Friday, October 22, 2010

Easiest Gyno Exam Evah!

Al


1. In a surprise announcement today, the Secretary of State announced that the US would drop all human rights criticisms of China, and went on to call the PRC, "the best frackin' country ever!"

2. The Lockettes.

3. PLA "family advisors" train on the latest abortion tools and techniques.

4. NPR employees drop their usual staid facades to celebrate the firing of Juan Williams.

5. ORA: More incriminating photos of Rich Iott emerge.

Best of Army of Dad
For a crose cumfortaber shave try the new Girrette extra rong razor.

Best of Vinney
The Chinese method for removing crabs was primitive and too extreme for modern medical procedures.

Best of dadoctah
Epilady Mark I was only on the market for four days before being hurriedly recalled.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Ladyboy Pride Day Parade in Thailand

-OR-

Yangtze Riverdance

Best of Son Of The Godfather
A cunning array of stunts.

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
Look!! There is a chink in her armor!!

Best of blue
The chorus line form the new Hong Kong hit musical "Fook Me, Ray Bradbury" struts their stuff

Best of Dr. Doom
The French surrendered shortly after the Chinese Army Ladies Auxiliary marched into Paris.

Best of Rodney Dill
It slices, It dices, It makes thousands of julienne fries.
My pants are loose
My boots are tight
my balls keep swinging
from left to YIKES!
left
left
left right left

37 comments:

Army of Dad said...

In communist China chastity belts cut you!

Army of Dad said...

How nature says not to touch.

Army of Dad said...

Typical commies, reworking the classics of the free world. Here there are doing the The Sword of Look At This

Army of Dad said...

For a crose cumfortaber shave try the new Girrette extra rong razor.

wv: coches Very close, just missing a couple of letters

dub said...

Good to know the American people arent the only ones taking a sharp sword up the ass these days.

Double the U said...

After China took over, do it yourself sex change operations became popular.

Nose said...

Smile girls! I see a lot of lips, but no teeth!

Anonymous said...

The Chinese method for removing crabs was primative and too extreme for modern medical procedures.

Vinney

Anonymous said...

The Chinese method for removing crabs was primative and too extreme for modern medical procedures.

Vinney

dadoctah said...

Epilady Mark I was only on the market for four days before being hurriedly recalled.

molson said...

The legs say yes but the swords say keep it in the barn so it's your call.

Submariner said...

Korean Jews added a rather odd celebratory parade leading up to the actual bris...

Submariner said...

Getting close enough to "hear the ocean" results in a Van Gogh impersonation.

Submariner said...

After what happened to poor ol' SOTG, nobody else thought it would be funny to see if it was a "goose step" that they were performing.

We're gonna miss him...

Submariner said...

I'm thinking I might just like the new synchronized sword swallower act at the Beijing Circus.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Chinese Anti-morning After Pill Conservative Coalition offers up their alternative.

-OR-

The first Benihana franchise to open in Beijing... order the seared dog leg platter and the waitstaff gives you a complimentary set of ginsu knives.

-OR-

Ladyboy Pride Day Parade in Thailand

-OR-

Yangtze Riverdance

Son Of The Godfather said...

A cunning array of stunts.

Son Of The Godfather said...

They ain't shit with the swords, but they'll kick your nuts into next Wednesday.

Son Of The Godfather said...

How do a bazillion people stick to the 1-child limitation? Ancient Chinese secret, huh?

Spin said...

In a collective head-slap every stair railing said:

"So that's how they got it to go sideways"

Son Of The Godfather said...

It looks like the entire brigade is anti-bush.

Son Of The Godfather said...

No V.D., I.U.D., or M.S.G.

(wazzup, brother Subby! :)

prince of leaves said...

Chinese Seabass Kebabs: UR DOIN IT RONG!

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Look!! I can see her Mao Ze Dong!!

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Look!! It's the Sunshine of her love!!

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Look!! There is a chink in her armor!!



WV: furequ

blue said...

Oh!! Now I understand why they are called Red Chinese!!

blue said...

The chorus line form the new Hong Kong hit musical "Fook Me, Ray Bradbury" struts their stuff

Merovign said...

Su Chin's form was excellent, but sooner or later Mi Peng was going to open a femoral artery.

Rodney Dill said...


Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake!!
VOILA!!

Dr. Doom said...

The French surrendered shortly after the Chinese Army Ladies Auxiliary marched into Paris.

Dr. Doom said...

Not hard to see why Chinese men don't march this way...

Dr. Doom said...

A perfect metaphor for Obamacare.

Mr. Hankey said...

Got your goose!

Rodney Dill said...

It slices, It dices, It makes thousands of julienne fries.

Rodney Dill said...

GinSue

Rodney Dill said...

My pants are loose
My boots are tight
my balls keep swinging
from left to YIKES!
left
left
left right left