Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Sapphic Wedding Pic



1. Kelly McGillis's wedding should inspire thoughts of "Take My Breath Away," but the only song going through my head is "And then there's Maude..."

2. "You are the sand wedge in the LPGA Tournament of my soul..."

3. "Wow! Getting a Supreme Court Justice and the Secretary of Homeland Security to officiate at our wedding. You are connected!"

4. "I'm sorry, can we start the vows over again? I was daydreaming about Hillary in a Dominatrix outfit."

5. "Mom and 'Aunt Jean' wanna know if you're down for a swap later on."

Best of Dr. Doom
Hey these people are all white. How are we supposed to make our parentally influenced racist comments with pictures like this one?

Best of dadoctah
Shouldn't they wait for Betty White to die before launching a remake of "Golden Girls"?

Best of Submariner
An' this little piggy had none...

Best of Matt the K
Mrs. McGillis's test tube baby was born to a long line of scarf-wearing lesbians.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Which do you pick, rock... or paper.. or scissors?" Pickup artists from the other side.

Best of dadoctah
Damn you Lindsay Lohan and your unrealistic expectations!

11 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Hey these people are all white. How are we supposed to make our parentally influenced racist comments with pictures like this one?

dadoctah said...

Shouldn't they wait for Betty White to die before launching a remake of "Golden Girls"?

Submariner said...

An' this little piggy had none...

Submariner said...

Hey good lookin,' I'll be back to pick you up later.

Submariner said...

Meet me down at Dunkin' Donuts; we'll bump 'em...

Dr. Doom said...

Social Awareness Questionnaire:

1) What is going on in this picture (select the best answer):
A. A virgin sacrifice
B. The NEA Transgendered Issues in Modern Education Subcommittee meeting
C. An introductory mixer at the Chalk Faced Whore Convention
D. An Obama supporters group therapy session

Matt the K said...

Mrs. McGillis's test tube baby was born to a long line of scarf-wearing lesbians.

dadoctah said...

Wild guess what they're serving at the reception: fish tacos?

Kaptain Krude said...

"Which do you pick, rock... or paper.. or scissors?" Pickup artists from the other side.

Anonymous said...

"Your strap-on or mine"?

Vinney

dadoctah said...

Damn you Lindsay Lohan and your unrealistic expectations!