Sunday, September 19, 2010

September Sunday Free For All

Free Republic via Al




Best of Double the U
Make it 501 bags and place last one over your head.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Todd tried to find a good woman, but dude's got some major baggage.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Is ChicoBag a slang term for "scrotum"?

Best of Dactyl
Plastic? After Labor Day?

Best of Jay Guevara
Hmm, let's see. One body part per bag?...we're gonna have to pace ourselves with this clown.

Best of Kaptain Krude
M'chel stared in stunned silence at the TV screen. "That dress! That wonderful, magnificent dress! I must have it!", she fervently whispered. "I will search for it in Spain!"


Best of prince of leaves
After his acquittal, Rod Blagojevich drew on his years of experience to find a new job as a bag man.

Best of dadoctah
Suddenly, Nakedmoleratman started looking a lot less ridiculous.

Best of Divine miss m
Well, there's a fashion faux pas averted; I very nearly wore all of MY shopping bags today.

Best of JohnS1959
In a case of karma run amok, radical environmentalist, Steve Jones, was mistaken for a recycling bin in Berkley, CA yesterday morning. He will be missed by all in that community but should make a fine new play surface for the playground in the park.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Living next to a Dow Chemical plant for 40 years is bound to pose some hazard, but Fred Winkle never realized he'd be sprouting plastic faster than he could shave it off.

29 comments:

Double the U said...

Make it 501 bags and place last one over your head.

Son Of The Godfather said...

That is excellent news for those of us with multiple canines to pick up after... Sign me up.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Mythbusters:
Plastic bags; flammable under the right conditions?... Stay tuned.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Todd tried to find a good woman, but dude's got some major baggage.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"It's o.k. buddy... I have a plan to feed my extra bags to polar bears and baby seals, thus offsetting my carbon footprint."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Subway's Jerrod, after the weight loss... before the surgery.

Son Of The Godfather said...

1 second
1 well-aimed pick-up truck
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500 red, gooey bags

Son Of The Godfather said...

The mystery of "balloon boy" is revealed.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Is ChicoBag a slang term for "scrotum"?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Lisa Murkowski finds gainful employment.

Dactyl said...

Plastic? After Labor Day?

Dactyl said...

"Plastic surgery? Me? Of course not, why do you ask?"

Anonymous said...

Condom Man Condom Man
Does whatever a Condom can

Jay Guevara said...

Do body bags count? If so, count me in for #501.

Jay Guevara said...

Hmm, let's see. One body part per bag?...we're gonna have to pace ourselves with this clown.

Dr. Doom said...

Stimulus Job! Stimulus Job! Anyone want my stimulus job?

molson said...

It's not gay when he does it. It's super gay.

Rodney Dill said...

Bags fly free

Rodney Dill said...

The trash heap has spoken!

Kaptain Krude said...

M'chel stared in stunned silence at the TV screen. "That dress! That wonderful, magnificent dress! I must have it!", she fervently whispered. "I will search for it in Spain!" The real reason for M'chel's vacation in Spain is finally revealed.

prince of leaves said...

After his acquittal, Rod Blagojevich drew on his years of experience to find a new job as a bag man.

dadoctah said...

Suddenly, Nakedmoleratman started looking a lot less ridiculous.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Soylent Green is Milton?
Moments later, Milt Grumsveldt was screaming and pounding on the interior of a trash truck enroute to a recycling center where he and his bags eventually became another spool of plastic twine destined for a Home Depot loading dock.

divine miss m said...

Well, there's a fashion faux pas averted; I very nearly wore all of MY shopping bags today.

JohnS1959 said...

In a case of karma run amok, radical environmentalist, Steve Jones, was mistaken for a recycling bin in Berkley, CA yesterday morning. He will be missed by all in that community but should make a fine new play surface for the playground in the park.

JohnS1959 said...

One of the ways that nature says, "STAY AWAY"!

JohnS1959 said...

Fed up with the typical urban 'bag lady' stereotypes, Bob decides to go on the offensive...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Living next to a Dow Chemical plant for 40 years is bound to pose some hazard, but Fred Winkle never realized he'd be sprouting plastic faster than he could shave it off.

-OR-

Cow Tipping Meets Tar & Feathering
When councilman Ike Bonifant tried to pass an ordinance prohibiting plastic, the neighborhood glued bags on him and rolled him down a steep hill just to hear 'em pop.

-OR-

Killing 2 Birds with 1 Stone?
Of all the ideas submitted to BP to plug the well with a junk shot, heavy metal rocker Floyd Dutkovski's angry neighbors' idea woulda and coulda put an end to his late night loud parties.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Shortly after approving genetically modified salmon, the FDA allowed human gene modification. PlasticMagnetMan attracts loose bags, discarded 6-pack rings and even bottles that can fit in his pie hole.

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