HT: Heather Radish
Best of blue
And if I can get my butt down to this size, I can wear the blue flags as dresses.....
Best of dub
Why am I craving pancakes all of a sudden?
Best of prince of leaves
"Seriously, the asses on those trashy European chicks weren't even this big...combined!"
Best of Jay Guevara
"So I turns around and looks in the bowl, and for real, it was this big..."
Best of JohnS1959
"Let them eat, five, five, five dollar foot longs", sang the First Lady.
Best of Oiao
"I could have never gotten into that Chilean Mine Rescue Capsule because if be about this wide, and my ass is ..............?
Best of dadoctah
It never even occurred to me that the FLOTUS was a theremin virtuoso....
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I've seen pictures of octomom's birth canal and I swear it's this wide.
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"... and lets me tell you- the first black president Bill Clinton is hung like this - Barack, being only half black is pint sized...
Best of Army of Dad
"Den dey says 'let the wookie win'!"
Best of Kaptain Krude
"as for your own obvious racism, V the K, your blog: nice use of racist “ebonics” in your dialogue captions between the me and my daughter. We get it. You’re a racist. As are your parents.