen-size hosiery model Edna Podunk was sure she heard the ice cream truck bells.