Tuesday, October 19, 2010

The Importance of Being Frank


1. "I bet with a little bullying, we could get this twisted old fruit to hang himself. Who's with me?"

2. "Now, how can you keep your pimp hand strong with those limp little wrists."

3. As Billy blathered on and on, all Barney Frank could think of was that sixteen year old page with the tight little ass whose shirt tail was always coming out of his pants. He moved his hands strategically to conceal his arousal.

4. "So, I got a question for you NAMBLA folk, when you stick a cigar in a little boy's butt..."

5. "Oh, look, Barney, here come three of your friends. You should turn over that stool so they all have a place to sit."

15 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

The King of Spin introduces the Queen of Congress...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The guy who doesn't inhale introduces the guy who doesn't swallow.

-OR-

We members of the Loser's Club need to stick together, which is why I've come here today to introduce my favorite loser... Bawney Fwank!

-OR-

Typical Democrat Rally
While Bawney was watching a school bus discharge the all boys lacrosse team next door, nobody in the audience realized that a cardboard cutout was standing in for Clinton.

USMC2841 said...

"This hand has not had sexual relations with that man."

jj said...

Bill: "In a demonstration of liberal tolerance, watch me backhand this bitch".

Bwarney: "You do that and I'll hit you with my purse"

dadoctah said...

"This is Barney. He's been like this since birth. Won't you help? Operators are standing by."

Submariner said...

Be vewy, vewy cawefuwh when offewing a hand to Bawney; you nevewh know whewe he wiww stick it.

Submariner said...

Bawney's thought bubble"What a fist that wouwd make!"

Submariner said...

Bawney's thought bubble: "My Gaia! That smewws wike Chwis Mathews!"





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molson said...

Vote for Barney and help us queen up this fall.

Adriane said...

Ang Lee's remake of Victor/Victoria ...

blue said...

"...take my friend, please!"

Anonymous said...

"Barney, I love a BJ just as much as the next guy, but not from you."

Vinney

divine miss m said...

Millions of children all over the world burst into tears upon seeing the real Barney.

racerboy said...

You must be at least this ghey to ride this Barney.

Kaptain Krude said...

molson said...

Vote for Barney and help us queen up this fall.

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Goddammit! This thread's over.