Wednesday, October 13, 2010

I wanna be a Cowboy

Brender


1. Hans und Gunther prepare for another bountiful harvest of Obama campaign rhetoric.

2. "Little boys, liederhosen, cowsh-t... we're just one trained schnauzer and a gimp suit away from my ultimate fantasy," Sullivan whimpered excitedly. It was a lie, of course. Sullivan's ultimate fantasy involved carrying Obama's caramel-colored baby.

3. The Enumclaw Fetish boys were two more jobs "created or saved" by the Obama Stimulus.

4. ORA: Rich Iott's children working on the family farm.

5. "I figure as long as we're dressed as little Swiss boys, no one will make us stick a finger in Hillary."

Best of GregMan
Ang Lee remakes "Hansel and Gretel" with predictable, yet horrifying results.

Best of HLam
"Now Franz, if you pull up da tail, put this stick in, and swirl it around a little, you'll see where I get the "sweet chocolates" for Her Teacher!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I don't know what father means, but when we walk down here, he sighs and says, "Son, someday you'll have your pick of all these girls and won't give a damn if your wife is frigid."

Best of Mr. Hankey
I don't know why - but we're supposed to leave them out & ready for the U.S. First Lady's arrival.

Best of jj
Let's piss off AlGore and feed these cows refried beans!

Best of blue
"...and if you stand on a stump everything fits together..."

Best of robert
I know I left my watch around here somewhere... oh where could it be?

Best of JohnS1959
Mongo developed a fine eye for bovine mounts in his youth. This would serve him well later in the attack on Rock Ridge.

Best of dadoctah
An hour or so later, after the laughter died down, they explained to little Reinhold that "cowpoke" was just an expression.

25 comments:

GregMan said...

Ang Lee remakes "Hansel and Gretel" with predictable, yet horrifying results.

GregMan said...

"Look! The House Democratic Caucus!"

GregMan said...

Gunther and Fritz finally learn where Obambi's policies come from.

HLam said...

Ahnolds childhood prepared him well for dealing with the California Congress.

HLam said...

"Now Franz, if you pull up da tail, put this stick in, and swirl it around a little, you'll see where I get the "sweet chocolates" for Her Teacher!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Okay, Hans, to join our gang, you have to pretend you're the little Dutch boy and plug the holes in the dike. Time to beat... 3min 24sec. GO!

-OR-

I don't know what father means, but when we walk down here, he sighs and says, "Son, someday you'll have your pick of all these girls and won't give a damn if your wife is frigid."

-OR-

Improvisational entertainment down on the farm -
"Wait for it... wait for it..." BRAAAPPPPPP "Ooh Yeah! Wait for it... wait for it... wait for it..."

GregMan said...

CapThis Can't Believe I Missed This One The First Time Around Caption #47:

"Now iz ze time on Sprockets ven ze cows fart!"

Submariner said...

At "Red Lobster," you pick your Lobster from the tank when you walk in. At Enumclaw's "Swiss Sizzler," you choose your steak the same way...

Mr. Hankey said...

I don't know why - but we're supposed to leave them out & ready for the U.S. First Lady's arrival.

jj said...

Let's piss off AlGore and feed these cows refried beans!

blue said...

"...and if you stand on a stump everything fits together..."

robert said...

I know I left my watch around here somewhere... oh where could it be?

metalgarth said...

Angus Beef... Beef Anuses...

Johann and Franz learn the subtle differences at a young age.

Dr. Doom said...

In this photo from the early 1970's two young men are seen inspecting the East German Womens' Track and Field Team preparing to depart for the Munich Olympics

Jay Guevara said...

"From left to right, I've named them, 'Michelle,' 'Hillary,' 'Nancy,' 'Barbra,' 'Barbara,' 'Patty,' 'Elena,'..."

dadoctah said...

"I appreciate you inviting me along, Helmut, but frankly I'm more of a tit man."

JohnS1959 said...

Mongo developed a fine eye for bovine mounts in his youth. This would serve him well later in the attack on Rock Ridge.

Steve O said...

Where economic policy comes from.

Submariner said...
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sonicfrog said...

Udder confusion sets in as the poor lads were shocked that Prince Charles and his clones had decided to pay a visit.

Submariner said...

Looks like ve'll haff a gut time at der schwinging party, tonight, eh Franz?

molson said...

Hey Gunther did you remember to bring the bread?

Anonymous said...

"Fritz, bovine proctology, that's where the money is."

Vinney

dadoctah said...

Safe Sex: Wisconsin style.

dadoctah said...

An hour or so later, after the laughter died down, they explained to little Reinhold that "cowpoke" was just an expression.