1. Gee, who would have thought having massive amounts of chemicals pumped into your face would lead to unpleasant side-effects.
2.At dub's cut-rate plastic surgery, they can suck the fat right out of your belly roll and pump it into your lips and cheeks.
3. Come to think, Pete Burns is probably used to having men pump things into his lips and cheeks.
4. "Pete, darling, I know they are making a WKRP in Cincinnati reboot, but I really don't think you're right for the part of Herb Tarlek.
5. "I dunno, Pete. Something just makes me feel like singing a karaoke duet of 'I Got You Babe' with you."
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Those loose lips could sink an aircraft carrier and its accompanying task force ... IYKWIMAITYD
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iCarly, the aftermath...
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Y'know it's a hideous material when M'Chel states "I wouldn't be caught dead in that..."
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Actually the years have caused quite an improvement in the looks of Speaker Pelosi... I think.
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"So, I don't remember seeing you at *last* month's PTA meeting...."
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Michelle has gone under cover to write the expose "White Skanky Ho Like Me"
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Where will YOU be when your rectal prolapse kicks in?
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Overheard. "So, you didn't finish the story. Did you decide to have the surgery?"
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Pete was tickled pink when Mick and Steven invited him to join them in "Lips Across America."
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I'll tell you what... never get your face stuck in a airplane toilet at 55,000-ft!
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"I just think it's weird that men always assume I'll give a blow job."