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What is Chrissie Hynde pretending to be now?
San Quentin Quail
Now the Republicans have gone too far! Banning animal-human hybrids may have been a bad idea when it resulted in mice with fully-functioning human brains, but who could possibly disapprove of this lovely pheasant woman?
Once upon a time a messiah promised all the little faeries that the sky wouldn't fall if they picked him to prop it up with Hope and Change. Change got blown up by a debt bomb. Now, Hope's packed up her bags and left town. ~The End~-OR-Looks like the BangBus just found another passenger.-OR-Best invasion plan by aliens bent on conquering the US... pose as helpless waifs, hitch a ride and assimilate. Clarification: That's aliens from a different planet. Illegals don't assimilate.-OR-I wonder if Sweety will buy this - "Hon, look what followed me home! Can we keep her? I promise to take real good care of her."
Survivor - Central Park
Lisa's tribal name was 'Spreads Her Wings'. Naturally she was very popular...
"How was the hunting trip?", asked Bob's wife upon his return. "Well I bagged a young pheasant but I had to eat it in out in the bush", he replied.
Pocahontas was tired of John Smith stepping out on her. "Fighting the savages my ass." He'd come home to find his backs packed and out on the front step of the teepee.
"Do you think anyone would notice if I take a crap in the woods"?Vinney
Dammit Clem. I said use the silver duct tape.
I've heard of organic shampoos but this is ridiculous ...
You look uncomfortable on that trunk. Here, let me get you a nice soft bed.
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