Friday, October 08, 2010

Big Wigs

Brender


1. "Carrot Top, are you sure you're taking the right kind of, um, steroids?"

2. "Congressman Frank, you look fabulous! And your rendition of "I've Never Been to Me" brought the house down.

3. "Sorry, M'Chel, but there isn't a giant orange wig big enough to draw attention away from your gigantic ass."

4. "Thanks for having me over Makeesha. I get so sick of dealing with chalk-faced whores all day."

5. "No, Rahm, you may not use Telly Prompter as your Drag Queen name."

Best of metalgarth
"Where the White Women Ain't"

Best of Submariner
Uh, M'chel? Are you wearing the drapes from my guest cottage?

Threadwinner: Double the U
ORA: I always wondered what Jackie from 222 was up to.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Call off your damn Portuguesey whatsis so I can pry this damn cat off my head!

Best of Adriane
Then, the good M'chlle and the bad M'chlle touched outside the protective pod and the universe ended ... which seems a bit extreme just to keep the Republicans from retaking the Senate ...

Best of dadoctah
"So I thought to myself, maybe what the organic White House garden needs is the services of a highly-rated bruja."

Best of dadoctah
Peg Bundy has really let herself go.

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
why they won't let lesbian Klingons adopt

20 comments:

metalgarth said...

Even Samuel L. Bronkowitz said "this is too tasteless, I'm not filming it"

metalgarth said...

"Where the White Women Ain't"

kg said...

It's definitely not Thursday at Caption This!

Submariner said...

Ninja slap fight in 3... 2... 1...



v word - nestleco - embarrassed sponsor of these hips.

Submariner said...

Keeping each other at arm's length? Not exactly... they happen to be hip to hip.

Submariner said...

You CAN'T have gotten those nails in THIS country girlfriend; Rio or Monaco?

Submariner said...

Uh, M'chel? Are you wearing the drapes from my guest cottage?

Double the U said...

ORA: I always wondered what Jackie from 222 was up to.

dadoctah said...

...and it was at that moment we realized that "Dancing with the Stars" had gone horribly, horribly wrong.

dadoctah said...

With Teri Garr unavailable, the FLOTUS was more than happy to join Cher in recreating the laundromat sketches from her old variety show.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Call off your damn Portuguesey whatsis so I can pry this damn cat off my head!

-OR-

Once we go orange we never go... hey, what rhymes with orange?

-OR-

Why yes, I AM a flaming liberal, why do you ask?

WordVerify: lureco - where Wile E. Coyote buys roadrunner seed traps

Anonymous said...

Looks like a wookie embracing fire

Spin said...

Orange you glad to see me?

Adriane said...

Then, the good M'chlle and the bad M'chlle touched outside the protective pod and the universe ended ... which seems a bit extreme just to keep the Republicans from retaking the Senate ...

blue said...

"...and we can do a 3 way with Hillary.."

dadoctah said...

"So I thought to myself, maybe what the organic White House garden needs is the services of a highly-rated bruja."

dadoctah said...

Peg Bundy has really let herself go.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

why they won't let lesbian Klingons adopt

americanelephant said...

Despite their differences in country, language and culture, both first ladies shared the exact same thought at their initial meeting, "F*ck, I can't believe the trash I have to put up with in this job."

Dr. Doom said...

"Yeah girl", said the First Lady, "This time we are going to Monaco on Air Force One. Get all the girls from the south side together we are going to blow this one OUT"