1. Helen Thomas and Alvin Greene prepare for a l-o-o-o-o-o-o-n-g election night.
2. "Michael Phelps had a garage sale."
3. "Some guy named Lileks is at the door, offering 50 bucks for the 1970's poster of zebras with trees coming outta their asses."
4. Senator Milkuski campaigns in a minority precinct.
5. "Daddy, I found this cache of pictures of Mommy with Dr. Zaius in Cancun, and I was wondering..."
Best of blue
I don't need no ED vacuum pump, I'm black!!
Best of Vinney
"Put that away you twit. I said at the end of every rainbow you can find a pot of gold...of gold"!
Best of Submariner
So you got this for me at Old Navy? Thanks, Dawn.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Leprechauns play evil practical jokes. Séamus just gave Willie a magic fleshlight... it's got teeth and it's hungry.
Best of Oiao
Another Richard Pryor moment in history.
"Quit your bitchin already. I just added some liter fluid to get it going."
Best of Adriane
You know, I sort of recognize a young Barack Obama, but damn! I had no idea Bill Ayers was that short!
Best of JohnS1959
The Travelocity Gnome likes to let his hair down on occasion.
Best of Rodney Dill
Goddam LOTR fans... I said I wanted a Vodka Gimlet
17 comments:
I don't need no ED vacuum pump, I'm black!!
"Put that away you twit. I said at the end of every rainbow you can find a pot of gold...of gold"!
Vinney
well we do have one thing in common - you being homeless & me being a troll - we both live under a bridge!
Sears: where America shops for just about everything.
Should work now, just needed a new screen my little sweet... I am sorry I didn't mean to call you little.
Funny, I remember "Rumplestiltskin" a bit different than the MSNBC expose...
So you got this for me at Old Navy? Thanks, Dawn.
"Naw ya can't hab no hit, It'll stunt yall's growth"
nice 2nd prise, too bad spiderman won 1 st prise
"I like dwarves, I think everyone should own one."
"I knew Henry Fonda, he was a friend of mine, and Ed, you're no Henry Fonda."
(ORA)
You've been on drugs way too long #937: You know you found a pretty white girl in the forest and sweet-talked her into staying at yo momma's house; but all the brothers keep saying she's ugly as a troll.
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I'm not a racist or homophobe for opposing interracial or ghey couplings. Apparently, most don't know - - that's where leprechauns come from. Spread the word people!
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Leroy's dads get him the worst pets. His pet goldfish were gummibears. His pet cat Mittens turned out to be a rat. He's about to learn that his pet gerbil is actually... um... not.
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Leprechauns play evil practical jokes. Séamus just gave Willie a magic fleshlight... it's got teeth and it's hungry.
WordVerify: matutrap - what Tyrone's building to catch hisself dinner. Look, a matu's about to take the bait!
Another Richard Prior moment in history.
"Quit your bitchin already. I just added some liter fluid to get it going."
You know, I sort of recognize a young Barack Obama, but damn! I had no idea Bill Ayers was that short!
Jamal discovers you really can get the good stuff at the medical marijuana shop in downtown Oakland...
The Travelocity Gnome likes to let his hair down on occasion.
"...and I don't know what happened to your M----- F------ pointy hat neither."
Goddam LOTR fans... I said I wanted a Vodka Gimlet
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