Saturday, September 18, 2010

A Slide Unto Despair

Bad Constructions via Mr. Right


1. And why was the slide positioned by the pit of the Sarlacc? Because the contractor just plain hated kids.

2. Before Kevin Jennings became Safe Schools Czar, positioning a slide over the entrance to an underground NAMBLA sex-torture-dungeon would have been a violation of building codes.

3. Yet another metaphor for the Obama economy.

4. To mend fences with the Tea Party, the Establishment GOP built a playground for their children.

5. The Obama Regime reveals its solution for lowering the health care costs of terminally ill patients.

21 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Not surprisingly, M.C.Escher only ever designed one playground.

blue said...

to make it easier to cross the boarder, the stimulus plan funded easy access to the tunnel entrance

GregMan said...

Almost immediately the school district regretted having subcontracted the construction of the playground to the R'lyeh Construction Company.

Anonymous said...

The government stimulus program doesn't seem to be providing very many meaningful projects.

Vinney

dadoctah said...

Attention Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans! Hellmouth Jr is now open for business.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

If a child falls into a deep hole when nobody's around, do they make a sound?

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The builder's attorney argued that OSHA's requirement for "soft, organic playground landing surfaces" wasn't specific enough. "Yer honor, if a 60-ft unobstructed column of air with a rainwater-filled bottom isn't soft and natural, what is?"

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Just in time for Halloween - "Leave No Child's Behind" - M. Night Shyamalan's tale of a haunted ghetto playground where a giant worm-like creature nesting at the base of a slide gnoshes on little kid's buttocks.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

HASBRO says congressmen and bankers alike give anonymous thumbs up to Chutes & Ladders' "Direct Deposit" slide/pit, used whenever the "earmarks" and "bailouts" cards are drawn!

WordVerify: allypol - nickname for bankers and lobbyists who buy politicians

Spin said...

PLO funded playgrounds along the Israeli border.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

No evidence tied him to the practical joke, but everybody figured old man Greeley dug it. He always shouted epithets at kids cutting across his lawn to the jungle gym.

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This ain't your father's Large Hadron Collider
Before cost overruns forced it's cancellation, US physicists at the Texas Desertron tried to outdo foreign atom-splitting teams with a bowling ball, an abandoned well and gravity.

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Compared to the Big Dig's gross waste and fraud, Obamalama's "Holes to Nowhere" community jobs program seemed almost quaint. As is typical of govt. programs, there was no specific mention of where such holes should be dug.

Mr Hankey said...

Logan's Playground

Rodney Dill said...

Playground at Eloi Fat Camp

(WV: Parti - what the Morlocks are going to do.)

Son Of The Godfather said...

A White House insider leaks a picture of M'chelle's feeding trough to Drudge.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Pee Wee's playhouse, or Barney Frank's back yard?

Dr. Doom said...

The NOW recently dedicated its Retroactive Family Planning Playground...

molson said...

The pit of hope and change.

JohnS1959 said...

A perfect metaphor for the economy under Mr. Obama's leadership.

Rodney Dill said...

"...dagnabbit... it was s'posed ta be a M----- F------ pendulum... not a slide."

Rodney Dill said...

The slippery slope to socialism.

JohnS1959 said...

Introducing the new Johnny Bottomless Pit Fun Slide from the Mainway Toy Company!

Submariner said...

Where the bad children go for recess at Happy Acres Day Care...

Steve O said...

How to make a playground "child safe."