1. "Singer... James Singer."
2. A solitary hunter, the UPS truck waits on river banks until prey passes near.
3. Some guys bring roses, others are more practical.
4. Patrick Kennedy's follow-on career as a UPS driver was not successful.
5. "I sure hope Mr. Farley is willing to trade this sewing machine for one of his motivational speeches."
Best of Rodney Dill
Elaine eventually had to resort to other means for having her flounder delivered.
Best of JohnS1959
The newest Super Hero, Oblivious Stitch Boy, fails to save the day again.
Best of dadoctah
Other insurance companies may *say* they provide better claims service, but only MutuSure guarantees a guy in a rented tux with a portable sewing machine at your accident scene within fifteen minutes.
Best of Mr. Hankey
In Hollywood's latest sequel, "Also Cast Away" - A young UPS delivery man returns his sewing machine friend "Stitch" to it's rightful owner at the end of the movie.
Threadwinner: Carpe Phlogiston
White Men Can't Loot, a Spike Lee production
Best of Dr. Doom
"Yes sir", Said Bob, "I'm here to pick up your daughter for the prom. But first I thought she would like to sew me a cummerbund."
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"The police appear baffled, but I'll soon have this case sewed up!"
Best of Vinney
"Tonight, don't miss Doug Heffernan's brush with death on a very special King of Queens."
Best of dub
"Dropping a UPS van off in the river" will never be as catchy as "Dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool". Sorry.
Best of dadoctah
Your tax dollars at work: it takes three uniformed cops to investigate this accident.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Am I good at sewing? Let me put it this way; 15 minutes ago, this was a delivery uniform!"