Tuesday, September 28, 2010

She's a man, baby.


1. Barney Frank eventually went with discreet black pumps for Ted Kennedy's funeral.

2. Army of Mom does not own that outfit. Now, get your feet the hell offa her sofa.

3. Don't tell me teachers are underpaid when a physed instructor can afford a Chanel evening dress.

4. "Oh, sorry Father Flanagan. I guess you weren't expecting company."

5. "Wow, dad. This is awkward. I had no idea you were a Twilight fan."


Best of Dr. Doom
Meet Bruce Smith, the candidate with the best chance to defeat Barbara Boxer in the upcoming senatorial election.

Best of sonicfrog
Ever since he fell of the stage and had a nasty blow to the head, Rush's Alex Lifeson lost his identity and thinks now he's David Bowie.

Best of GregMan
The Tony Curtis nobody knows...

Best of dadoctah
And this week's surprise guest on "Dancing With The Stars": Ricky Schroeder!

Best of jj
Calling All Captains.

Best of Submariner
In her/his best falsetto; "I don't WANNA be a little teapot. Can't you do SOMEthing about my 'spout,' Doctor?"

Best of Matt the K
Jamie Lee Curtis takes a time out at the Oscar party to let her testicles descend.

Best of Mr. Hankey
The picture they held over his head that got Chelsea Clinton married.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I'm thinking Dub's gonna be appalled when he goes looking for a fat roll on this Tuesday Babe.

18 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto...

Dr. Doom said...

Meet Bruce Smith, the candidate with the best chance to defeat Barbara Boxer in the upcoming senatorial election.

Anonymous said...

"No, it's not what you think. I'm going to audition for "The Rocky Horror Show."

Vinney

Matt the K said...

Coach Lewis's proposal for the Bengals' new 'away' uniforms received mixed reviews.

sonicfrog said...

Ever since he fell of the stage and had a nasty blow to the head, Rush's Alex Lifeson lost his identity and thinks now he's David Bowie.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Jack & Jill
See Jack.
See Jack crossdress.
See Jill blanche.

Saying, "Hon, how's about I model those dresses you bought today? isn't the ideal way to break the news to a spouse... if there even IS one.

-OR-

Male Model - U R Doing it Wrong
Male Rolemodel - Welcome to the new millennium.

GregMan said...

You know, the Safe School Czar has pretty decent legs.

GregMan said...

The Tony Curtis nobody knows...

dadoctah said...

And this week's surprise guest on "Dancing With The Stars": Ricky Schroeder!

jj said...

The new warden at the FEMA reeducation camp had a new definition for thirty days in the hole.

jj said...

Calling All Captains.

Submariner said...

In her/his best falsetto; "I don't WANNA be a little teapot. Can't you do SOMEthing about my 'spout,' Doctor?"

Matt the K said...

Jamie Lee Curtis takes a time out at the Oscar party to let her testicles descend.

Spin said...

Barney Stinson "suits up" even in teh ghey mode.

dadoctah said...

Dontlethimstartsingingdontlethimstartsingingohpleasegoddontlethimstartsinging!

Adriane said...

L-O-L-A Lola, la la la la Lola ...

Mr. Hankey said...

The picture they held over his head that got Chelsea Clinton married.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'm thinking Dub's gonna be appalled when he goes looking for a fat roll on this Tuesday Babe.

-OR-

Pron Loophole
The case against Father O'Riley fell apart when the self-proclaimed "Anti-prurience Prosecutor" admitted that Acolyte X was fully clothed in all 8023 photos recovered from the encrypted laptop. the FBI informant was still offered counseling and eye bleach.