1. "I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine."
2. "Sheriff, isn't there some... other way... to deal with this little speeding ticket?"
3. "Um, Mr. Vice President... today is Monday. Your campaign stop for congressman Frank is on Tuesday!"
4. "We could sure use the endorsement of the Brokeback County law enforcement community... IYKWIMAIITYD."
5. "Joe, you really gotta stop hanging out in the sauna with Rahm Emmanuel. This is not proper man etiquette."
Best of Dr. Doom
"Sherriff, have you ever played Turkish Prison?", asked the Vice Pesident.
Best of Vinney
"Mr. Vice President, this is a big f*ckin' deal"!
Best of Double the U
...and the very next day the department received a $250,000 check in stimulus funding.
Best of Rodney Dill
"I once killed a man with my fat roll."
Best of Army of Dad
Good thing the chief moved his wallet out of his cargo packet.
Best of Steve O
Joe fails to get out of a speeding ticket.
Best of Submariner
Sorry Mr. Veep, but I ain't clean OR articulate.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Guy peering over Biden's shoulder clearly has VP-ness Envy.
Best of robert
Sheriff Justice's thought bubble: Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker.
Threadwinner: Justin
Poor Joe. You're supposed to cop a feel, not feel a cop.
Best of JohnS1959
Unfortunately for the Vice President, he was hitting on the very same airport security cop that busted Senator Craig...
Best of Rodney Dill
"So let's chug on over to mamby pamby land and get you laid, ya jackwagon."
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What we have here is a failure to communicate.
On this episode of The Kooks of Hazzard.
"Sherriff, have you ever played Turkish Prison?", asked the Vice Pesident.
"Don't ask, don't tell, Joe"?
Vinney
Joe Biden channels Barney Frank.
Ver Word: Comesse
"Mr. Vice President, this is a big f*ckin' deal"!
Vinney
Uncle Joe said "well Mr Vice President, I guess you have no interest in coming back to Hooterville with me!"
Officer: "Screw you... I work for Mel Brooks."
...and the very next day the department received a $250,000 check in stimulus funding.
"I once killed a man with my fat roll."
"Let me tell you, they are gonna test this guy. Maybe not next week or next month, but some criminal will test him"
Good thing the chief moved his wallet out of his cargo packet.
Sorry officer I was just flashing back to the Vice Presidential debate.
Police Captain: "You know, those plugs don't look have bad."
Joe fails to get out of a speeding ticket.
Joe fails to notice that others are noticing him...
...so what'll you do if'n I say "Green Light," Mr. Biden?
Bubba thawt bubble; "Sheesh; this'n is more uncomfterble than when muh wife told me 'bout the Seckertary a State checkin' her implants fer leaks..."
v word - surocid - Te Sherrif there probably has it on his liver.
Sorry Mr. Veep, but I ain't clean OR articulate.
Biden uses the 'Senator Craig approach', without having to tap his foot.
Guy peering over Biden's shoulder clearly has VP-ness Envy.
-OR-
Biden's Thawtbubble: "Don't TAZE me, bro!"
-OR-
Easily confused by uniforms, Biden thnks the Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy is applicable here.
-OR-
Butterfly Effect & Chaos Theory
Through the power of still photography, Joe's perfectly innocent attempt to stop Sheriff Buford from nervously tapping his foot would torpedo plans for pink jail cells and pink prison uniforms thousands of miles away.
Says To Joe Plugs
"You F'd the whole country,
but you're NOT F'n me!"
Sheriff Justice's thought bubble:
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker.
"Ya said there wuz gonna be do-nuts."
Head Cop thinks: "That is a nice power blue tie...."
Poor Joe. You're supposed to cop a feel, not feel a cop.
Unfortunately for the Vice President, he was hitting on the very same airport security cop that busted Senator Craig...
The Vice President attempts to manufacture a new 'stimulus job'...
W.C. Fields hated to work with kids, animals and now fools.
VW - yofec yofec your own self
" Go away boy, ya bother me"
In his memoirs, Joe Biden will finally admit that all the stupid things he'd said and done while vice president were done on purpose just to piss off Obamalama.
WordVerify: woodynd - old beach boy song - "woodynd it be nice..."
James Bond? I knew James Bond. He was a friend of mine.... and Joe, you're no James Bond.
Joe Biden brings his buddy John Madden to "Sheriff's Anonymous" - attempting to stop him from delivering subpoenas to all of the Senate Democrats.
Wait for it...
Wait for it...
Waaaaaaaait for it...
More misdirected stimulus attempts.
WAY misdirected.
Chief Gillespie was flatout disgusted with Mr. Tibb's white yankee 'roommate'.
"Tell you what. Your hand forgets about my knee and my foot will never find your asshole."
"Go ahead punk! Make my day."
"Niagara Falls?.... Slowly I turned...."
"So let's chug on over to mamby pamby land and get you laid, ya jackwagon."
"The Wizard of Oz 2010" - Updated remake finds Donny's house landing in OZ, only to see the dead feet of Joy Behar curl up under the rubble.
There was a lot of crying the day that Capitalism finally died....but Biden was faking it.
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