Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Meanwhile, In Army of Mom's Basement


1. "Nice basement, Army of Mom. Can I take the hat off now?"

2. If you think Kyle is scary, you should see the Ang Lee versions of Cartman, Stan, and Kenny.

3. After the apocalypse... things were fairly untidy.

4. "Mr. Hilfiger, if this is a photo shoot, shouldn't there be some cameras and a photographer?"

5. "No, it's not laundry day. I'm just retarded."

Best of dadoctah
Nakedmoleratman was less popular than the other animal-inspired comic book superheroes.

Best of Tim
deep under the Venture compound, svelte Dean Venture grows to maturity, feeding on clones and the occasional D & D party.

Best of dadoctah
Somehow I always pictured the boogeyman as...oh, I don't know...more butch, I guess....

Best of prince of leaves
After burning off his clothes, singeing off all of his body hair, charring his mullet, and burning down the house, Kevin acknowledged that pyroflatulation was funnier in concept than in reality.

Best of Matt the K
The Blair Twink Project

Best of Spin
No it's just cold down here...

Threadwinner Rodney Dill
"Ya der hey."

Best of Submariner
My hunt wasn't successful - can you get Lady Gaga to send over a dress?

Best of molson
Nice hat. Does that come with a free face full of schlong?

Best of mega
Great. Now the homos have branched out from romantic comedies to the post-apocalypse genre.

22 comments:

dadoctah said...

Nakedmoleratman was less popular than the other animal-inspired comic book superheroes.

Tim said...

deep under the Venture compound, svelte Dean Venture grows to maturity, feeding on clones and the occasional D & D party.

dadoctah said...

Somehow I always pictured the boogeyman as...oh, I don't know...more butch, I guess....

prince of leaves said...

The last three things to go through trade-boy Trevor's mind: "What's with this hatch in the basement floor?", "Why does this dude have all these bags of lime down here?", and a pickaxe.

prince of leaves said...

Ang Lee..."The Road"...you get the picture.

prince of leaves said...

After burning off his clothes, singeing off all of his body hair, charring his mullet, and burning down the house, Kevin acknowledged that pyroflatulation was funnier in concept than in reality.

Matt the K said...

"In your phone message, I wasn't sure if you told me to wear something grey or something ghey, so this was a compromise."

Matt the K said...

The Blair Twink Project

Spin said...

No it's just cold down here...

Dr. Doom said...

Squirrel hunting - Ur doin' it rong Bubba!

Rodney Dill said...

"Ya der hey."

Rodney Dill said...

"220, 221... whatever it takes."

Rodney Dill said...

Levi Johnson Calendar photo ... November 2012

Submariner said...

My hunt wasn't successful - can you get Lady Gaga to send over a dress?

dub said...

You can see bigger bulges on most Thursdays around here.

Submariner said...

Meh; the hat's a nice try for the cold-induced shrinkage excuse, but the sweat-sheen gives away your reality, ya jackwagon.

Anonymous said...

It was Gay Week on this week's episode of This Old House and Richard Trethewey's apprentice is about to replace the basement hotwater heater.

Vinney

dadoctah said...

Right Said Fred called. You're not too sexy for *anything*.

jj said...

Interviews for Congressional Pages take a very dark turn in Barney Frank's office.

WV: rednes...What Barney looks for

molson said...

Nice hat. Does that come with a free face full of schlong?

mega said...

Great. Now the homos have branched out from romantic comedies to the post-apocalypse genre.

mega said...

Is there ANYWHERE we can go where we won't have to look at pics of Putin showing off?