Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Hot Chicks, Douchebags, and Shadow Puppetry


1. The School for the Deaf has finally revamped its sign language courses.

2. Cap This Classic: "Confident! Confident! Dry and Secure!"

3. After hanging out with Dub, Thing became equally averse to the slightest hint of a belly roll.

4. "The outfit? AoM had a yard sale."

5. "Well, doc, it started out as a lump on my ass. Then, it grew into Pete Wentz."

10 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

A different kind of tailgate party.

-OR-

Sweaty Palms
Two hands spotted each other from across a crowded room and felt an instant attraction. Now, two sets of fingers will try to hook up. The night is young.

-OR-

Poke the Inny requires nothing but hand/eye coordination and a drunk chick. Jeff approaches things head on, while Floyd employs the tricky come from behind gambit.

dub said...

Hey baby...can I stick my lil Chilean up your mine shaft?

JohnS1959 said...

"Man, that hypnotism course is really paying off", thought Petey, "Now all I need is to catch Chuck Schumer, Hillary Clinton, and Barbara Mikulski together in public and I will be able to rule the world!"

JohnS1959 said...

"Quickly Thing, take the picture", shouted Bob, "The guys in the chess club will never believe this."

jj said...

Tim, trying to hit Matt with his world famous booger flick, misses horribly and hits Heather in the hip.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Wow, this is the weirdest gynecology exam I've ever had," Candy thought. Then, upon remembering her internship with Hillary, corrected herself. "Second weirdest."


wv: lakercal - Cal worked hard for his nickname, but was really a Boston Celtic fan.

Steve O said...

"Dude! I think that one stripper was like, totally into me. I'm totally sure she digs me!

Think she'll go out?"

dadoctah said...

And they voted Hasselhoff off?!

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

After his friends had stuffed his panties with dollar bills, Josh unzipped the stripper costume and laughed heartily at their discomfort.

Anonymous said...

It was sweeps week on America's Got Talent.

Vinney