Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Loose Lips

Daily Mail



1. Gee, who would have thought having massive amounts of chemicals pumped into your face would lead to unpleasant side-effects.

2.At dub's cut-rate plastic surgery, they can suck the fat right out of your belly roll and pump it into your lips and cheeks.

3. Come to think, Pete Burns is probably used to having men pump things into his lips and cheeks.

4. "Pete, darling, I know they are making a WKRP in Cincinnati reboot, but I really don't think you're right for the part of Herb Tarlek.

5. "I dunno, Pete. Something just makes me feel like singing a karaoke duet of 'I Got You Babe' with you."

Best of Adriane
Those loose lips could sink an aircraft carrier and its accompanying task force ... IYKWIMAITYD

Best of Dr. Doom
iCarly, the aftermath...

Best of Submariner
Y'know it's a hideous material when M'Chel states "I wouldn't be caught dead in that..."

Best of Rodney Dill
Actually the years have caused quite an improvement in the looks of Speaker Pelosi... I think.

Best of dadoctah
"So, I don't remember seeing you at *last* month's PTA meeting...."

Best of Mr. Hankey
Michelle has gone under cover to write the expose "White Skanky Ho Like Me"

Best of prince of leaves
Where will YOU be when your rectal prolapse kicks in?

Best of Steve O
Overheard. "So, you didn't finish the story. Did you decide to have the surgery?"

Best of divine miss m
Pete was tickled pink when Mick and Steven invited him to join them in "Lips Across America."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I'll tell you what... never get your face stuck in a airplane toilet at 55,000-ft!

Best of mega
"I just think it's weird that men always assume I'll give a blow job."

24 comments:

Adriane said...

Those loose lips could sink an aircraft carrier and its accompanying task force ... IYKWIMAITYD

Dr. Doom said...

iCarly, the aftermath...

Dr. Doom said...

I always wondered what became of Boy George.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Only one thing worse than that being the last thing you see before going to sleep at night... seeing it first thing every morning. AIEEEEEEE!

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I thought this was an ad for Jeff Goldblum's new movie - The Fly Meets Venus Fly Trap

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Guess she could step to the head of the employment line if Clinton's hiring someone to hoover him in his dotage.

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The maker of that garish plaid outfit is suing her for making it look worse.

Submariner said...

He; "Once you go elf, you;ll uh, be satisfied by yourelf?

Submariner said...

Y'know it's a hideous material when M'Chel states "I wouldn't be caught dead in that..."

Submariner said...

I had been wondering who Vanilla Ice was up to these days. Thanks V.

Submariner said...

Boy; that Jon Edwards is good!

Rodney Dill said...

Actually the years have caused quite an improvement in the looks of Speaker Pelosi... I think.

divine miss m said...

Second runner up in the Cher lookalike contest.

divine miss m said...

Second runner up in the Cher lookalike contest.

dadoctah said...

"So, I don't remember seeing you at *last* month's PTA meeting...."

Mr. Hankey said...

Michelle has gone under cover to write the expose "White Skanky Ho Like Me"

Oiao said...

How much, um, milage do you have to put on a set of lips to get them that streached out?

Oiao said...

Oh. Watermelon lips.

prince of leaves said...

Where will YOU be when your rectal prolapse kicks in?

Steve O said...

Overheard. "So, you didn't finish the story. Did you decide to have the surgery?"

divine miss m said...

Pete was tickled pink when Mick and Steven invited him to join them in "Lips Across America."

racerboy said...

It takes a lot of money to look this cheap.

Rodney Dill said...

Second runner up in the Cher lookalike contest.

...but winner of the Steven Tyler lookalike contest.

(WV: rerid - What Alfred E. Neuman isn't OR what the guy on the left is planning to do.)

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I told my Tijuana surgeon I wanted the Fran Dresher look but didn't have much money. He said, "Practice Fran's nasally heh heh heh laugh" and gave me this pair of wax lips!"

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Oh, I've already had face reduction surgery, but they say it could to take 10 to 15 years for the swelling to go down.

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I'll tell you what... never get your face stuck in a airplane toilet at 55,000-ft!

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Does my nose make my lips look fat?

Rodney Dill said...

"So Loretta, just how is Larry Linville doing these days."

mega said...

"I just think it's weird that men always assume I'll give a blow job."

Anonymous said...

Angelina Jolie in a not-so-distant future