Monday, September 13, 2010

See Spot Run

Knowledge Is Power


1. M'Chel would be damned if she was gonna let that fat little sumbitch beat her to the pie wagon.

2. "Don't you 'Hey! Hey! Hey!' me you... cocoa-faced whore!"

3. "OK, we got the bitch's sunglasses, now run! Run! Run!"

4. "I don't have to outrun the zombies, I just have to outrun you."

5. Two onlooking players: "She runs pretty good in those hip pads." "What hip pads?"

Best of Whacko
Being faster, bigger and meaner, M'Chel easily makes the team as Albert Hanesworth's replacement.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
David Attenborough whispers: The female has learned that when on dry land, the male hippo's bulk puts it at a distinct disadvantage and he won't be able to catch and hump her booty compartment.

Best of JohnS1959
"Good luck with the weight loss kid", shouted the First Lady as she ran ahead, "I have to hurry to catch my flight to the French Riviera!"

Best of metalgarth
C'mon! We can't let the Fighting Aryans win again

Best of prince of leaves
Kevin put up a good show, but he had taken the teacher's words to heart: "Let the wookie win".

Best of Submariner
Thawt bubble; "If'n you really exist, God, PLEASE don't let her turn around; I don'ts wanna see no Mastodon knuckle in lycra."

24 comments:

Whacko said...

Being faster, bigger and meaner, M'Chel easily makes the team as Albert Hanesworth's replacement.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'm huff not lagging cause I huff want to watch that booty trunk, I'm huff falling behind because I'm huff ... a... freaking... obese... muthafk'r! collapse URK URK

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David Attenborough whispers: The female has learned that when on dry land, the male hippo's bulk puts it at a distinct disadvantage and he won't be able to catch and hump her booty compartment.

-OR-

Last call for watermelon!

Achilles said...

(Fat Kids Thought Bubble) "It's like an overhead view of the Black Sea."

Dr. Doom said...

"Oh oh", thought the First Lady, "that group of Tea Party voters does not look happy - time to exit stage left".

JohnS1959 said...

"Good luck with the weight loss kid", shouted the First Lady as she ran ahead, "I have to hurry to catch my flight to the French Riviera!"

metalgarth said...

C'mon! We can't let the Fighting Aryans win again

metalgarth said...

50% off sale at Old Navy.... Let's go Tyrone

metalgarth said...

"Blob" vs "Storm" in X-Men 4, a Spike Lee joint.

Anonymous said...

Michelle required an obese child to run next to her to make herself look thiner.

sonicfrog said...

One heard "Free Twinks!".

The other heard "Free Twinkies!".

dadoctah said...

That reminds me. When does the new season of "The Cleveland Show" start?

Anonymous said...

The repeal of the 13th ammendment led to some unfortunate images.

blue said...

look Fat Boy - if you want to be & slim & trim as me, you are going to have to run faster!

prince of leaves said...

Kevin put up a good show, but he had taken the teacher's words to heart: "Let the wookie win".

Adriane said...

The bad part was having to watch them run for 15 hours today and ending up in the same place ...

The good part was we didn't have to watch all 15 hours on a shaky, hand held camcorder ...

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

ok Fat Boy - if you catch me - you can have me!!!

Rodney Dill said...

FLOTUS and PLOWTUS

Rodney Dill said...

"That's no moon!"

JohnS1959 said...

"It is George Bush's fault you're fat son", puffed the First Lady as she lapped Tyrone for the fifth time. "You should vote Democrat if you live long enough!"

Anonymous said...

Michele's child obesity rally got out of control when Anton heard there were fries and a thick shake in the Oval Office.

Vinney

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "If'n you really exist, God, PLEASE don't let her turn around; I don'ts wanna see no Mastodon knuckle in lycra."

Spin said...

A still from the Camptown Races.

Spin said...

Hey! Hey! Hey! betta' bet on da bey...
Doodah! Doodah!

ATDHE

Rodney Dill said...

Release the Butt Kraken

(Ok, so its late)