Monday, September 13, 2010

Putin Gases Up

Brender

1. Yes, what he was doing was against the law in New Jersey. No, no one was going to stop him.

2. At one end of the spectrum of "Things the Russian President Can Do That the American President Can't" was 'Command the Respect of His Country's Enemies.' At the other end... was this.

3. Little Known Facts About Vladimir Putin: The above pic is just for show. All he really needs to do is piss in the gas tank. Most cars will get 85 MPG on Putin's urine.

4. Self-Service for Vladimir Putin means he fills up his tanks while two of his 'bodyguards' execute the cashier and any witnesses.

5. Putin is momentarily distracted by the sight of Yeltsin suckling the ethanol pump.


Best of Silhouette
Obama did the exact same photo-op, only he's wearing a helmet and has two spotters.

Best of dadoctah
Scene from the "Route 66 2010" pilot: Tod tops up the tank while Buz uses the payphone and the restroom.

Best of JohnS1959
In Soviet America, President takes gas out of car.

Best of molson
Let Vlady pump you up.

Best of Submariner
Fill up the rest of the fleet and then we'll send back Obambi's credit card and say we found it in the hall...

14 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

In Russia, Photo Op does Self-Serve.

-OR-

CUT! PRINT!
Thawtbubblinski: Hokay! Now for a hot shower, some caviar and V's Gypsy Curtain Ass babeski in the back of my half KMperLiter 3-ton armored stretch limo.

Rodney Dill said...

In Soviet Russia, car gasses you

Anonymous said...

http://www.theospark.net/2010/09/caption-time_13.html

Silhouette said...

Obama did the exact same photo-op, only he's wearing a helmet and has two spotters.

Dr. Doom said...

Mr. Putin (seen here gassing up on his way somewhere to kick someone's a$$) is quite a contrast to our President riding his girly bike somewhere to kiss someone's a$$.

dadoctah said...

Scene from the "Route 66 2010" pilot: Tod tops up the tank while Buz uses the payphone and the restroom.

Spin said...

Tom,Putin's doppelganger, is seen fueling up the LA Daycare bus at the UnicornCo farts pump.

JohnS1959 said...

In Soviet America, President takes gas out of car.

jj said...

Is Vlad pumpin Ethyl?

jj said...

Did anyone else notice that the pic is copyrighted by EPA???

molson said...

Let Vlady pump you up.

sonicfrog said...

Putin thought bubble: "Gas... imported... from... Valenzuela... WTF"

Submariner said...

Fill up the rest of the fleet and then we'll send back Obambi's credit card and say we found it in the hall...

Anonymous said...

Is it his car or is that his job?

Vinney