1. The members of ZZTop universally wish they had invested their 80's money better.
2. Shlomo was able to go home early after Andrew Sullivan deep-throated his entire stock.
3. Usually, when an old man is displaying a wiener in public, you expect George Michael to be involved somehow.
4. The caterer for Lance Bass's birthday party knew his client well.
3. Usually, when an old man is displaying a wiener in public, you expect George Michael to be involved somehow.
4. The caterer for Lance Bass's birthday party knew his client well.
5. At the Florida Koran Barbecue, liberals ineffectually protested, Muslims threatened violence, and Jews cleaned up selling Kosher tofu dogs to the crowd. Just sayin'
Best of Rodney Dill
The first annual Oscar Mayer Moyhel Boil was a huge success...
Best of dadoctah
Leon Russell has really let himself go.
Best of Submariner
Ol' Jed is not the one you want to survive your plane crashing in the Andes, if you get my drift.
Best of Jack Reacher
Things were going well until he asked a Boy Scout troop if they'd like to "grab a weiner." His bond is set at $1,000,000.
Best of prince of leaves
Wieners, dill pickles, ladyfingers, taco rolls, bread sticks, carrots...it wasn't hard to discern the theme of Chas Bono's post-op celebration.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
John Wayne Bobbitt can't look at this photo without breaking out in a cold sweat.
Best of Dr. Doom
The competitive eating championships have their own version of the vuvuzela. It is shaped like a tiny alps horn and makes a noise much like Joey Chestnut's bowels do the day after a competition.
Best of blue
Cannibal Bob looked at the contents of the tray and said "No thanks, that's the only part we don't eat"
Best of molson
No the hotdog doesn't come with any mustard, but you do get a liberal sprinkling of beard hair.
Best of metalgarth
Ang Lee directs ZZ Top's retro video for "Tube Snake Boogie"
Best of Rodney Dill
The first annual Oscar Mayer Moyhel Boil was a huge success...
Best of dadoctah
Leon Russell has really let himself go.
Best of Submariner
Ol' Jed is not the one you want to survive your plane crashing in the Andes, if you get my drift.
Best of Jack Reacher
Things were going well until he asked a Boy Scout troop if they'd like to "grab a weiner." His bond is set at $1,000,000.
Best of prince of leaves
Wieners, dill pickles, ladyfingers, taco rolls, bread sticks, carrots...it wasn't hard to discern the theme of Chas Bono's post-op celebration.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
John Wayne Bobbitt can't look at this photo without breaking out in a cold sweat.
Best of Dr. Doom
The competitive eating championships have their own version of the vuvuzela. It is shaped like a tiny alps horn and makes a noise much like Joey Chestnut's bowels do the day after a competition.
Best of blue
Cannibal Bob looked at the contents of the tray and said "No thanks, that's the only part we don't eat"
Best of molson
No the hotdog doesn't come with any mustard, but you do get a liberal sprinkling of beard hair.
Best of metalgarth
Ang Lee directs ZZ Top's retro video for "Tube Snake Boogie"
21 comments:
Zeke "made a killing" outside the girls' dormitories.
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The first annual Oscar Mayer Moyhel Boil was a huge success...
Leon Russell has really let himself go.
Bet he cut em in half and sold TWICE as many outside the Bobbitt trial...
AoM does NOT< have this outfit, but I'll bet she fancies the tray's contents.
Cover 'em with a peach/mango/habanero sauce and we'll call you Martha Stewart.
"Do I want your wiener with mustard or mayo?!?"
What the heck are you smoking, Jedediah?
Ol' Jed is not the one you want to survive your plane crashing in the Andes, if you get my drift.
Sorry, they're not Kosher - they're 100% long pig...
Things were going well until he asked a Boy Scout troop if they'd like to "grab a weiner." His bond is set at $1,000,000.
Wieners, dill pickles, ladyfingers, taco rolls, bread sticks, carrots...it wasn't hard to discern the theme of Chas Bono's post-op celebration.
They lined up for miles upon realization that Obamacare covers
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VtheK notices a huge spike in traffic shortly after word of this picture was posted on the Pencil Dick forum.
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John Wayne Bobbitt can't look at this photo without breaking out in a cold sweat.
The competitive eating championships have their own version of the vuvuzela. It is shaped like a tiny alps horn and makes a noise much like Joey Chestnut's bowels do the day after a competition.
One of the stimulus created jobs the President is always talking about.
Cannibal Bob looked at the contents of the tray and said "No thanks, that's the only part we don't eat"
No the hotdog doesn't come with any mustard, but you do get a liberal sprinkling of beard hair.
Ang Lee directs ZZ Top's retro video for "Tube Snake Boogie"
Unexpectedly the ZZBottom version of Tube Steak Boogie didn't make any of the music charts.
The old Yid couldn't eat the hot dogs - not kosher. Smoking them, on the other hand...
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