Friday, September 17, 2010

We Worship Its Shadow



1. "Congressman Castle? You can come out now. The 'mean lady' is gone."

2. When Obama Motors produced the 2011 Buick Mecca, Democrats everywhere responded appropriately.

3. "I think you just ran over a Sarlacc, Bob."

4. A little girl drowned while the lifeguards were vomiting and... long story short... Joy Behar is barred from wearing a two-piece suit to the beach ever again.

5. "We don't know where it came from, how it got here, or what it's gonna do... but it's black and we're Democrats. So, we have to worship it."

Best of Double the U
But Obama said if we want to get out we need to keep it in "D"!

Best of Mr. Hankey
Congressional Pages on vacation

Best of Oiao
"Lindsay? Lindsay Lohan? Lindsay, are you under there?

Best of racerboy
No, Bob, I don't see your dignity under there...

20 comments:

JohnS1959 said...

The President's Oil Spill Commission begins investigating the source of the BP Oil Spill on a beach in Southern California.

JohnS1959 said...

Heard recently at the DNC Campaign 2010 Strategy Meeting: "Maybe if we stick our heads in the sand, it will all go away"

JohnS1959 said...

Heard recently at the RNC Tea Party Strategy Meeting: "Maybe if we stick our heads in the sand, it will all go away"

JohnS1959 said...

"He was just supposed to drive it off the assembly line in Detroit for a photo op", mused the Serbian Life Guard, "How did Mr. Obama wind up here?"

Double the U said...

But Obama said if we want to get out we need to keep it in "D"!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

BAYWATCH RETARDS - David Hasselhoff comes out of rehab with an idea for a comedy spinoff -
"It's okay, Lester, none of us can swim and we're all afraid of sharks."

-OR-

Wow! She said she put it in reverse and it jumped the curb and landed right here!
HEY, MISTER, YOU OKAY?
Did that foot twitch?
Is this a Toyota?
Quick, Timmy, crawl underneath and pretend you were hit. Insurance settlement!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Animal House 2010 - Shouldn't we have dug a hole first and then just pushed Dean Wormer's car into it?

-OR-

Hurry, we've got to save this beached whale!!
Considering the IQ of most PETA members, it's an understandable case of mistaken identity.

-OR-

Spring Break version of the Chinese Fire Drill -
Jump out of car, wretch, swap seats, chug beer, drive a ways down the beach, repeat at intervals.

Mr. Hankey said...

Congressional Pages on vacation

Unscrupulous said...

Man, smells like this car rolled over a pile a sh*t. You guys wanna go back to the condo?

Anonymous said...

"Wait until Jesse Jackson finds out it was gay white boys who stole his SUV...Ha!Ha!Ha!"

Vinney

Anonymous said...

"Lindsay? Lindsay Lohan? Lindsay, are you under there?

Oiao said...

That we me with fat fingers above on the Lindsay comment.

Submariner said...

On Fire Island, it's any port in a storm. Or not.

Submariner said...

Cthulu arrives in Malibu in an unexpected manner...

Submariner said...

Only one question; what's with the tranny that feels s/he needs to wear the two piece?

racerboy said...

No, Bob, I don't see your dignity under there...

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Moondoggie & friends watching Frankie & Annette

dadoctah said...

What the *hell* has Brian Wilson gotten involved with now?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Delayed Editing Typo Correction

Spring Break version of the Chinese Fire Drill -
Jump out of car, retch, swap seats, chug beer, drive a ways down the beach, repeat at intervals.

WordVerify: housnest - politically correct term for squatters' living quarters

Rodney Dill said...

In the new 'Wizard of Oz,' an SUV was dropped on Speaker Pelosi.