Sunday, October 31, 2010

Every Halloween Needs a Witch




Best of prince of leaves
In an artist's loft in San Francisco, Nancy Pelosi poses for her Hero of the American Soviet People statue.

Best of Oiao
"Yes! I am going to write a book after I quit the house in Jan 2011. You'll have to buy it first to find out what is in it!"

Best of Double the U
"You need to let us win the game before you see if you are enjoying it."

Best of Submariner
Where will YOU be when your musculature goes into botox seizure?

Best of JohnS1959
"Yay, they scored a touchdown!", screamed the Speaker at the World Series.

Best of dub
As Johnny vigorously serviced her cock, Nancy joyfully explained how she too helped save the world.

Best of Submariner
Botox Cocktail over here!

Best of Jack Reacher
ORA "Butt-scratcher!"

22 comments:

prince of leaves said...

As Queen Nancy's fortunes began to rapidly fail, so too did the crispness of her Sovereign's Wave.

prince of leaves said...

In an artist's loft in San Francisco, Nancy Pelosi poses for her Hero of the American Soviet People statue.

prince of leaves said...

Nancy at the World Series: "I'll tell you what, you *give* me five of those hot dogs, you keep one for yourself, and everyone comes out ahead!"

Oiao said...

"Yes! I am going to write a book after I quit the house in Jan 2011. You'll have to buy it first to find out what is in it!"

Oiao said...

"Bush stole my broom! Bush stole my broom!"

Double the U said...

"You need to let us win the game before you see if you are enjoying it."

Anonymous said...

OK. You gave us the treat. Now we're going to give you the trick.

Vinney

Oiao said...

"Don't worry, the 111th Congress 'Appointed' all the Umpires!"

Oiao said...

Overheard from Nancy at the SF Game: "Don't bogart that joint, my friend...."

blue said...

get away from me kid, I want the spider!

Submariner said...

Where will YOU be when your musculature goes into botox seizure?



v word - troli - a pic and a trillion bucks or so late...

Kaptain Krude said...

"What do you mean, that's the worst mask you've ever seen? I'm not wearing a mas... Oh, you better run, Dorothy!"

JohnS1959 said...

"...and that is why we Democrats appeared not to be listening to the people and voted for Obamacare and Stimulus legislation. So you see, you really can trust us and vote for us. You can see that can't you?", pleaded the Speaker at the only place she could go where people wouldn't leave their seats to get a way from her...

JohnS1959 said...

VIP Air Force G4 Ride across the country: Cost to the Tax Payer - $23,500
Box Seats at the World Series: CTP - $4600
Sushi and champagne: CTP - $1250
Seeing Nancy get hammered by a foul liner: CTP - worth every penny

JohnS1959 said...

"Yay, they scored a touchdown!", screamed the Speaker at the World Series.

HLam said...

Nancy Pelosi dresses as the Great Pumpkin for Halloween Night at the World Series.

dub said...

As Johnny vigorously serviced her cock, Nancy joyfully explained how she too helped save the world.

Submariner said...

There was a little mix-up at the game; Speaker Pelosi thought she was supposed to sing the National Anthem before the game. Her rendition of "Oh Canada" wasn't too bad...

Submariner said...

Botox Cocktail over here!

Jack Reacher said...

ORA "Butt-scratcher!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Seriously, Pelosi Stadium has a nice ring to it. If Robert Byrd could do it, why not?"

Submariner said...

No matter how many times Granny Nan hops a ride in the Delorean, nor how far back she goes, nor even what she tells herself; the results on Nov 2, 2010 are always the same...


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!