Monday, October 11, 2010

Menage a Twats


1. How 'Motorboat Mikulski' got its name.

2. "Oh, that's Senator Mikulski. For a minute, I thought you had Kuato growing out of your chest."

3. Hillary and a pair of boobs.

4. When Chuckie turned and saw the camera, Hill and Babs were trampled to death in the one-man stampede.

5. Hillary considered it her maternal responsibility to suckle the smaller, weaker, uglier senators.

Best of Oiao
When nose rings and nipple rings collide.

OK, that was a really bad visual.

Best of Dr. Doom
Worst threesome EVER.

Best of Vinney
Doing her famous cocktail party Clara Peller impersonation, Barbara Mikulski delivered, "Where's the beef"?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Billary retired that outfit after Mikulski complained of hearing loss. "When you're up close, it makes as much noise as one of those newfangled Frito-Lay Sun Chips bags!"

Best of Dr. Doom
Too late Senator Schumer realized the Secretary of State can unhinge her jaw and devour unsuspecting political rivals...

Best of Rodney Dill
Worst.
Dancing with the Stars.
couple(trio).
ever.

10 comments:

Oiao said...

When nose rings and nipple rings collide.

OK, that was a really bad visual.

Oiao said...

Ass Kissing 101. U R not low enough!

Oiao said...

Sucking is the next best thing to ass kissing, politically speaking.

Dr. Doom said...

Worst threesome EVER.

Anonymous said...

Doing her famous cocktail party Clara Peller impersonation, Barbara Mikulski delivered, "Where's the beef"?

Vinney

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Question - Are we allowed to reuse our old captions for this famous air kiss/boob kiss threesome from 2008?


Second most famous stain in history... Mikulski's lipstick on Billary's bodice.

-OR-

Of all her nicknames, Barbara actually prefers "The Blue Penguin."

-OR-

Billary retired that outfit after Mikulski complained of hearing loss. "When you're up close, it makes as much noise as one of those newfangled Frito-Lay Sun Chips bags!"

Dr. Doom said...

Too late Senator Schumer realized the Secretary of State can unhinge her jaw and devour unsuspecting political rivals...

Rodney Dill said...

Worst.
Dancing with the Stars.
couple(trio).
ever.

StewartIII said...

ChickaBOOMer: Caption This!
http://chickaboomer.blogspot.com/2010/10/caption-this_11.html

Anonymous said...

Shillary breast feeding?