1. Meet the hot, busty 23 year old flight attendant you've been chatting with on adultchat-dot-net.
2. "Mom, I understand being a 'Saved by the Bell' groupie back in the 90's... sort of... but for Set's sake if my father had to be a member of the cast, why Screech?"
3. "Not now, dad. I'm uploading the Stuxnet virus into the Iranian defense network."
4. ORA: "I made the mistake of saying 'Christians are all right,' next thing I knew, sharmuta whigged out on me, Kilgore Trout called me a racist, and Charles took out the ban-hammer..."
5. "Nah, I'm just gonna unzip and settle in for a night of Chat Roulette."
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Even his window looks like a giant penis.
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Ram one's what?
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"Mom, why do I get a birthday card from somebody named "Carrot Top" every year?"
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Kyle refuses to take his hands out of his pockets when his mother asked "how did you get that huge stain in your pants?"
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Poster boy for young men who will eventually look like old lesbians.
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dub takes a break from writing disparaging remarks about "fat chicks" on Caption This!
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"Danny" from the 2010 Partridge Family reboot.
36 comments:
Even his window looks like a giant penis.
I bet 25,000 Quatloos that he's at least a 347th level Wizard of Warcraft. Any takers?
Ram one's what?
@ Submariner said...
Sucker's bet!
A young Markos looks around befuddled wondering how someone can make a computer work when its not in the basement.
Young Seth shortly after finding out he was too nerdy even for Band Camp.
"Mom, why do I get a birthday card from somebody named "Carrot Top" every year?"
Nonetheless, Todd was still way more qualified to be Chief Executive than was President Soetero.
Just in case it hasn't sunk in yet: in 2012, this will be able to vote.
Kyle refuses to take his hands out of his pockets when his mother asked "how did you get that huge stain in your pants?"
Timmy just smiled, he knew that when he became a billionaire at his dot com business all the cheerleaders that rejected him would be his secretaries and all the jocks that gave him wedgies would be cleaning his toilets.
WV: ainall
Sullivan quietly dreams about whether or not the carpet matches the drapes.
Note: this is what happens to your hair when you stick your crank into a live USB charging port.
"Lonely Girls OnLine NOW in YOUR Area!!"
The face behind Trixie Snookums, that hot babe you just sexted for half an hour @ $3.99/minute.
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Imagine that this just hooked up with your divorced mother via ProwlingCougars.com. Still in favor of net neutrality?
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"Dad, Let's Talk about My Allowance"
Son Timmy just downloaded 7 Top Secret company analyses of Pentagon over-billing AND all the incriminating emails and nude photos between Dad and his secret lover, Stanley.
Is your home office computer truly secure?
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Cue Theme Music
Eddie's Thawtbubble - They just think they blocked my hack!
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David Attenborough whispers: The BBC's pimplevision camera captures the nocturnal nerd in its native habitat! These shy creatures inhabit dark bedrooms and noisy neon-lit arcades. Differentiated from a similar geek species by a lack of pocket protectors and prominent horned-rim broken glasses.
I don't get it, Dad; how could a 'sack' help you hack back in the 70's? I mean, heck, you only had like Commodore VIC 20's and sh!t, right?
Who'd a guessed that Harold Ramis had a 'fro at age 16?!?
3:2 odda that he practices safe sex by putting a condom on his router's antenna.
I'd like to check out your I/O device Mrs. Robinson, but I've only got a 5 and a 1/4" floppy on me...
Poster boy for young men who will eventually look like old lesbians.
Hey kid, the Ramones called - they want their t-shirt back.
Wow. Proof that some chick actually slept with Carrot Top.
"Uh...I would shake your hand, 'cept I got something on it."
Next on 'Behind the Music', the real inspiration for "beat the brat with a baseball bat".
Rock rock, rock'n'roll home-schooled.
Meet the love child of Kewpie Doll and the Travelocity Gnome.
wv: forker:
Bozo the Clown... the early years.
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Rare Medical Condition #290
Classic case of Femur Interruptus, the opposite of a puberty growth spurt. Patient X's legs are shrinking and he will eventually become a Dorf.
This is why I stopped paying any attention to Sears back-to-school ads.
Laugh all you want, he's already slept with your daughter.
Yet another 'candidate' for launching off of the GW Bridge.
Oiao
WV = kienu... I kienu this guy was a looser.
Ten years from today, this guy will be on the cover of Financial Giants Weekly. Ironically, this very picture will appear in a sidebar accompanying the article.
dub takes a break from writing disparaging remarks about "fat chicks" on Caption This!
Q~tip
Cosmo Kramer- the wonder years.
Vinney
"Danny" from the 2010 Partridge Family reboot.
Hopeless in Seattle.
If you smmmeelll lel lel lel lel...
What the Rock
is cookin
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