Monday, October 25, 2010
Could be worse, could be Rahmbo nekked
1. While everyone else was distracted by the dimwit president's juvenile prank, Joe Biden followed that hot sheriff into the sauna room.
2. The AssPress assures that this shot is in no way staged, because men often hang around in locker rooms wearing business suits, and if you were a liberal elite and not a stupid peasant from flyover country, clinging to your Bibles and guns, you'd realize that.
3. At M'Chel's insistence, the MIB's were retasked to monitoring human BMI. The bugs took over three days later.
4. "When I saw that you were a white male, I had to weight the scales against you... force of habit."
5. "See, I told you a deep enema was good for four pounds."
Best of Dr. Doom
"No you have to be at least this heavy to play Turkish Prison with the Vice President", said Mr. Obama.
Best of Vinney
If it were Rep Jerry Nadler on the scales, he wouldn't notice the difference.
Best of Rodney Dill
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. Much, much dumber.
Best of Oiao
Obama: "Hey, uh, you guys ever see my Senator Craig imitation?"
Best of Army of Dad
Scale Calibrator: Another job saved or created.
Best of Steve O
It's not staged, because most people wouldn't be holding a 5lb binder while they step on the scale.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Once you weigh 190, I think we can all agree you weigh enough. Time to spread the fat around."