Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Arrested Development


1. Nubile Youths in Trouble, the first collaboration between Samuel L. Bronkowitz and Ang Lee, suffered from the directors' 'creative differences.'

2. Unfortunately, the pilot for Twink Patrol only tested well with a very narrow demographic.

3. "Yeah, well wait until Barney Frank finds out you busted his favorite intern. You'll be handing out parking tickets in Roxbury for the rest of your career."

4. "This is *so* not fair officer. In Obama's economy, selling BJ's in a public rest room is the only employment available to today's nubile youth."

5. "Is a body cavity search standard procedure after a jaywalking arrest, Officer Takei?"

Best of Dr. Doom
"Son, your pants are way to high on your hips", said Officer Bruce, "We don't tolerate that sort of thing in San Francisco".

Best of jj
Officer Thomas makes another delivery to AOM's home for wayward young boys.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Later, Chester's attorney filed a conflict of interest charge against Officer Flannigan and several other officers who it turned out were working part time for the local McDonalds franchise rounding up boy toys.

Best of dadoctah
The waiting list for Rico and Jeff's act was over 300 bachelorette parties long.

Best of prince of leaves
The inexplicable nudity, the forceful, mechanical gait, the fixed, impassive stare...Officer Novak failed to note the obvious warning signs that he was dealing with a Model 823 Terminator.

Best of Submariner
Before he lost 75 pounds and got the cushy CSI job, George Eads actually had to patrol a beat.

Best of sonicfrog
Alex, I'll go for the win... "How 37% of all gay porn movies starts"

13 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

"Son, your pants are way to high on your hips", said Officer Bruce, "We don't tolerate that sort of thing in San Francisco".

Dr. Doom said...

When Fighting Aryans go bad...

jj said...

Officer Thomas makes another delivery to AOM's home for wayward young boys.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Gung ho Kansas cops eagerly enforce the new No Bare Chests in Public ordinance. Trooper Chauncey hopes the department will issue nipple clamps to help deal with repeat offenders.

-OR-

Timmy tried to explain that he was wearing boardies, not culottes, but the impassive Fashion Police officer wasn't buying it.

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After the FBI probe found evidence of racial profiling, the city council hastily passed a new ordinance. To appease the ACLU, police could arrest every white boy in the tri-county area just for looking too white.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Later, Chester's attorney filed a conflict of interest charge against Officer Flannigan and several other officers who it turned out were working part time for the local McDonalds franchise rounding up boy toys.

divine miss m said...

Billy smiled inwardly, knowing that this arrest, like all the others, would eventually lead to an intense "one-on-one session" with Inga the Swedish social worker.

dadoctah said...

"I just *knew* they'd eventually start rounding up and locking away all the redheads!"

dadoctah said...

The waiting list for Rico and Jeff's act was over 300 bachelorette parties long.

prince of leaves said...

The inexplicable nudity, the forceful, mechanical gait, the fixed, impassive stare...Officer Novak failed to note the obvious warning signs that he was dealing with a Model 823 Terminator.

prince of leaves said...

"Seriously, Tyler, of all the celebrities you could choose as a role model, why George Michael?"

Submariner said...

Before he lost 75 pounds and got the cushy CSI job, George Eads actually had to patrol a beat.

Kaptain Krude said...

"What do you mean, Ray Bradbury is busy?"

sonicfrog said...

Alex, I'll go for the win... "How 37% of all gay porn movies starts"