1. And why was the slide positioned by the pit of the Sarlacc? Because the contractor just plain hated kids.
2. Before Kevin Jennings became Safe Schools Czar, positioning a slide over the entrance to an underground NAMBLA sex-torture-dungeon would have been a violation of building codes.
3. Yet another metaphor for the Obama economy.
4. To mend fences with the Tea Party, the Establishment GOP built a playground for their children.
5. The Obama Regime reveals its solution for lowering the health care costs of terminally ill patients.
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Not surprisingly, M.C.Escher only ever designed one playground.
to make it easier to cross the boarder, the stimulus plan funded easy access to the tunnel entrance
Almost immediately the school district regretted having subcontracted the construction of the playground to the R'lyeh Construction Company.
The government stimulus program doesn't seem to be providing very many meaningful projects.
Vinney
Attention Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans! Hellmouth Jr is now open for business.
If a child falls into a deep hole when nobody's around, do they make a sound?
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The builder's attorney argued that OSHA's requirement for "soft, organic playground landing surfaces" wasn't specific enough. "Yer honor, if a 60-ft unobstructed column of air with a rainwater-filled bottom isn't soft and natural, what is?"
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Just in time for Halloween - "Leave No Child's Behind" - M. Night Shyamalan's tale of a haunted ghetto playground where a giant worm-like creature nesting at the base of a slide gnoshes on little kid's buttocks.
HASBRO says congressmen and bankers alike give anonymous thumbs up to Chutes & Ladders' "Direct Deposit" slide/pit, used whenever the "earmarks" and "bailouts" cards are drawn!
WordVerify: allypol - nickname for bankers and lobbyists who buy politicians
PLO funded playgrounds along the Israeli border.
No evidence tied him to the practical joke, but everybody figured old man Greeley dug it. He always shouted epithets at kids cutting across his lawn to the jungle gym.
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This ain't your father's Large Hadron Collider
Before cost overruns forced it's cancellation, US physicists at the Texas Desertron tried to outdo foreign atom-splitting teams with a bowling ball, an abandoned well and gravity.
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Compared to the Big Dig's gross waste and fraud, Obamalama's "Holes to Nowhere" community jobs program seemed almost quaint. As is typical of govt. programs, there was no specific mention of where such holes should be dug.
Logan's Playground
Playground at Eloi Fat Camp
(WV: Parti - what the Morlocks are going to do.)
A White House insider leaks a picture of M'chelle's feeding trough to Drudge.
Pee Wee's playhouse, or Barney Frank's back yard?
The NOW recently dedicated its Retroactive Family Planning Playground...
The pit of hope and change.
A perfect metaphor for the economy under Mr. Obama's leadership.
"...dagnabbit... it was s'posed ta be a M----- F------ pendulum... not a slide."
The slippery slope to socialism.
Introducing the new Johnny Bottomless Pit Fun Slide from the Mainway Toy Company!
Where the bad children go for recess at Happy Acres Day Care...
How to make a playground "child safe."
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