Friday, October 29, 2010

It Wasn't Funny When Ted Danson Did It and It ain't funny when you Twinks do it


1. "Wow, the fat coach and the wide receiver are really going at it."

2. You guys are just trying to make the Tea Party look back.

3. Folsom Street comes to Coal Country.

4. Two of the youths were able to identify the man who molested them, while the third suggestively implied it really wasn't so bad.

5. Andrew Sullivan's Google Image Search for 'filthy black boys...' yadda yadda yadda...

Best of blue
Rejects from the Fighting Aryans cheerleader contest

Best of Rodney Dill
...and Don Imus was once again in the news...

Best of Vinney
The rescued Chilean coal miners revealed that costume parties became key to their survival.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
darkened skin + exposed underwear + funny headgear ... it's the Halloween Wiggers Ball!

Best of prince of leaves
Guy in helmet thought bubble: "Whoa...the shirtless guys on the other side have chest hair and actual upper body mass...suddenly I feel so puny and inadequate in my shamelessly-displayed pubescent boyish scrawniness..."

Best of Submariner
Now; let's go score with THOSE Grambling cheerleaders.


ATDHE-A

24 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

USC's most famous alumnus, Secret Agent Man, and his side kick, Safety Boy, meet up with the Caped Crusader at the Southern Decadence Festival in New Orleans.

Dr. Doom said...

"Man", shouted Steve, "Look at those guys over there. How ghey can you get?"

blue said...

rejects from the Fighting Aryans cheerleader contest

Oiao said...

Where will you be when your 'boy toy' laxative kicks in?

dadoctah said...

They just aren't making ninjas like they used to.

Rodney Dill said...

Our Superheroes know the difference between shit and Shinola. (Thank God)

Rodney Dill said...

...and Don Imus was once again in the news...

Rodney Dill said...

Glee Club episode of the Baracky Horror Picture Show.

molson said...

It's genetic. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Anonymous said...

The rescued Chilean coal miners revealed that costume parties became key to their survival.

Vinney

Carpe Phlogiston said...

darkened skin + exposed underwear + funny headgear ... it's the Halloween Wiggers Ball!

-OR-

To expand their blight into middle america, MS-13 holds equal opportunity try outs in Iowa.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Uh Oh! I told you guys not to say that about his mom. Now Number 81 is headed this way to kick our asses!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hobbit director Peter Jackson knew he was in trouble as soon as he saw the union scabs vying for parts as Uruk Hai warriors.

dub said...

It started off as a funny gag, but when they saw their credit reports the next day, none were laughing.

Oiao said...

Retirement account crushed! $1.5 M

Health Care Plan destroyed! Another $750 a month.

Selling assets to pay taxes! Only that 1967 Fastback last month.

Working at Mc D's to pay the water bill! Back to earning minimum wage.

Seeing this picture of your kid on Facebook pissing away another $100K on tuition at a Progressivly Liberal University = Priceless!

prince of leaves said...

Guy in helmet thought bubble: "Whoa...the shirtless guys on the other side have chest hair and actual upper body mass...suddenly I feel so puny and inadequate in my shamelessly-displayed pubescent boyish scrawniness..."

prince of leaves said...

"We got halfway dressed up as post-lame-duck scorched-earth Democrat congressmen for the Halloween party, but dammit, nobody was willing to sacrifice a down pillow to the cause, and we had to improvise."

Submariner said...

Uh, guys? You're SURE that black Sharpie washes off with soap and water, right?

Submariner said...

Now; let's go score with THOSE Grambling cheerleaders.


ATDHE-A

Submariner said...

Cap This! Standard #117:

What in the Hell IS that?

Submariner said...

Look at those posers over there... uh, wait: is that a mirror?

jj said...

Lions fans will do anything to avoid being recognized in public.

dadoctah said...

Cap This! Standard #117:

What in the Hell IS that?


Cap This! Standard #206:

Aiieee! Gojira!!!

Kaptain Krude said...

"Oh my God! Sullivan's on the prowl! Run for your virginity!"



wv: herout - That's either "he rout" or "her out", and either way that's a caption if I ever saw one.