Monday, October 25, 2010

Joe Biden Likes Teh Glee, Apparently

Moonbattery


1. "I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine."

2. "Sheriff, isn't there some... other way... to deal with this little speeding ticket?"

3. "Um, Mr. Vice President... today is Monday. Your campaign stop for congressman Frank is on Tuesday!"

4. "We could sure use the endorsement of the Brokeback County law enforcement community... IYKWIMAIITYD."

5. "Joe, you really gotta stop hanging out in the sauna with Rahm Emmanuel. This is not proper man etiquette."

Best of Dr. Doom
"Sherriff, have you ever played Turkish Prison?", asked the Vice Pesident.

Best of Vinney
"Mr. Vice President, this is a big f*ckin' deal"!

Best of Double the U
...and the very next day the department received a $250,000 check in stimulus funding.

Best of Rodney Dill
"I once killed a man with my fat roll."

Best of Army of Dad
Good thing the chief moved his wallet out of his cargo packet.

Best of Steve O
Joe fails to get out of a speeding ticket.

Best of Submariner
Sorry Mr. Veep, but I ain't clean OR articulate.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Guy peering over Biden's shoulder clearly has VP-ness Envy.

Best of robert
Sheriff Justice's thought bubble: Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker.

Threadwinner: Justin
Poor Joe. You're supposed to cop a feel, not feel a cop.

Best of JohnS1959
Unfortunately for the Vice President, he was hitting on the very same airport security cop that busted Senator Craig...

Best of Rodney Dill
"So let's chug on over to mamby pamby land and get you laid, ya jackwagon."

42 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

Rodney Dill said...

On this episode of The Kooks of Hazzard.

Dr. Doom said...

"Sherriff, have you ever played Turkish Prison?", asked the Vice Pesident.

Anonymous said...

"Don't ask, don't tell, Joe"?

Vinney

sonicfrog said...

Joe Biden channels Barney Frank.

Ver Word: Comesse

Anonymous said...

"Mr. Vice President, this is a big f*ckin' deal"!

Vinney

blue said...

Uncle Joe said "well Mr Vice President, I guess you have no interest in coming back to Hooterville with me!"

Rodney Dill said...

Officer: "Screw you... I work for Mel Brooks."

Double the U said...

...and the very next day the department received a $250,000 check in stimulus funding.

Rodney Dill said...

"I once killed a man with my fat roll."

Army of Dad said...

"Let me tell you, they are gonna test this guy. Maybe not next week or next month, but some criminal will test him"

Army of Dad said...

Good thing the chief moved his wallet out of his cargo packet.

Army of Dad said...

Sorry officer I was just flashing back to the Vice Presidential debate.

Anonymous said...

Police Captain: "You know, those plugs don't look have bad."

Steve O said...

Joe fails to get out of a speeding ticket.

Submariner said...

Joe fails to notice that others are noticing him...

Submariner said...

...so what'll you do if'n I say "Green Light," Mr. Biden?

Submariner said...

Bubba thawt bubble; "Sheesh; this'n is more uncomfterble than when muh wife told me 'bout the Seckertary a State checkin' her implants fer leaks..."




v word - surocid - Te Sherrif there probably has it on his liver.

Submariner said...

Sorry Mr. Veep, but I ain't clean OR articulate.

Oiao said...

Biden uses the 'Senator Craig approach', without having to tap his foot.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Guy peering over Biden's shoulder clearly has VP-ness Envy.

-OR-

Biden's Thawtbubble: "Don't TAZE me, bro!"

-OR-

Easily confused by uniforms, Biden thnks the Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy is applicable here.

-OR-

Butterfly Effect & Chaos Theory
Through the power of still photography, Joe's perfectly innocent attempt to stop Sheriff Buford from nervously tapping his foot would torpedo plans for pink jail cells and pink prison uniforms thousands of miles away.

Anonymous said...

Says To Joe Plugs
"You F'd the whole country,
but you're NOT F'n me!"

robert said...

Sheriff Justice's thought bubble:

Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker.

Rodney Dill said...

"Ya said there wuz gonna be do-nuts."

Anonymous said...

Head Cop thinks: "That is a nice power blue tie...."

Justin said...

Poor Joe. You're supposed to cop a feel, not feel a cop.

JohnS1959 said...

Unfortunately for the Vice President, he was hitting on the very same airport security cop that busted Senator Craig...

JohnS1959 said...

The Vice President attempts to manufacture a new 'stimulus job'...

Spin said...

W.C. Fields hated to work with kids, animals and now fools.



VW - yofec yofec your own self

Spin said...

" Go away boy, ya bother me"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

In his memoirs, Joe Biden will finally admit that all the stupid things he'd said and done while vice president were done on purpose just to piss off Obamalama.

WordVerify: woodynd - old beach boy song - "woodynd it be nice..."

Rodney Dill said...

James Bond? I knew James Bond. He was a friend of mine.... and Joe, you're no James Bond.

Mr. Hankey said...

Joe Biden brings his buddy John Madden to "Sheriff's Anonymous" - attempting to stop him from delivering subpoenas to all of the Senate Democrats.

Steve O said...

Wait for it...
Wait for it...
Waaaaaaaait for it...

Steve O said...

More misdirected stimulus attempts.

WAY misdirected.

Matt the K said...

Chief Gillespie was flatout disgusted with Mr. Tibb's white yankee 'roommate'.

Rodney Dill said...

"Tell you what. Your hand forgets about my knee and my foot will never find your asshole."

Rodney Dill said...

"Go ahead punk! Make my day."

Rodney Dill said...

"Niagara Falls?.... Slowly I turned...."

Rodney Dill said...

"So let's chug on over to mamby pamby land and get you laid, ya jackwagon."

Mr. Hankey said...

"The Wizard of Oz 2010" - Updated remake finds Donny's house landing in OZ, only to see the dead feet of Joy Behar curl up under the rubble.

Mr. Hankey said...

There was a lot of crying the day that Capitalism finally died....but Biden was faking it.