Monday, October 25, 2010

Could be worse, could be Rahmbo nekked


1. While everyone else was distracted by the dimwit president's juvenile prank, Joe Biden followed that hot sheriff into the sauna room.

2. The AssPress assures that this shot is in no way staged, because men often hang around in locker rooms wearing business suits, and if you were a liberal elite and not a stupid peasant from flyover country, clinging to your Bibles and guns, you'd realize that.

3. At M'Chel's insistence, the MIB's were retasked to monitoring human BMI. The bugs took over three days later.

4. "When I saw that you were a white male, I had to weight the scales against you... force of habit."

5. "See, I told you a deep enema was good for four pounds."
Best of Dr. Doom
"No you have to be at least this heavy to play Turkish Prison with the Vice President", said Mr. Obama.

Best of Vinney
If it were Rep Jerry Nadler on the scales, he wouldn't notice the difference.

Best of Rodney Dill
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. Much, much dumber.

Best of Oiao
Obama: "Hey, uh, you guys ever see my Senator Craig imitation?"

Best of Army of Dad
Scale Calibrator: Another job saved or created.

Best of Steve O
It's not staged, because most people wouldn't be holding a 5lb binder while they step on the scale.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Once you weigh 190, I think we can all agree you weigh enough. Time to spread the fat around."

23 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

"See", said the President, "There are no lightweights on my staff."

vw: lockerew - seriously? How does it do this?

Dr. Doom said...

"Don't worry", said the President, "I'll have the Secret Service run a few pounds off of you before Michelle finds out!"

Dr. Doom said...

"No you have to be at least this heavy to play Turkish Prison with the Vice President", said Mr. Obama.

Anonymous said...

If it were Rep Jerry Nadler on the scales, he wouldn't notice the difference.

Vinney

blue said...

"..and if you don't get out there & make people like me, this foot will be up your ass!"

Rodney Dill said...

Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

Rodney Dill said...

I see Obama's reflection... Damn, there goes that theory.

Rodney Dill said...

Thumb's on the scale in the Gov't butcher shop too.

Rodney Dill said...

"So a.... how much is this fat tax gonna be?"

Rodney Dill said...

"Strange it says my fortune is -- Mene Mene Tekel TeaParty"

Oiao said...

Obama: "Hey, uh, you guys ever see my Senator Craig imitation?"

Army of Dad said...

Light in his loafers.

Army of Dad said...

Scale Calibrator: Another job saved or created.

Army of Dad said...

Looks the lightworker can raise the deficit and your weight!

Army of Dad said...

He doesn't look like all the other pranksters in the country club.

Army of Dad said...

"dipshitweighswhat?"

Army of Dad said...

Odd, I would have thought a lefty would be sniffing up Obama's @ss...

Steve O said...

It's not staged, because most people wouldn't be holding a 5lb binder while they step on the scale.

Submariner said...

I dunno, Barry; what's a henweigh?

Submariner said...

Rahm? He checking out the showers...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Wanna Bet Nobody Washed Their Hands?
After a few moments of staged levity, Robbing Hood and his band of merry men return to the task of screwing the country.

-OR-

Trust No One

ORA


-OR-

Proverb: "For want of a nail..."
Later, the UNencrypted laptop containing thousands of long dead detroit residents' social security numbers was found in a restroom stall. For want of a funny photo op, an administration was lost.

Jack Reacher said...

"Once you weigh 190, I think we can all agree you weigh enough. Time to spread the fat around."

Anonymous said...

"I weigh that much? Pretty soon my ass will be bigger than Michelle's....Oh, umm, Mr. President, I didn't see you back there."

Vinney