Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Nice cable-knit sweater, poindexter


1. 1950's Internet porn was rather tame by today's standards, and mostly featured Richard Nixon.

2. "I should say something about a chalk-faced whore ... No, wait, Subby already got that one."

3. Look! Somebody discovered 4Chan Rule 34 and made Lamp Pron.

4. Because under Jerry Brown, 98% of the education budget goes to the Union Pension fund, these are the only computers schools in California can afford.

5. The worst part of interning at Media Matters wasn't transcribing three hours of FoxNews every day, it was David Brock telling him ... every fifteen minutes... how much better that "fabulous cable-knit sweater would look wadded up next to my futon."

Best of Dr. Doom
A rare photo of a young Al Gore inventing the internet...

Best of Rodney Dill
"OK... there's the horizontal... now for the vertical..."

Best of Passionate Conservative
Johnny, step away from the Kaypro!

Best of dub
Cool....now he is showing the assembly housing for the Studebaker transmission. How much longer before his hostess shits on it?

Best of Submariner
"...then you snap your sniper scope to the stock, like so..."

Best of Submariner
Thawt bubble; "Day-um! Nancy Pelosi sure is starting to look her age..."

Best of JohnS1959
His dad is just off screen yelling, "Stop fooling with that darned thing and go get a haircut you hippy!"

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
The Simpsons Comic Book Guy discovers the internet....the rest is cartoon history.

Best of blue
".. and on the other channel is something new called MTV and they have a song about Ray Bradbury!"

Best of dadoctah
I see a day when we'll be able to use this to watch professional chefs make outrageous cakes, and to follow the exploits of the fine people of New Jersey.

Best of prince of leaves
Try as he might, Brian just couldn't figure out how they got the little man and his miniature Wankel engine into the box.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Oh yeah, I remember those early military sex and hygiene training films... very abstract and mechanical. I think that instructor is holding a vagina.

Best of Spin
Steve Jobs before the cancer and AIDS and soul destroying liberalism.

25 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

A rare photo of a young Al Gore inventing the internet...

Rodney Dill said...

"Dagnabbit... can't get Channel One Fred."

Rodney Dill said...

"OK... there's the horizontal... now for the vertical..."

Passionate Conservative said...

Johnny, step away from the Kaypro!

dub said...

Cool....now he is showing the assembly housing for the Studebaker transmission. How much longer before his hostess shits on it?

Submariner said...

I can't wait to see Jackie's O face...

Submariner said...

"...so that's why you should invest everything you have in Ford's new Edsel..."

Submariner said...

"...then you snap your sniper scope to the stock, like so..."

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "Day-um! Nancy Pelosi sure is starting to look her age..."

JohnS1959 said...

His dad is just off screen yelling, "Stop fooling with that darned thing and go get a haircut you hippy!"

blue said...

I wonder if this thing can be used for pornography??

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

The Simpsons Comic Book Guy discovers the internet....the rest is cartoon history.

blue said...

".. and on the other channel is something new called MTV and they have a song about Ray Bradbury!"

dadoctah said...

I see a day when we'll be able to use this to watch professional chefs make outrageous cakes, and to follow the exploits of the fine people of New Jersey.

molson said...

Introducing the Obamatron 2012. The voting machine that cares

prince of leaves said...

Thanks to stimulus funding, NASA is finally able to upgrade its computer systems.

prince of leaves said...

March 21, 1962: David Bowman's father unwittingly crosses paths with HAL 9000's great-great-great-grandfather.

prince of leaves said...

Try as he might, Brian just couldn't figure out how they got the little man and his miniature Wankel engine into the box.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Tom's trying to do homework and watch that famous episode of Lost in Space where Robot was shrunk by a zeboo ray gun and Major West had to listen to a tinny high-pitched "Danger Will Robinson Danger" until the robot's battery ran down.

-OR-

Oh yeah, I remember those early military sex and hygiene training films... very abstract and mechanical. I think that instructor is holding a vagina.

Spin said...

Steve Jobs before the cancer and AIDS and soul destroying liberalism.

Army of Dad said...

SOTG sits down to write some captions.

jj said...

In an effort to 'get his mind right' a young Charles Johnson is forced by his parents to watch Nixon's speeches. Unfortunately the experiment was an utter failure.

Carpe Phlogistong said...

After getting Juan Williams fired for expressing a *gasp* "personal prejudice" (which Christine O'Donnell thought was a right guaranteed under the Constitution), NPR intern Wilber Doodle goes back to censoring old Mr. Wizard episodes.


-OR-

The Kansas School Board now teaches creationism as fact using a film by crackpot Richard Behe proving that a generator cannot deconstruct itself and put itself back together, much less evolve into a jet turbine without divine intervention.

WordVerify: sclunt -- the sucking sound made by a rubber boot that doesn't quite break free from deep wet mud

JohnS1959 said...

The Obama Administration has secretly funded research to develop an interactive mind-link teleprompter at UC Berkley. In this test the scientist is using the device to remotely control a Professor of Keynesian Economics explaining how the public sector is really the engine of prosperity and democracy and that unemployment is really not all that bad right now.

dadoctah said...

Since when does Dr Phil demonstrate how to hook up a garbage disposal?