1. Yes, what he was doing was against the law in New Jersey. No, no one was going to stop him.
2. At one end of the spectrum of "Things the Russian President Can Do That the American President Can't" was 'Command the Respect of His Country's Enemies.' At the other end... was this.
3. Little Known Facts About Vladimir Putin: The above pic is just for show. All he really needs to do is piss in the gas tank. Most cars will get 85 MPG on Putin's urine.
4. Self-Service for Vladimir Putin means he fills up his tanks while two of his 'bodyguards' execute the cashier and any witnesses.
5. Putin is momentarily distracted by the sight of Yeltsin suckling the ethanol pump.
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Obama did the exact same photo-op, only he's wearing a helmet and has two spotters.
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Scene from the "Route 66 2010" pilot: Tod tops up the tank while Buz uses the payphone and the restroom.
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In Soviet America, President takes gas out of car.
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Let Vlady pump you up.
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Fill up the rest of the fleet and then we'll send back Obambi's credit card and say we found it in the hall...
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In Russia, Photo Op does Self-Serve.
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CUT! PRINT!
Thawtbubblinski: Hokay! Now for a hot shower, some caviar and V's Gypsy Curtain Ass babeski in the back of my half KMperLiter 3-ton armored stretch limo.
In Soviet Russia, car gasses you
http://www.theospark.net/2010/09/caption-time_13.html
Obama did the exact same photo-op, only he's wearing a helmet and has two spotters.
Mr. Putin (seen here gassing up on his way somewhere to kick someone's a$$) is quite a contrast to our President riding his girly bike somewhere to kiss someone's a$$.
Scene from the "Route 66 2010" pilot: Tod tops up the tank while Buz uses the payphone and the restroom.
Tom,Putin's doppelganger, is seen fueling up the LA Daycare bus at the UnicornCo farts pump.
In Soviet America, President takes gas out of car.
Is Vlad pumpin Ethyl?
Did anyone else notice that the pic is copyrighted by EPA???
Let Vlady pump you up.
Putin thought bubble: "Gas... imported... from... Valenzuela... WTF"
Fill up the rest of the fleet and then we'll send back Obambi's credit card and say we found it in the hall...
Is it his car or is that his job?
Vinney
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