1. In a surprise announcement today, the Secretary of State announced that the US would drop all human rights criticisms of China, and went on to call the PRC, "the best frackin' country ever!"
2. The Lockettes.
3. PLA "family advisors" train on the latest abortion tools and techniques.
4. NPR employees drop their usual staid facades to celebrate the firing of Juan Williams.
5. ORA: More incriminating photos of Rich Iott emerge.
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For a crose cumfortaber shave try the new Girrette extra rong razor.
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The Chinese method for removing crabs was primitive and too extreme for modern medical procedures.
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Epilady Mark I was only on the market for four days before being hurriedly recalled.
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Ladyboy Pride Day Parade in Thailand
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Yangtze Riverdance
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A cunning array of stunts.
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Look!! There is a chink in her armor!!
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The chorus line form the new Hong Kong hit musical "Fook Me, Ray Bradbury" struts their stuff
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The French surrendered shortly after the Chinese Army Ladies Auxiliary marched into Paris.
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It slices, It dices, It makes thousands of julienne fries.
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In communist China chastity belts cut you!
How nature says not to touch.
Typical commies, reworking the classics of the free world. Here there are doing the The Sword of Look At This
For a crose cumfortaber shave try the new Girrette extra rong razor.
wv: coches Very close, just missing a couple of letters
Good to know the American people arent the only ones taking a sharp sword up the ass these days.
After China took over, do it yourself sex change operations became popular.
Smile girls! I see a lot of lips, but no teeth!
The Chinese method for removing crabs was primative and too extreme for modern medical procedures.
Vinney
The Chinese method for removing crabs was primative and too extreme for modern medical procedures.
Vinney
Epilady Mark I was only on the market for four days before being hurriedly recalled.
The legs say yes but the swords say keep it in the barn so it's your call.
Korean Jews added a rather odd celebratory parade leading up to the actual bris...
Getting close enough to "hear the ocean" results in a Van Gogh impersonation.
After what happened to poor ol' SOTG, nobody else thought it would be funny to see if it was a "goose step" that they were performing.
We're gonna miss him...
I'm thinking I might just like the new synchronized sword swallower act at the Beijing Circus.
The Chinese Anti-morning After Pill Conservative Coalition offers up their alternative.
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The first Benihana franchise to open in Beijing... order the seared dog leg platter and the waitstaff gives you a complimentary set of ginsu knives.
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Ladyboy Pride Day Parade in Thailand
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Yangtze Riverdance
A cunning array of stunts.
They ain't shit with the swords, but they'll kick your nuts into next Wednesday.
How do a bazillion people stick to the 1-child limitation? Ancient Chinese secret, huh?
In a collective head-slap every stair railing said:
"So that's how they got it to go sideways"
It looks like the entire brigade is anti-bush.
No V.D., I.U.D., or M.S.G.
(wazzup, brother Subby! :)
Chinese Seabass Kebabs: UR DOIN IT RONG!
Look!! I can see her Mao Ze Dong!!
Look!! It's the Sunshine of her love!!
Look!! There is a chink in her armor!!
WV: furequ
Oh!! Now I understand why they are called Red Chinese!!
The chorus line form the new Hong Kong hit musical "Fook Me, Ray Bradbury" struts their stuff
Su Chin's form was excellent, but sooner or later Mi Peng was going to open a femoral artery.
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Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake!!
VOILA!!
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The French surrendered shortly after the Chinese Army Ladies Auxiliary marched into Paris.
Not hard to see why Chinese men don't march this way...
A perfect metaphor for Obamacare.
Got your goose!
It slices, It dices, It makes thousands of julienne fries.
GinSue
My pants are loose
My boots are tight
my balls keep swinging
from left to YIKES!
left
left
left right left
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