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Now, poking my own eyes out!Somehow, the picture is worth a 1,000 words. It fits.
In Dub's Dreams-OR-Nutraceuticals Weekly: Despite its high risk of triggering wasting disease during Phase 3 trials, "Skin and Bones" just won FDA approval as a weight-loss drug thanks to a generous contribution to the department's xmas party fund.
Speaker Pelosi, jealous over all the attention Sen. Gillibrand has been receiving, tries unsuccessfully to conjure up some support as the 'hottest Member of the House'
That reminds me, I have to bury the dessicated corpse I had hidden in the basement.
Upon seeing this, many of San Fran Nan's constituents in the Bay Area thought, "Yep, that's why I'm gay".
The real source of support for failed liberal policies. Liberalism - it is never pretty folks...
"What do you mean we're out of eye of newt - how will I ever get this stimulus legislation through?", screamed the Speaker. "Well bring me more of that powdered Constitution then and some of that Tea Partier blood from the sacrifice last night just to be sure."
"What do you mean we're out of eye of newt - how will I ever get this stimulus legislation through?", screamed the Speaker. A cowering aide replied, "Mr. Gingrich said to pi$$ off ma'am".
Eye of Newt, Lindsey Graham's testicles, a load of White House BS, a couple of trillion dollars and, presto-chango, super-strength Botox!
I see Yog-Sothoth has lost some weight.
Granny Nan was surprised when the Asmat tribal representative asked if she was his appetiser and when the "real long pork" would be served...
Actually, this explains a lot...
Riffing on Dr. Doom;"Ummmmmm", buzzed Bob, "Where did the stingers go from that one?"
Man. Somethings you just can't unsee, can you?
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