Knowledge Is Power
1. M'Chel would be damned if she was gonna let that fat little sumbitch beat her to the pie wagon.
2. "Don't you 'Hey! Hey! Hey!' me you... cocoa-faced whore!"
3. "OK, we got the bitch's sunglasses, now run! Run! Run!"
4. "I don't have to outrun the zombies, I just have to outrun you."
5. Two onlooking players: "She runs pretty good in those hip pads." "What hip pads?"
Best of Whacko
Being faster, bigger and meaner, M'Chel easily makes the team as Albert Hanesworth's replacement.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
David Attenborough whispers: The female has learned that when on dry land, the male hippo's bulk puts it at a distinct disadvantage and he won't be able to catch and hump her booty compartment.
Best of JohnS1959
"Good luck with the weight loss kid", shouted the First Lady as she ran ahead, "I have to hurry to catch my flight to the French Riviera!"
Best of metalgarth
C'mon! We can't let the Fighting Aryans win again
Best of prince of leaves
Kevin put up a good show, but he had taken the teacher's words to heart: "Let the wookie win".
Best of Submariner
Thawt bubble; "If'n you really exist, God, PLEASE don't let her turn around; I don'ts wanna see no Mastodon knuckle in lycra."