1. "Dammit, for the last time. I'm not Brendan Frasier. I'm Jay R Ferguson."
2. Next on Mad Men, Stan Rizzo acts out how stupid the new Democrat logo actually is.
3. ORA: Invisible Octoventral Heebiephone.
4. "So... since the first two stimuluses completely failed to revive the economy and exploded the deficit, we have no choice but to pass another stimulus bill to revive the economy because if we don't borrow and spend more money, we'll never bring down the deficit ..." Trying to figure out the reasoning behind Obamanomics freezes another Democrat's brain.
5. "OMG! That wasn't an Excedrin Migraine pill! Excedrin Migraine pills don't have the Mitsubishi logo on them! Oh crap, the ceiling's starting to melt! Crap! Crap! Crap!"
Best of Dr. Doom
I'll take quantum mechanics for $2000 Alex
Best of dub
As you can see, ceiling cat is in place....so I will now deliver the shocker.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
NEXT on FRINGE - all across the country, people suddenly freeze in contorted positions! Nancy Pelosi has a cameo role.
Best of Mr. Hankey
"I'm a Little Teapot, short & stout. Here is my handle..."
Best of mega
"What is the fucking problem? Give him a shot of L-Dopa, put him on a bus to the polling station, and get his finger to twitch on the Gillebrand lever." Tempers flared in Rahm's office at the lead-up to the November elections.
Best of molson
Now what would make you think I just dropped acid?
Best of Submariner
Little.Help.Here:Zipped.Too.Fast.After.Peeing...
Best of Spin
"Well yeah Joan,I was staring at your tits"
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The only guy at the Awards Ceremony that didn't get to 'meat' Lady Gaga.
The President's new Education Czar meets the press for the first time...
I'll take quantum mechanics for $2000 Alex
As you can see, ceiling cat is in place....so I will now deliver the shocker.
"Quick someone call 911. We have a deranged man smoking a cigarette in a building. Oh the inhumanity"!!!
"...and that's how I wound up in the hot tub with Ines Sainz - honest honey... you belive me don't you?", said Bob during his recurring nightnmare.
Jimmy was about to come out of the closet to his coworkers by yelling I've thimply FABULOUS news! when he's struck by one of those famous "second thoughts."
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The brains behind ACLU's "victim-centric" think tank is having another epiphany.
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Mandatory use of ACME's electronic CBT Gonad Cup, aka the "Fry Daddy," has reduced 100-yard restraining order violations by 94%.
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NEXT on FRINGE - all across the country, people suddenly freeze in contorted positions! Nancy Pelosi has a cameo role.
"I'm a Little Teapot, short & stout. Here is my handle..."
There's this guy Stevens, at the McMann and Tate agency. Don't let his wife wiggle her nose. Trust me.
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"What is the fucking problem? Give him a shot of L-Dopa, put him on a bus to the polling station, and get his finger to twitch on the Gillebrand lever." Tempers flared in Rahm's office at the lead-up to the November elections.
Doh! I coulda had a V8!
So there I was in Frederick's and there was a lady they called "AoM" they kept bringin' all their flippin' outfits an' she was sayin' "Got it, got, it, got it, too conservative, got it..."
This is how I do my solo as the Sugarplum fairy.
Den Marty jumps in dis fancy steel car wit' doors what opened like dis, drives like a bat outta hell, an dissapears inta da theater leavin' flamin' tire tracks in da street. Am I nuts, Doc?
Now what would make you think I just dropped acid?
Air sitar. Ur doin it...pretty gud ackshly.
Little.Help.Here:Zipped.Too.Fast.After.Peeing...
"Well yeah Joan,I was staring at your tits"
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