1. M'Chel tours Tyson Farms and reviews what's left after the wealth has been redistributed.
2. "Chickens will be a most excellent vector once we perfect the anti-Caucasian virus, mistress."
3. "This sh-t's boring. Got any crack?" (ATDHE)
4. "Well, now that we've turned Megyn Kelly into a chicken, I think we can call this meeting of the coven a success."
5. "No, silly women. The sacrifice must be a rooster or the loa no come."
Best of Dr. Doom
"Man", thought the First Lady, "This is hard work - I need a vacation!"
Best of dadoctah
(Kliban cartoon caption): "You call that pillage? A *chicken* is pillage?"
Best of Matt the K
Two Muslims, a Buddhist, and a Hindu walk into a barn...
Best of Silhouette
"Vick's mistake," said FLOTUS, "was using dogs. Nobody gives a damn about cock-fighting. We tell the press it's part of the veggie garden."
Best of Whacko
"Now look, y'all, that's how you suppose to walk!"
Best of JohnS1959
"So you see", said the First Lady, "By replacing all of our menacing military mascots with the friendly chicken, the rest of the world will see how nice and non-aggressive the United States really is. We will instantly improve our standing in the world community!"
Best of Dactyl
The delegates from Indonesia, Mongolia, Nigeria, and Kashyyk await the final decision from Grand Moff Leghorn...
Best of Merovign
The White House, not having learned from the prior iPod and DVD debacles, was about to make another diplomatic faux-pas.
Best of dub
M'chelle thought bubble: "Black cocks are a lot bigger".
22 comments:
"Next I'll learns ya how to make waffles."
"Is that General Tso?"
"I told that bitch Hillary to stay off of Barrack's platform, I told her she can't be the VP!!"
The Multiculturalism Subcommittee of the NOW We Are (Liberal) Women Hear us Cluck campaign shows the First Lady how inclusive they have become...
"Man", thought the First Lady, "This is hard work - I need a vacation!"
The First Lady presides over the Chicken Drop held to determine the President's new economic policy...
(Kliban cartoon caption): "You call that pillage? A *chicken* is pillage?"
Two Muslims, a Buddhist, and a Hindu walk into a barn...
"Vick's mistake," said FLOTUS, "was using dogs. Nobody gives a damn about cock-fighting. We tell the press it's part of the veggie garden."
"Now look, y'all, that's how you suppose to walk!"
Where's the Open Pit?
Unlike your countries where women still pluck and cook free range chickens, I just keep this one for photo ops. Makes the neo-poor feel like I'm one of 'em.
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BO keeps putting a chicken out here in the Rose Garden and the next morning the damn dog's got a snootful of feathers and the chicken's gone. BO don't see the connection.
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Cost the taxpayers $129,000 to build this fence to keep predators out, but we've still lost 23 chickens. It was built by the same contractors working on the one along the Rio Grande to keep illegals out... BO don't see the connection.
"Why did I suddenly think of Frank Marshall Davis?"
"Oh look, that chicken done take a chicken-sh1t - now why did I suddenly think of Barry?"
"So you see", said the First Lady, "By replacing all of our menacing military mascots with the friendly chicken, the rest of the world will see how nice and non-aggressive the United States really is. We will instantly improve our standing in the world community!"
Asian woman, "Where dog?"
Why are we replacing the bald eagle on the Presidential Seal with this chicken? Well, it seems the eagle no longer wishes to be seen on stage with Barrack, so....
The delegates from Indonesia, Mongolia, Nigeria, and Kashyyk await the final decision from Grand Moff Leghorn...
M'chel tells the other 1st ladies:
"This is how I do that voodoo that I do so well"
The White House, not having learned from the prior iPod and DVD debacles, was about to make another diplomatic faux-pas.
Henny Penny, Cocky Lockey,Goosey Loosey & Turkey Lurkey all hear Chicken Little's warning that "The Polls Are Falling."
M'chelle thought bubble: "Black cocks are a lot bigger".
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