Best of blue
And if I can get my butt down to this size, I can wear the blue flags as dresses.....
Best of dub
Why am I craving pancakes all of a sudden?
Best of prince of leaves
"Seriously, the asses on those trashy European chicks weren't even this big...combined!"
Best of Jay Guevara
"So I turns around and looks in the bowl, and for real, it was this big..."
Best of JohnS1959
"Let them eat, five, five, five dollar foot longs", sang the First Lady.
Best of Oiao
"I could have never gotten into that Chilean Mine Rescue Capsule because if be about this wide, and my ass is ..............?
Best of dadoctah
It never even occurred to me that the FLOTUS was a theremin virtuoso....
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I've seen pictures of octomom's birth canal and I swear it's this wide.
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"... and lets me tell you- the first black president Bill Clinton is hung like this - Barack, being only half black is pint sized...
Best of Army of Dad
"Den dey says 'let the wookie win'!"
Best of Kaptain Krude
"as for your own obvious racism, V the K, your blog: nice use of racist “ebonics” in your dialogue captions between the me and my daughter. We get it. You’re a racist. As are your parents.
Scumbag.
Next question."
25 comments:
It is this big...wha? Barack? Oh good heavens no, I am talking about the lies Barack told you.
& if I can gets my butt down to this size, I can wear the blue flags as dresses.....
I's be tellin you for da real...I tooks me a crap that was thiiiis big. I think it might be a record.
Why am I craving pancakes all of a sudden?
So I was riding Walters Magin Wand, which really IS this big, tell the cows came home...
"Seriously, the asses on those trashy European chicks weren't even this big...combined!"
"So then she puts a hand on each shoulder, purses her lips like this, and *sswwwwwwwwooooooo* sucks all their life-force out!" Sensing a vulnerability, Team Obama begins preemptively sabotaging Hillary's 2012 challenge.
[psst, VtK: http://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/5075924943/]
"So I turns around and looks in the bowl, and for real, it was this big..."
"Let them eat, five, five, five dollar foot longs", sang the First Lady.
"I could have never gotten into that Chilean Mine Rescue Capsule because if be about this wide, and my ass is ..............?
It never even occurred to me that the FLOTUS was a theremin virtuoso....
"Honey, my ass is so big, so big that when I sit around the White House, I really sit 'around' the white house!"
White House Physician tells me I gots ta stop sneaking up being O and popping his ears. It's causing some hearing loss.
-OR-
Nope, O doesn't really have a grand design for the country. Not even a huge idea. But, I'm sure it's bigger than a breadbox.
-OR-
I've seen pictures of octomom's birth canal and I swear it's this wide.
-OR-
Well, if the lies congress tells the public are as big as a football field, I'd say Barack's are only this big. Hey... stop laughing!
-OR-
Let's give a big round of applause to Rufus Tyrone Spronklin, the only ebonics-taught high school graduate in the US to get a job... and in the communications field! Oh... he's just a newspaper deliveryboy? Well, still...
"... and lets me tell you- the first black president Bill Clinton is hung like this - Barack, being only half black is pint sized...
I tell ya, there ain't no place in DC serves a slab this big...
ADHE
"I tells you, Barry say Frank Marshall Davis' crank be this big. And Barry, he loves him some reeeal big man-meat, so he know."
CapThis Standard Caption #423: "I saw Hillary's, and sheeeit, it be THIS big!"
CapThis Standard Caption #424: "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu ftaghn!"
"Den dey says 'let the wookie win'!"
I.SAID.I'M.OPEN.KOBE.DAMMIT.
"The first time I saw Barack naked, I let him get this close before I shut him down. Believe dat!"
"as for your own obvious racism, V the K, your blog: nice use of racist “ebonics” in your dialogue captions between the me and my daughter. We get it. You’re a racist. As are your parents.
Scumbag.
Next question."
"And I came thiiiiiiis close to slapping the taste out of that chalk-faced whore. It was such a nice dream, I hated to wake up. But no, Meg Whitman would not be an improvement over Arnold. Next question?"
"Missed it by that much", said the First Lady while responding to a question on Mr. Obama's handling of the economy.
If you're happy and you know it,
Clap your hands.
If you're happy and you know it,
And you really want to show it.
Vinney
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