1. Hans und Gunther prepare for another bountiful harvest of Obama campaign rhetoric.
2. "Little boys, liederhosen, cowsh-t... we're just one trained schnauzer and a gimp suit away from my ultimate fantasy," Sullivan whimpered excitedly. It was a lie, of course. Sullivan's ultimate fantasy involved carrying Obama's caramel-colored baby.
3. The Enumclaw Fetish boys were two more jobs "created or saved" by the Obama Stimulus.
4. ORA: Rich Iott's children working on the family farm.
5. "I figure as long as we're dressed as little Swiss boys, no one will make us stick a finger in Hillary."
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Ang Lee remakes "Hansel and Gretel" with predictable, yet horrifying results.
Best of HLam
"Now Franz, if you pull up da tail, put this stick in, and swirl it around a little, you'll see where I get the "sweet chocolates" for Her Teacher!"
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I don't know what father means, but when we walk down here, he sighs and says, "Son, someday you'll have your pick of all these girls and won't give a damn if your wife is frigid."
Best of Mr. Hankey
I don't know why - but we're supposed to leave them out & ready for the U.S. First Lady's arrival.
Best of jj
Let's piss off AlGore and feed these cows refried beans!
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"...and if you stand on a stump everything fits together..."
Best of robert
I know I left my watch around here somewhere... oh where could it be?
Best of JohnS1959
Mongo developed a fine eye for bovine mounts in his youth. This would serve him well later in the attack on Rock Ridge.
Best of dadoctah
An hour or so later, after the laughter died down, they explained to little Reinhold that "cowpoke" was just an expression.
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Ang Lee remakes "Hansel and Gretel" with predictable, yet horrifying results.
"Look! The House Democratic Caucus!"
Gunther and Fritz finally learn where Obambi's policies come from.
Ahnolds childhood prepared him well for dealing with the California Congress.
"Now Franz, if you pull up da tail, put this stick in, and swirl it around a little, you'll see where I get the "sweet chocolates" for Her Teacher!"
Okay, Hans, to join our gang, you have to pretend you're the little Dutch boy and plug the holes in the dike. Time to beat... 3min 24sec. GO!
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I don't know what father means, but when we walk down here, he sighs and says, "Son, someday you'll have your pick of all these girls and won't give a damn if your wife is frigid."
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Improvisational entertainment down on the farm -
"Wait for it... wait for it..." BRAAAPPPPPP "Ooh Yeah! Wait for it... wait for it... wait for it..."
CapThis Can't Believe I Missed This One The First Time Around Caption #47:
"Now iz ze time on Sprockets ven ze cows fart!"
At "Red Lobster," you pick your Lobster from the tank when you walk in. At Enumclaw's "Swiss Sizzler," you choose your steak the same way...
I don't know why - but we're supposed to leave them out & ready for the U.S. First Lady's arrival.
Let's piss off AlGore and feed these cows refried beans!
"...and if you stand on a stump everything fits together..."
I know I left my watch around here somewhere... oh where could it be?
Angus Beef... Beef Anuses...
Johann and Franz learn the subtle differences at a young age.
In this photo from the early 1970's two young men are seen inspecting the East German Womens' Track and Field Team preparing to depart for the Munich Olympics
"From left to right, I've named them, 'Michelle,' 'Hillary,' 'Nancy,' 'Barbra,' 'Barbara,' 'Patty,' 'Elena,'..."
"I appreciate you inviting me along, Helmut, but frankly I'm more of a tit man."
Mongo developed a fine eye for bovine mounts in his youth. This would serve him well later in the attack on Rock Ridge.
Where economic policy comes from.
Udder confusion sets in as the poor lads were shocked that Prince Charles and his clones had decided to pay a visit.
Looks like ve'll haff a gut time at der schwinging party, tonight, eh Franz?
Hey Gunther did you remember to bring the bread?
"Fritz, bovine proctology, that's where the money is."
Vinney
Safe Sex: Wisconsin style.
An hour or so later, after the laughter died down, they explained to little Reinhold that "cowpoke" was just an expression.
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