Monday, October 18, 2010

Don't You Touch Me, Cracker!

Al

1. "Hi, do you live in Chicago? Can I stay at your place for a few months until the election?"

2. "It's really simple actually. You just put in $2,000, and get ten friends to put in $2,000 then when you get to the top of the list, you get $20,000."

3. "Because liberal elites like me don't use 'Kleenex,' you peasant cur. Now, let me wipe my snot on you!"

4."Is that gum, young missy? Spit it out, right now!"

5. "C'mon... pull them. You know you want to."

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

"If you take your clothes off, I'll gladly poke you in the chest."

Vinney

Dr. Doom said...

"Why yes", said Rahm with a wink, "that is the hand that I used to handle the President."

Dr. Doom said...

Once back in Chicago, Rahm wastes no time in getting his palm greased - south side style...

Passionate Conservative said...

The other "Chicago Way..."

blue said...

"My name is Rahm, want me to show you how I lost the tip of my middle finger?"

Army of Dad said...

The Rahm Shocker.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Oh come on, you over-sensitive beatch! When I said "shake it, baby" I did NOT mean your ass!

-OR-


Thawtbubble: Gawd this is awkward. When will I learn never to be the first one to offer a handshake? Quick, somebody PLEASE whisper my name to her! Noooo, don't take pictures!! I'm twisting in the wind like a democratic congressman on election day.

GregMan said...

"You get that hand any closer to me and I'm gonna bite the other four fingers off it!"

Submariner said...

"So you're 'Rom E Manuel.' Why the frak is that supposed to impress me?"

Submariner said...

Question of the day:
How many photographers are required to get the perfect shot of voter disdain in 2010?

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "Crap! This one's heard of me too."

Submariner said...

C'mon, honey. Don't you like white meat?


ATDHE

Rodney Dill said...

It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets glad hand again.

prince of leaves said...

Woman's thought bubble: "I don't get it...with a middle finger that short, he can't be all *that* intimidating in the lockerroom..."

Oiao said...

"Seriously, for a Cracker Yid, I'm hung out to here!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"You better turn your back to me, you chalk-faced whore!" And for some reason, Dawn's head didn't explode.



Permit me to say that that is one fine looking sister. I wouldn't mind poling her, if you know what I mean (and I think you do).

mega said...

"Lady, I never, ever, ever forget who shakes my hand and who refuses to shake my hand. Shake my fucking hand for the camera, or lose your fucking house, kids, and job." Rahm figured bringing a taste of the White House back to Chicago could only help with the upcoming election.

molson said...

Don't worry. You're voting for me whether or not you show up at the polls... twice.

molson said...

Oh come on baby. Don't be like that when I'm trying to cop a dime bag.