Tuesday, October 12, 2010
1. Nubile Youths in Trouble, the first collaboration between Samuel L. Bronkowitz and Ang Lee, suffered from the directors' 'creative differences.'
2. Unfortunately, the pilot for Twink Patrol only tested well with a very narrow demographic.
3. "Yeah, well wait until Barney Frank finds out you busted his favorite intern. You'll be handing out parking tickets in Roxbury for the rest of your career."
4. "This is *so* not fair officer. In Obama's economy, selling BJ's in a public rest room is the only employment available to today's nubile youth."
5. "Is a body cavity search standard procedure after a jaywalking arrest, Officer Takei?"
Best of Dr. Doom
"Son, your pants are way to high on your hips", said Officer Bruce, "We don't tolerate that sort of thing in San Francisco".
Best of jj
Officer Thomas makes another delivery to AOM's home for wayward young boys.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Later, Chester's attorney filed a conflict of interest charge against Officer Flannigan and several other officers who it turned out were working part time for the local McDonalds franchise rounding up boy toys.
Best of dadoctah
The waiting list for Rico and Jeff's act was over 300 bachelorette parties long.
Best of prince of leaves
The inexplicable nudity, the forceful, mechanical gait, the fixed, impassive stare...Officer Novak failed to note the obvious warning signs that he was dealing with a Model 823 Terminator.
Best of Submariner
Before he lost 75 pounds and got the cushy CSI job, George Eads actually had to patrol a beat.
Best of sonicfrog
Alex, I'll go for the win... "How 37% of all gay porn movies starts"