1. "Hi, do you live in Chicago? Can I stay at your place for a few months until the election?"
2. "It's really simple actually. You just put in $2,000, and get ten friends to put in $2,000 then when you get to the top of the list, you get $20,000."
3. "Because liberal elites like me don't use 'Kleenex,' you peasant cur. Now, let me wipe my snot on you!"
4."Is that gum, young missy? Spit it out, right now!"
5. "C'mon... pull them. You know you want to."