Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Feather McStripeylegs


1. Cher was distraught when her cloned organ bank escaped from the clonus facility.

2. "Damn, look at those hippies wailing for trees. They look really stupid."

3. Who would have thought sweet young Joan Jett would grow up to be a diesel dyke.

4. "How convenient," thought Hillary. "I love it when hitchhikers bring their own trunks to dispose of their dismembered remains."

5. Being shunned by the football team was only the beginning of Billy's downward, transgendered spiral.

13 comments:

Double the U said...

What is Chrissie Hynde pretending to be now?

Spin said...

San Quentin Quail

dadoctah said...

Now the Republicans have gone too far! Banning animal-human hybrids may have been a bad idea when it resulted in mice with fully-functioning human brains, but who could possibly disapprove of this lovely pheasant woman?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Once upon a time a messiah promised all the little faeries that the sky wouldn't fall if they picked him to prop it up with Hope and Change. Change got blown up by a debt bomb. Now, Hope's packed up her bags and left town. ~The End~

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Looks like the BangBus just found another passenger.

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Best invasion plan by aliens bent on conquering the US... pose as helpless waifs, hitch a ride and assimilate. Clarification: That's aliens from a different planet. Illegals don't assimilate.

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I wonder if Sweety will buy this - "Hon, look what followed me home! Can we keep her? I promise to take real good care of her."

Rodney Dill said...

Survivor - Central Park

Dr. Doom said...

Lisa's tribal name was 'Spreads Her Wings'. Naturally she was very popular...

Rodney Dill said...

Nice chest

Dr. Doom said...

"How was the hunting trip?", asked Bob's wife upon his return. "Well I bagged a young pheasant but I had to eat it in out in the bush", he replied.

HLam said...

Pocahontas was tired of John Smith stepping out on her. "Fighting the savages my ass." He'd come home to find his backs packed and out on the front step of the teepee.

Anonymous said...

"Do you think anyone would notice if I take a crap in the woods"?

Vinney

molson said...

Dammit Clem. I said use the silver duct tape.

Adriane said...

I've heard of organic shampoos but this is ridiculous ...

Merovign said...

You look uncomfortable on that trunk. Here, let me get you a nice soft bed.