Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Naked in the Streets

Brender

1. "No, just more of Barney Frank's boyfriends on their way to heckle Sean Bielat."

2. Ming-Li hurried off to the sperm bank to make a deposit.

3. "They were gonna buy some pants at Old Navy, but some black chicks had already looted the place."

4. Ann Arbor has gotten so corporate. IKEA sponsors the Naked Mile, and Doritos sponsors the Hash Bash.

5. Even though it was rude, Ming-Li couldn't help laughing at the shortcomings of others.

Best of Dr. Doom
Casual Fridays have gotten a bit too lax in some Southeast Asia cities...

Best of metalgarth
George Takei, blah, blah, blah.... blah, blah, blah (and that's how the worlds laziest monor captions this picture)

Best of Passionate Conservative
You know, in many Asian nations, the people smile when they are sorrowful. Guess something didn't measure up to expectations...

Best of sonicfrog
Why do I suddenly have a bit from the song "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" stuck in my head?

Best of Rodney Dill
"SHRINKAGE!!!!"

Best of Steve O
C'mon. They're Asians. What reaction did they expect?

Who am I kidding... I get the same reaction too, sometimes.

30 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Mardi Gras in Hong Kong left a lot to be desired...

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Lin Mai could not help herself - she just had to turn and stare at the funny hats the men were wearing...

Dr. Doom said...

Casual Fridays have gotten a bit too lax in some Southeast Asia cities...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Spring Break in the Philippines.

-OR-

Every solemn wedding ritual in Sri Lanka is followed by one helluva wild mass orgy at the reception.

-OR-

Low budget Bollywood reenactment of Vikings plundering, raping and pillaging a village.

metalgarth said...

George Takei, blah, blah, blah.... blah, blah, blah (and that's how the worlds laziest monor captions this picture)

Passionate Conservative said...

You know, in many Asian nations, the people smile when they are sorrowful. Guess something didn't measure up to expectations...

jj said...

***Flasher on Drudge***

Chinese dissidents arrested for indecent exposure. Taken to small claims court..developing...

dadoctah said...

They're not laughing because they're embarrassed. They're laughing because they didn't realize Hsin Chu was Jewish.

Submariner said...

I guess it's twue what they say about theiw kind...

Steve O said...

My guess... not the reaction they were going for.

Anonymous said...

Not what was expected of the crowd
at the grand opening of "Dorks R Us"

sonicfrog said...

Why do I suddenly have a bit from the song "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" stuck in my head?

molson said...

Let's get out of here. This is a total sausage fest.

Adriane said...

Needless to say, within 24 hours, the SE Asian advertising staff for Lady Godiva were all jobless ...

dub said...

Ching-ling couldnt believe she just saw that guys wantons.

Submariner said...

OK, now have urge for R'ir Smokies and eggs for runch...

Submariner said...

Dear Reader doesn't point way ahead, does he?

Anonymous said...

They're exposing the one thing Lady GaGa keeps hidden.

Anonymous said...

"Oh, plicks"!

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

"SHRINKAGE!!!!"

Rodney Dill said...

I've suddenly lost my appetite for Thai Pad Prik.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Fans of Bart Simpson's Seymour Butz and Jacques Strapp phone pranks gather downtown to celebrate the 1000th episode.
Later, the Bockchoi Girl's School principal said all field trips have been cancelled.

divine miss m said...

Looks like some of us have to get naked to have a good time. Isn't that special?

Verif. word: dismadho

As in, what your wife will be when she sees photos of you parading down Main Street starkers.

racerboy said...

Who ordered the Siamese Surprise?

Steve O said...

C'mon. They're Asians. What reaction did they expect?

Steve O said...

Who am I kidding... I get the same reaction too, sometimes.

Adriane said...

Ang Lee's remake of The Man in the Grey Flannel Suit lacked one key ingredient ...

Rodney Dill said...

What's a Moose Nuker?

Rodney Dill said...

Who wants popcorn shrimp?