1. In a surprise announcement today, the Secretary of State announced that the US would drop all human rights criticisms of China, and went on to call the PRC, "the best frackin' country ever!"
2. The Lockettes.
3. PLA "family advisors" train on the latest abortion tools and techniques.
4. NPR employees drop their usual staid facades to celebrate the firing of Juan Williams.
5. ORA: More incriminating photos of Rich Iott emerge.
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Epilady Mark I was only on the market for four days before being hurriedly recalled.
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A cunning array of stunts.
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Look!! There is a chink in her armor!!
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The chorus line form the new Hong Kong hit musical "Fook Me, Ray Bradbury" struts their stuff
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The French surrendered shortly after the Chinese Army Ladies Auxiliary marched into Paris.
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It slices, It dices, It makes thousands of julienne fries.
My pants are loose
My boots are tight
my balls keep swinging
from left to YIKES!
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