Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Mmm... Delicious Child



1. "Not so rough, daddy. Jeez, you're worse than Elliot Spitzer."

2. "Dad, is that a Bic Banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

3. "Axe for preschoolers received the NAMBLA Seal of Approval."

4. "Daddy, stop inhaling my life essence!"

5. "Oh, daddy, I wish every night was crystal meth night!"

12 comments:

Oiao said...

These public (spelled pubic by the SEIU) have gotten way out of hand!

Oiao said...

Redoux - Oops.

These public (spelled pubic by the SEIU) school teachers have gotten way out of hand!

WV = tedipp = the new term for DemoProg gays when they do not want to be branded as 'TEA Baggers'

Dr. Doom said...

Unfortunately the President's economic policies have forced many struggling families into cannibalism.

Son Of The Godfather said...

What do you get when you cross Gary Del'abate with Mike Tyson?

prince of leaves said...

It was all fun and games until Tyler realized that, thanks to the Solanum virus, Daddy wasn't clowning around this time.

GregMan said...

Todd must think he's Michael Jackson, since he's eating a young boy.

Mr. Hankey said...

Desperate parents wait their time in line to sign their kids up for "Your Child Can Be The Next Van Gogh"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Trepanning: U R doing it RONG!

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Obamalama Healthcare DIY Treaments #2938a - Head Lice Control

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Several decades later, Little Ernie would unknowingly respond to a post hypnotic suggestion and actually write his father a check to cover the $429,250 it cost to raise him.

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Tim the Toolman Taylor actually had more than one run-in with Super Glue.

Matt the Kostume said...

In "Revenge Of The Nerds VI", Booger devours an entire kindergarten class.

Submariner said...

From the look, I kinda don't think those are "sweet nothings" being whispered in his ear...

Submariner said...

Apparently, microphones are no longer enough of a challenge for Gavin.

Submariner said...

Why didn't Uncle Hannibal send over more with the bag of fava beans and bottle of wine, daddy?