Saturday, October 30, 2010
The Dude, the Bong, and the Ugly
1. Helen Thomas and Alvin Greene prepare for a l-o-o-o-o-o-o-n-g election night.
2. "Michael Phelps had a garage sale."
3. "Some guy named Lileks is at the door, offering 50 bucks for the 1970's poster of zebras with trees coming outta their asses."
4. Senator Milkuski campaigns in a minority precinct.
5. "Daddy, I found this cache of pictures of Mommy with Dr. Zaius in Cancun, and I was wondering..."
Best of blue
I don't need no ED vacuum pump, I'm black!!
Best of Vinney
"Put that away you twit. I said at the end of every rainbow you can find a pot of gold...of gold"!
Best of Submariner
So you got this for me at Old Navy? Thanks, Dawn.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Leprechauns play evil practical jokes. Séamus just gave Willie a magic fleshlight... it's got teeth and it's hungry.
Best of Oiao
Another Richard Pryor moment in history.
"Quit your bitchin already. I just added some liter fluid to get it going."
Best of Adriane
You know, I sort of recognize a young Barack Obama, but damn! I had no idea Bill Ayers was that short!
Best of JohnS1959
The Travelocity Gnome likes to let his hair down on occasion.
Best of Rodney Dill
Goddam LOTR fans... I said I wanted a Vodka Gimlet