Wednesday, October 06, 2010

M'Chel Stares at a Cock

Brender

1. M'Chel tours Tyson Farms and reviews what's left after the wealth has been redistributed.

2. "Chickens will be a most excellent vector once we perfect the anti-Caucasian virus, mistress."

3. "This sh-t's boring. Got any crack?" (ATDHE)

4. "Well, now that we've turned Megyn Kelly into a chicken, I think we can call this meeting of the coven a success."

5. "No, silly women. The sacrifice must be a rooster or the loa no come."

Best of Dr. Doom
"Man", thought the First Lady, "This is hard work - I need a vacation!"

Best of dadoctah
(Kliban cartoon caption): "You call that pillage? A *chicken* is pillage?"

Best of Matt the K
Two Muslims, a Buddhist, and a Hindu walk into a barn...

Best of Silhouette
"Vick's mistake," said FLOTUS, "was using dogs. Nobody gives a damn about cock-fighting. We tell the press it's part of the veggie garden."

Best of Whacko
"Now look, y'all, that's how you suppose to walk!"

Best of JohnS1959
"So you see", said the First Lady, "By replacing all of our menacing military mascots with the friendly chicken, the rest of the world will see how nice and non-aggressive the United States really is. We will instantly improve our standing in the world community!"

Best of Dactyl
The delegates from Indonesia, Mongolia, Nigeria, and Kashyyk await the final decision from Grand Moff Leghorn...

Best of Merovign
The White House, not having learned from the prior iPod and DVD debacles, was about to make another diplomatic faux-pas.

Best of dub
M'chelle thought bubble: "Black cocks are a lot bigger".

22 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"Next I'll learns ya how to make waffles."

Rodney Dill said...

"Is that General Tso?"

blue said...

"I told that bitch Hillary to stay off of Barrack's platform, I told her she can't be the VP!!"

Dr. Doom said...

The Multiculturalism Subcommittee of the NOW We Are (Liberal) Women Hear us Cluck campaign shows the First Lady how inclusive they have become...

Dr. Doom said...

"Man", thought the First Lady, "This is hard work - I need a vacation!"

Dr. Doom said...

The First Lady presides over the Chicken Drop held to determine the President's new economic policy...

dadoctah said...

(Kliban cartoon caption): "You call that pillage? A *chicken* is pillage?"

Matt the K said...

Two Muslims, a Buddhist, and a Hindu walk into a barn...

Silhouette said...

"Vick's mistake," said FLOTUS, "was using dogs. Nobody gives a damn about cock-fighting. We tell the press it's part of the veggie garden."

Whacko said...

"Now look, y'all, that's how you suppose to walk!"

jj said...

Where's the Open Pit?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Unlike your countries where women still pluck and cook free range chickens, I just keep this one for photo ops. Makes the neo-poor feel like I'm one of 'em.

-OR-

BO keeps putting a chicken out here in the Rose Garden and the next morning the damn dog's got a snootful of feathers and the chicken's gone. BO don't see the connection.

-OR-

Cost the taxpayers $129,000 to build this fence to keep predators out, but we've still lost 23 chickens. It was built by the same contractors working on the one along the Rio Grande to keep illegals out... BO don't see the connection.

GregMan said...

"Why did I suddenly think of Frank Marshall Davis?"

GregMan said...

"Oh look, that chicken done take a chicken-sh1t - now why did I suddenly think of Barry?"

JohnS1959 said...

"So you see", said the First Lady, "By replacing all of our menacing military mascots with the friendly chicken, the rest of the world will see how nice and non-aggressive the United States really is. We will instantly improve our standing in the world community!"

jj said...

Asian woman, "Where dog?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Why are we replacing the bald eagle on the Presidential Seal with this chicken? Well, it seems the eagle no longer wishes to be seen on stage with Barrack, so....

Dactyl said...

The delegates from Indonesia, Mongolia, Nigeria, and Kashyyk await the final decision from Grand Moff Leghorn...

Spin said...

M'chel tells the other 1st ladies:
"This is how I do that voodoo that I do so well"

Merovign said...

The White House, not having learned from the prior iPod and DVD debacles, was about to make another diplomatic faux-pas.

Mr. Hankey said...

Henny Penny, Cocky Lockey,Goosey Loosey & Turkey Lurkey all hear Chicken Little's warning that "The Polls Are Falling."

dub said...

M'chelle thought bubble: "Black cocks are a lot bigger".