Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Nice cable-knit sweater, poindexter
1. 1950's Internet porn was rather tame by today's standards, and mostly featured Richard Nixon.
2. "I should say something about a chalk-faced whore ... No, wait, Subby already got that one."
3. Look! Somebody discovered 4Chan Rule 34 and made Lamp Pron.
4. Because under Jerry Brown, 98% of the education budget goes to the Union Pension fund, these are the only computers schools in California can afford.
5. The worst part of interning at Media Matters wasn't transcribing three hours of FoxNews every day, it was David Brock telling him ... every fifteen minutes... how much better that "fabulous cable-knit sweater would look wadded up next to my futon."
Best of Dr. Doom
A rare photo of a young Al Gore inventing the internet...
Best of Rodney Dill
"OK... there's the horizontal... now for the vertical..."
Best of Passionate Conservative
Johnny, step away from the Kaypro!
Best of dub
Cool....now he is showing the assembly housing for the Studebaker transmission. How much longer before his hostess shits on it?
Best of Submariner
"...then you snap your sniper scope to the stock, like so..."
Best of Submariner
Thawt bubble; "Day-um! Nancy Pelosi sure is starting to look her age..."
Best of JohnS1959
His dad is just off screen yelling, "Stop fooling with that darned thing and go get a haircut you hippy!"
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
The Simpsons Comic Book Guy discovers the internet....the rest is cartoon history.
Best of blue
".. and on the other channel is something new called MTV and they have a song about Ray Bradbury!"
Best of dadoctah
I see a day when we'll be able to use this to watch professional chefs make outrageous cakes, and to follow the exploits of the fine people of New Jersey.
Best of prince of leaves
Try as he might, Brian just couldn't figure out how they got the little man and his miniature Wankel engine into the box.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Oh yeah, I remember those early military sex and hygiene training films... very abstract and mechanical. I think that instructor is holding a vagina.
Best of Spin
Steve Jobs before the cancer and AIDS and soul destroying liberalism.