Saturday, October 30, 2010

The Dude, the Bong, and the Ugly


1. Helen Thomas and Alvin Greene prepare for a l-o-o-o-o-o-o-n-g election night.

2. "Michael Phelps had a garage sale."

3. "Some guy named Lileks is at the door, offering 50 bucks for the 1970's poster of zebras with trees coming outta their asses."

4. Senator Milkuski campaigns in a minority precinct.

5. "Daddy, I found this cache of pictures of Mommy with Dr. Zaius in Cancun, and I was wondering..."

Best of blue
I don't need no ED vacuum pump, I'm black!!

Best of Vinney
"Put that away you twit. I said at the end of every rainbow you can find a pot of gold...of gold"!

Best of Submariner
So you got this for me at Old Navy? Thanks, Dawn.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Leprechauns play evil practical jokes. Séamus just gave Willie a magic fleshlight... it's got teeth and it's hungry.

Best of Oiao
Another Richard Pryor moment in history.
"Quit your bitchin already. I just added some liter fluid to get it going."

Best of Adriane
You know, I sort of recognize a young Barack Obama, but damn! I had no idea Bill Ayers was that short!

Best of JohnS1959
The Travelocity Gnome likes to let his hair down on occasion.


Best of Rodney Dill
Goddam LOTR fans... I said I wanted a Vodka Gimlet

17 comments:

blue said...

I don't need no ED vacuum pump, I'm black!!

Anonymous said...

"Put that away you twit. I said at the end of every rainbow you can find a pot of gold...of gold"!

Vinney

blue said...

well we do have one thing in common - you being homeless & me being a troll - we both live under a bridge!

dadoctah said...

Sears: where America shops for just about everything.

Double the U said...

Should work now, just needed a new screen my little sweet... I am sorry I didn't mean to call you little.

Submariner said...

Funny, I remember "Rumplestiltskin" a bit different than the MSNBC expose...

Submariner said...

So you got this for me at Old Navy? Thanks, Dawn.

Rodney Dill said...

"Naw ya can't hab no hit, It'll stunt yall's growth"

blue said...

nice 2nd prise, too bad spiderman won 1 st prise

Rodney Dill said...

"I like dwarves, I think everyone should own one."
"I knew Henry Fonda, he was a friend of mine, and Ed, you're no Henry Fonda."

(ORA)

Carpe Phlogiston said...

You've been on drugs way too long #937: You know you found a pretty white girl in the forest and sweet-talked her into staying at yo momma's house; but all the brothers keep saying she's ugly as a troll.

-OR-

I'm not a racist or homophobe for opposing interracial or ghey couplings. Apparently, most don't know - - that's where leprechauns come from. Spread the word people!

-OR-

Leroy's dads get him the worst pets. His pet goldfish were gummibears. His pet cat Mittens turned out to be a rat. He's about to learn that his pet gerbil is actually... um... not.

-OR-

Leprechauns play evil practical jokes. Séamus just gave Willie a magic fleshlight... it's got teeth and it's hungry.

WordVerify: matutrap - what Tyrone's building to catch hisself dinner. Look, a matu's about to take the bait!

Oiao said...

Another Richard Prior moment in history.

"Quit your bitchin already. I just added some liter fluid to get it going."

Adriane said...

You know, I sort of recognize a young Barack Obama, but damn! I had no idea Bill Ayers was that short!

JohnS1959 said...

Jamal discovers you really can get the good stuff at the medical marijuana shop in downtown Oakland...

JohnS1959 said...

The Travelocity Gnome likes to let his hair down on occasion.

Rodney Dill said...

"...and I don't know what happened to your M----- F------ pointy hat neither."

Rodney Dill said...

Goddam LOTR fans... I said I wanted a Vodka Gimlet